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Dillon, a captain at Eastern Airline and her to the Alba Consortium Group, was involved in a collision and was inflicted with amnesia. He only remembered Wendy, who, in her desperation to rescue him, died in the process. She was abandoned by a mean family. Later, she was inexplicably revived but suffered from a compulsion to die if Dillon did so. To save herself, Wendy became attached to Dillon! Debutantes cried and wailed: “Dillon wasn’t fool, but how could he have been taken in by that harlot?”At the same time, a thought come from dark is approaching: “Why don’t I take her back to my place and show her the same kindness?”…

Dongfang Feifei, the best actress of the Golden Tiger Award, is well-known for her beauty and love experience with playboys. But she goes back to her 17 after her rebirth. And she has to get into the Ivy league to avoid being killed. But in face of this situation, Dongfang Feifei shouts:" Gosh!" I'm not well-educated. How can I possibly make it?"

"By how can you give me up?" #Boss&Queen #Avenge #2020 Female Lead TOP 3 【Update: Mon Thu】"How perverted is Si Ye Han's taste? He still wants me like this?” Waking up, she looked at her reflection in the mirror: explosive wig, tattoos, and demon-like makeup. Any normal person’s eyes would burn if they looked at her for more than a second. Before her rebirth, she was in love with a different guy, so all she wanted to do was escape from Si Ye Han and hated him to his core after being locked up by him. After her rebirth, she looked differently at him, thinking that maybe he changed for the better? In the past, her mind was muddled. She let go of a stunning husband, was hurt by a scumbag and backstabber and most of all, was brainwashed by her most trusted friend. In the end, she was utterly alone. In her current lifetime, there are evil people scheming and eagerly waiting for her downfall. Sorry, but this girl won't fall for the same tricks twice!

Experience the job as a driver and gain the reward of a Pagani. Experience the job as a university teacher and gain the reward of ten buildings. Experience the job as a landlord and gain 160 million dollars. Experience… This story is also called Why Are the People Who Like Me So Nice, Urban Beauties, and I Am Tired of Being Rich.

Qian Yunxi, putri perdana menteri, lahir dengan kekuatan super dan dibesarkan di pegunungan. Ketika dia berusia 16 tahun, dia menggantikan adik perempuannya untuk menikah dengan Pangeran Ye dari istana yang "mewah". Ketika desas-desus beredar bahwa Pangeran Ye Youming dingin dan kejam, petualangan seperti apa yang akan dia lakukan di sana?

Before the reincarnation, she was bullied by her stepmother and younger sister, becoming a tool for her sister’s success, and ended up dead on her hospital bed. After reincarnation, she raised from hell, taking revenge on her stepmother and sister fiercely and frenziedly. Before the reincarnation, her beloved fiancé was cold and detached, bringing her endless pain and desperation. After the reincarnation, she smiled calmly at him and said: “Let’s abolish our engagement. I don’t want to marry you anymore!” That man, however, forced her into a corner—“You want to call it off? It’s too late!”

Car-chasing accidents, derailed trains, gas explosion and orphanage bankruptcy… Through all those terrible events, Mathew Gu is still alive. In order to eliminate Mathew from this beautiful world, the lord in charge keeps bringing him various types of trouble. However, Mathew never gets knocked down. “What’s beyond my expectation is that this truly happens to my life”, he says when the game starts. [Welcome to the global evolution game. It’s developed by the planet and all humans will be its players.]

Qian Yunxi, the daughter of the prime minister, was born with a superpower and raised in the mountains. As she turned 16, she substituted her younger sister to marry into the "luxurious" Mansion of Prince Ye. As the rumor went that Prince Ye Youming was cold and cruel, what kind of adventure would she have there?

Qian Yunxi, the daughter of the prime minister, was born with a superpower and raised in the mountains. As she turned 16, she substituted her younger sister to marry into the "luxurious" Mansion of Prince Ye. As the rumor went that Prince Ye Youming was cold and cruel, what kind of adventure would she have there?

It's no coindicence how ordinary high school student Lu Qingyu and refined teaching assistant Cheng Jing meet each other. Long-standing enmity from last generation keeps Cheng Jing away from peace. He racks his brains attempting to bring Lu Qingyu, the star, down, but unexpectedly ends up being dazzled by the star's briliant rays. Lu Qingyu, who trusts Cheng Jing whole-heartedly without any doubts, isn't aware of the trap set up especially for him...