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Xiao Xixi travels back to the ancient times and becomes one of the concubines of the crown prince. It is supposed to be the beginning of imperial harem struggles, but she just wants to muddle along. To compete with others to win favor with the crown prince? No! Letting it be is the way of survival and enjoying food is the true meaning of life! However, the cold crown prince falls in love with her!

“I heard that our Minister got promoted through bribery?” “Alas! You probably didn’t know, but our Minister looks like that mysterious ‘Concubine Duan’ who declined His Highness once. That’s why our Emperor loves and hates him so much at the same time!” The twisted and stubborn young Emperor VS the tender and scheming Minister—Pretend to fall, pretend to be drunk, pretend to be angry... They got a thousand ways to mess with each other!

"I've never imagined being with anybody else you..."

Sweet girls' love story~Cool intellegent lady x hot-tempered sweetie!

A punk girl turns into a great goddess to beat up scumbags and oppress fake angels. She angers all of the surrounding rotten women to death. After being reborn, I, Chi Yan, have to marry this brainless playboy with X disease? I found a handsome man to play my boyfriend, but he ended up trying to flirt with me every day! An icy chairman announced: My Yan'Er is the cutest in the world. I won't hold her back!

On a rainy day three years ago, she rescued him in a cave. In the dark, she thought it was a proposal in dream rather than in reality. Three years later, he and she met again at a reception. However, as time went by, they had already forgotten each other's appearance. When the feelings buried in the bottom of their hearts are awakened, fragments of memory are stitched together, what will their fate be like?

It's really out of luck for Ye Zixin to know Quan Hejun. The first time they met, he touched her breast by mistake. The second time, the rumors about them spread everywhere. The third time and the fourth time... Quan Hejun, let's make a bet, "the loser will warm the bed for the winner"! Wait, why do we share a bed? Probably because… it's more wonderful than we ever thought?

"This is a contest between alien technology and human cultivation. " #Modern #Transmigration #2021 HIT NEW MALE LEAD COMIC 【Update Mon Tue Thu Sat Sun】Tang Ming, one of the top cultivators, was defeated by aliens and reborn back into his high school years. He decided to stage a great come back and protect the world. No woman can resist him. The previous life's goddess, talented maiden, sexy teacher, domineering lady and alien princess are all in his harem. No power dares to against him. The thirteen clans, religious groups and secluded mighty cultivators all have to bid him their allegiance. This time, he plays a decisive role in achieveing the properity of cultivation across the world. -- This is an authorized work translated by Webnovel protected by copyright law. All forms of reproduction/distribution are strongly prohibited.

Upon her death, Ning Shu becomes a mission-taker who helps poor souls exact revenge on their behalf. She therefore jumps from one world to another, playing various roles and meeting various scumbags. She snarls, "You scumbags, I'm only here to exact revenge. Don't be a hindrance, or I'll torture the hell out of anyone who obstructs me from completing the mission!"

I can transport anything, just with high enough price. Ling Yu, a delivery man with super power, is caught in all kinds of accidents because of accepting strange business.