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Ten million years ago, Li Qiye planted an emerald bamboo. Eight million years ago, he raised a carp. Five million years ago, he adopted a little girl. One day, he woke up and found the emerald bamboo had turned into a deity, the carp had turned into a golden dragon, and the little girl had turned into the empress of the Nine Realms.

The Wild Monarch Lu Xuan was killed by a sneak attack from his best friend Sun Emperor, after exhausting all his strength to kill Dome Emperor, the best fighter in the world. Three hundred years later, he is reborn. Everything has changed, but the hatred remains. Let’s see how he gets back on his feet and then rule the world!

Fu Yu wrongly traveled to an immortal novel world and became a miserable supporting role. Unexpectedly, with an omniscient perspective, high IQ and EQ, she struck back and became a popular heroine.

What? Only after I pay this man back can I return to the Cat Planet! It's so troublesome! Meow!

The 29-year-old dies after saving someone else's life, but this gave God the Creator a dilemma whether to him give another chance to live. Eventually, God decided to cultivate him into a god before using his "Heart of World" to save the world. In the new world, Yue Xiaoxi, the hero of this story, will be chasing after girls and act ostentatiously to save his family!

Betrayed just before her wedding, the once paramount Crown Princess was forced to burn herself to death. When she wakes up, she finds herself reincarnated as the much scorned scion of a distinguished aristocratic family, while the ones who caused her misery enjoyed wealth and distinction in their palace! She will soar like a phoenix in this second life -- tame divine beasts, cultivate the force, master the art of medicine and poison, rule over both mortals and divines! She swears that all those who have betrayed her, humiliated her, will face her fury and burn in the most horrible way!

In the villa i inherited from my father,many strangely charming girls keep coming in to rent my rooms.

The Young Lady of the Ye Clan, once a simpleton, was not fated to die by accident but then restarted her life. She inherited the knowledge of poison and medicine and conquered the amazing ancient animals. The only surprise was The King of Ghost feared by the world, that gentle and warmhearted hostage.

Lin Xiu returned to civilization confident and proud after training with a master who cannot be named on a celestial island cut off from the real world. In his quest to uphold justice, he courageously picks fights with elites in the community wreaking havoc among the rich and the powerful. Be it ghosts, spirits, or seniors of the daoist association, he is fearless. Will the little girl Xiao Tong stay a little girl as she accompanies him on his journey to track down the rest of his friends from the orphanage they once shared? Are you dissatisfied? Do you consider yourself one of the strongest? I beg your pardon, but I'm stepping all over you right now!

The Young Lady of the Ye Clan, once a simpleton, was not fated to die by accident but then restarted her life. She inherited the knowledge of poison and medicine and conquered the amazing ancient animals. The only surprise was The King of Ghost feared by the world, that gentle and warmhearted hostage.