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Erlang Shen! Why did I wake up with the Red Cord fastened to your hand and mine?! Did Yue Lao fail in his job?

They missed out on each other during high school because of a misunderstanding. After graduating from college, they went back to their high school and became teachers. After seven years, he didn’t recognize she was actually that girl. This is a story between a boring and impassive PE teacher and a scheming yet gentle Math teacher. Everything had changed after they met. Could they reignite their long-lost affection for each other again? At the same time, the secret in their high school time also began to be unveiled...

Several women who once got into trouble because of money formed an alliance. They seek after rich men, have an extravagant life, and believe only wealth can bring power to people. Although they are crazy about money, they will finally understand money isn't the only important thing after experiencing love, disloyal friendship and life risks.

QIAN BUDUO IS A LOSER, PENNY PINCHER AND COLLEGE BOY WHO HASN’T GOT A PENNY TO HIS NAME. BUT ONE DAY HE UNEXPECTEDLY GETS HIS HANDS ON THE DEEP POCKETS SYSTEM THAT OFFERS HIM MONEY MORE THAN HE COULD SPEND. HOWEVER, THE MONEY IS ONLY FOR THE COMPLETION OF ALL SORTS OF WEIRD TASKS ASSIGNED BY THE SYSTEM. A COMPLETED TASK WILL KEEP HIM OUT OF HARM’S WAY OR WIN HIM SPECIAL BONUSES WHILE A FAILED ONE WILL PUT HIM THROUGH HELL! FOR A STINGY GUY LIKE HIM, SPENDING MONEY LIKE WATER FOR THE COMPLETION OF TASKS IS DRIVING HIM NUTS! AND THERE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A HIDDEN SECRET BEHIND THIS SYSTEM AND UNDERNEATH ALL THOSE RANDOMLY ASSIGNED TASKS...

A mysterious bartender waits for someone special, using a cup of wine to exchange for their stories that are full of love and hatred. How do a demon-hunting genius and a mysterious dragon meet? In a weird world with monsters living, their friendship is touching. I have been searching for your traces of previous life just to meet you again.

The heroine was cheated into an evil wealthy family. Then her life became hopeless and she lost her freedom. Controlled by the evil president, she became his personal maid and began to fight against him. The luxurious manor was full of evil. For the sake of her family and the boy she loved, she submitted to humiliation and always acted cautiously. However, she couldn’t escape the demon’s ingenious torture. Why he treated me like this? I have never met this man before!

Kate is a monster detective who resides in a strange city. A robot laughs creepily in the darkness of a laboratory, a mysterious shadow appears from nowhere on the balcony, a black hole tears open the space around the corner of a street... These strange phenomenons are driving people crazy, but Kate revels in the adventure! As he draws closer to the dark, the monster in the dark is also stealthily making its way to him...

The impassive CEO could hear other people’s hidden thoughts, which brought him endless suffering. One day, he heard her singing voice, and then the bustle and noise in this world seemed to disappear all of a sudden. From that day, every time he heard her singing, the once arrogant CEO would turn into an obedient little boy... A heart-warming comedy thus starts to unfold.

He is the unapproachable Yuetian in the eyes of the world who protects the common people. At the same time, he is his most revered master, and also the name engraved in his heart. He tries his best to catch up to him but ultimately fails to do so. After the first mistake, every single step is a mistake. The love he tries to suppress is their bond, his obsession, and an unescapable nightmare. One day, you will only look at me even if we become enemies.

The world suffered a change, and monsters began to appear. During this new era, a new profession is born. Tame the monsters, raise the monsters and train the monsters. They are the monster trainers. An innocent youth with a dream has been thrown into this golden age. Gao Peng: Even if it’s just a lizard, I’ll make it evolve into a dragon that can soar into the sky!