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[ABO world view!] Omega Harim attacks a random stranger for money in the midst of his heat cycle. But the man he tries to attack is an Alpha and leader of a large organization. Believing that Harim was sent to kill him, the Alpha throws some heat cycle sedatives at him and warns him to not cause any more trouble. But then Harim foolishly steals the man's wallet and gets caught, after which he is forced to become the Alpha's maid…

I hate children, but I want to be with him.

He is an absolute bigwig who is decisive, cold, and callous. However, he just can't stop tangling up with her, always eager to give her all his love. On their first encounter, he questioned:"Was that you 6 years ago?" The second time they met, he was holding a paternity test report. "You're still gonna deny he is my son?" After multiple encounters, she asked: "His Excellency the Duke, are we done?" The man broke a charming smile: "Of course not. We are expecting a second baby.”

Wei Lai finds a mysterious camera by chance that is able to take pictures of the future. She discovers that it only works on her crush, a senior in her high school. She raises her camera to snap a photo while thinking, "Do I exist in your future?"…

The current heiress had her identity changed? I suffered humiliation when I returned to my birth family? My childhood sweetheart betrayed me for my younger sister? And not only did someone harm me, causing me to lose my unborn child, but I was also exiled by my family? Could I be any more unfortunate? But don't worry. Wait until I've entered that mysterious organization -- I'll become a new person, make a strong return, and start planning my revenge! But then a certain man -- a company president and single father -- asked me to live with him? What in the world is going on?!

Lin Jiage has only ever wanted two things in his life — Shi Yao, and time spent with Shi Yao. Starting from many, many years ago, Lin Jiage has had something he wanted to tell Shi Yao. However, it isn't until many years later that he finally has the good fortune to say it to her: There is nothing in this world more beautiful... than my beautiful time with you.

This is the sweet love between a pure hero and heroine. Reborn after a miserable death, she is sometimes fierce and sometimes sweet. He is the aloof and dignified Prince Charming from a very wealthy family, but falls in love with the heroine who married him for the sake of their families.

A new series of June—Present you a new couple! The cool girl never expected that mature and scheming guy she bumped into to be a popular cartoonist who draws romantic comics. And that cold and impassive dream boy in her class had been helping her secretly. Between these two completely different types, which one is she going to choose?

"This is a contest between alien technology and human cultivation. " #Modern #Transmigration #2021 HIT NEW MALE LEAD COMIC 【Update Mon Tue Thu Sat Sun】Tang Ming, one of the top cultivators, was defeated by aliens and reborn back into his high school years. He decided to stage a great come back and protect the world. No woman can resist him. The previous life's goddess, talented maiden, sexy teacher, domineering lady and alien princess are all in his harem. No power dares to against him. The thirteen clans, religious groups and secluded mighty cultivators all have to bid him their allegiance. This time, he plays a decisive role in achieveing the properity of cultivation across the world. -- This is an authorized work translated by Webnovel protected by copyright law. All forms of reproduction/distribution are strongly prohibited.

Our main character finds a Heavenly Scroll and returns to the world of his first lifetime! However, his father has become the antagonist - the Demon Lord - and he his father's useless adopted son. This is his third life. This time, his body Su Yunlan has the scroll and the Trans-Soul technique which allows him to control demonics animals! He will surely be able to marry into the Royal House and get the princess' hand, as well as take revenge for the wrongs that he suffered in his previous lives and inherit his father's estate!