comical cartoon quotes for the weekend

The invasion of Snake demons put the human world in a very vulnerable position. At that moment, there emerged an epochal genius. "No, please don't help me up! I mean it. My learning efficiency can reach the highest only when I'm lying on my back! This is my special learning habit. I swear I'm not sleeping", said the genius. Laziness is human nature. But if everyone can transform their laziness into something useful, it may enable us to survive in every dangerous situation and urge us to make progress generation after generation...

Cai Cai, a cute white-collar worker from the city has been deployed by her company to the countryside to farm! Her handsome senior at work ignores her and she finds herself in many comical situations because her lack of knowledge, befriending many of the quirky villagers in the process!

With sword pointed to the sky to stir up the world, I wanna go up to the sky and fight against all heroes. I’m the emperor of this world, and I’m gonna write my own epic!

A wild food that carries the virus, leading to the advent of the apocalypse, the global human into the zombie crisis, a terminally ill teenager was attacked by zombies, not only incurable disease is cured, there is also the consciousness of normal people! Is this a misfortune? Or lucky?

He comes across a cute girl on the way home in the late night. Out of kindness, he helps "hjavascript:void(0);er" get out of trouble and decided to let "her" stay just one night at his house. But "she" doesn't seem to interest him much, by contrast, "she" is kicked out of his bed when "she" is trying to sleep with him...

The freckled-face Mo Li, who is said to be a jinx, has been bullied at school and even in her family. Once she was accidentally possessed by the soul of the ferocious Queen, her life has never been the same…

After getting grievously wounded from a hard battle with an old foe, the Celestial Emperor sealed himself in the core of a far-flung planet for rehabilitation. The spiritual power he released gradually transformed this planet into a habitable place for all living beings. By cultivation, the original dwellers developed their human-shapes, and created their own civilization. Years later, human beings from the Milky Way Galaxy flew here on space ship. This planet started to draw the eyes of unknown forces from different spheres. Amid conflicts rose heroes. And Xia Guixuan, well seated in the core, opened his eyes.

He is a powerful CEO who refused to reveal his real personality to the outside world; and he is a good-looking young actor who’s blessed with good conditions. They were rivals in love at the very beginning. But their paths crossed because of a particular trade, making them the “Model Couple” under the spotlight. Gradually the false love became a real one. Their affections for each other grow as the days passed... However, a shadow of conspiracy and danger also started to cast on them...

Ren Fei travels to another world. By chance, he obtains the strongest Magic Instrument-- a brick, but he is also labeled as the evilest man in the world. While fleeing, he sticks to his cultivation, only to find that he is involved in a huge Conspiracy, which is related to his previous life. Meanwhile, the careerist Yuan Xu tries to kill him by hook or by crook...

Buying a girl's first time with 2 million yuan? Giving her his gold credit card? Can the CEO really do whatever he wants in a cheesy romantic story? ! A real vice president of a company entered this virtual world and let’s see how he’s gonna teach the CEO from the two-dimensional world a lesson!