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My System is subpar to say the least

My System is subpar to say the least

"In this world any living can and will Cultivate. From plants like the sunflower that Cultivate to become independent and produce their own sunlight. Or the howling wolves that Cultivate by absorbing the surrounding Qi at the full-moon. Even bacteria can Cultivate! By targeting enough hosts they gain a myriad of abilities, the ability to corrode the ground, to contamine the rivers, and even acquire a proto-conscience. On this kind of world humans remain at the peak, they're natural inventors that are inspired by their surrounds, they adapt, Cultivate and develop more Cultivation techniques through the ages. Many generations of Cultivation after, the first Immortals appear. An Immortal is they who possess a world under their control, a world with it's own laws and logic. Every Immortal has a 'Core Law', a power that sustains their world, their aperture. This 'Core Law', grants them a unique ability exclusive to them, to manipulate their surrounds as they see fit. An Immortal acquired the power to change the state of matter, he could swim on the air, drink fire and could evaporate souls. Another Immortal acquired the power to steal time, with it he managed to steal the lifespan of others to increase his own, freeze his opponents in time by stealing their future actions before they occur. Yet another Immortal acquired an even more exceptional power which allowed him to literally turn the world upside down. He turned the skies into the ground and the ground into the skies, the clouds began to fall and the mountains began to float. The ability and reach of his ability extended to a whole continent, this continent biomass, surface and shape were permanently modified by his actions. Such abilities are nothing in comparison to what I have acquired. A SYSTEM!!! This ultimate cheat will naturally allow me to be the strongest Cultivator that has ever existed. System, show me your functions." [One Step Back, Two Steps Forward System. "To gain anything you must lose something, to reacher further heights you must learn how to sacrifice everything you have worked for." (Do You want to sacrifice your current Cultivation to gain 2500 OSBTSF Points? Y/ N.)] "What? Is that really the only way to gain points!" ["Of course not, User. To gain more points you can also sacrifice your muscle mass, lifespan, memories, knowledge, soul foundation, brain cells or a Bloodline Ability."] ... "What do you offer exactly on exchange of my Cultivation?" ["Currently you have unlocked two functions, one you can use your points to Derive new skills based on the ones you currently know, second you can go to the store to purchase a myriad of skills." (Current Top-Skill: Minor-All-Skills-Improvement; Lv1. Cost: 1000 points. Description: This skill will permanently increase your intelligence, physical strength, quality of Qi, aptitude and Soul Foundation permanently regardless of your Cultivation Realm by 2%.) "..."
Fantasy
9 Chs
Beast World: From Villainess to Cub-Raising Chef

Beast World: From Villainess to Cub-Raising Chef

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"
Fantasy
113 Chs
Excerpt, at least 10
An example of an online text was as follows: 1 Sword Snow Stride-Beacon Fire Playing with the Vassals 2. Battle Through the Heavens--Heavenly Silkworm Potato 3. Martial Force: Universe-Forgotten Words 4 " Full Time Expert "-Butterfly Blue 5 Douluo Continent--Tang Family's Third Young Master [Lord Snow Eagle]-An outsider 7 " Battle Frenzy "--Heavenly Silkworm Potato 8 " The Peak of Martial Refinement "-Momo 9. Douluo Continent's Second World-Tang Family's Third Young Master 10 "Covering the Sky"-Chen Dong
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2024-09-21 07:03
at least four
The antonyms of one after another included: no successor, all previous efforts wasted, and stagnation.
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2024-09-25 02:25
at least a decade
I'm not sure what you meant by "at least ten years". If it was about Eason Chan's " Ten Years," it was released in 2003 and had been around for more than ten years. It was a classic Mandarin pop song that had won many music awards and was used in movies and television dramas. In terms of age, men had three golden decades, which were 15 - 25 years old, 25 - 35 years old, and 35 - 45 years old. Each decade had its own specific tasks and importance. There were also inspirational romance dramas like " 30th March, 2010," which told the stories of friendship and love between the protagonists over the years. Or like the primary school affiliated to the Teachers 'College in Putian City, Fujian Province, which had become a pearl of local education in the course of ten years of development. Please clarify the question so that you can answer it more accurately. The novel " Ten Years of Death " is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-04-20 14:11
The funniest ending
Here are some recommendations for novels with funny endings: 1. [The Other World That You Can't Joke: The storyline is super funny. The interaction between the male and female leads is very happy, and there's a perfect ending.] 2. " I Really Didn't Turn on the Voice Changer ": The male lead is actually as sweet as the female lead. The story is very interesting and has a perfect ending. 3. I Teach a Tyrannical CEO How to Be a Person After Transforming Books: I like the female lead's character design very much, and the plot is very funny. These novels all had funny plots and endings, and were suitable for readers who liked this genre.
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2024-12-26 17:25
The funniest joke of 2011
As a fan of online literature, I can't provide you with the latest jokes, but I can provide you with some classic jokes. I hope you will like them! Why don't zombies like to make friends with werewolves? Because they were afraid that the werewolf would bite their " head " and cause changes. Why do some people like to play computer games with gloves on? They liked to massage their fingers on the keyboard. Why do policemen like to eat hamburgers? Because they liked to grab meat buns. Why do some people like to read in the toilet? Because they liked to enjoy the " perfect reading experience." Why can't pigs go online? Because they were always frightened by the "bears" on the Internet.
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2025-03-03 10:46
Please recommend at least five 2D novels with at least 1500 chapters.
😋I recommend the following novels to you: 1. [Two-Dimensional Onmyoji: Traversing the Fate world to become the Second Master. Traversing the two-dimensional world, meeting the goddess in your heart and saving the girls who cried in your previous life!] Fate Holy Grail Battle 4, Acceleration World Millennium, Tokyo Food God of Death Shadow, Soul Beast Transformation on Douluo Continent, Dragon World Jermungander, Boxyard Fantasy World, Holy Grail Battle 5, Demon High School, Date Battle, Blood World Battlefront, K, Dragon Ball World, Mythical Qin Shi Ming Yue and other worlds! 2. " The Demon Hunter's Wonderful Adventures ": Traversing to a two-dimensional world, traveling through different worlds, becoming Qin Chuan of Spartan blood for an hour, seeking encounters in the underground city, my Hero Academy, Jojo's Wonderful Adventures, Stardust Fighter and other adventures in the world! 3. [2D Mage]: Wang Lin, this otaku, became a great mage of his generation. He traveled through the Fate guide from the first to the second week and participated in the war of the magic academy! 4. " The Transmigrator Traverses the Comic World ": After the Transmigrator was defeated in the Dragon Ball, he mastered his martial arts and caused havoc in other two-dimensional worlds. He shuttled between various anime worlds and witnessed all kinds of strange things! 5. " Two-Dimensional Door of Truth ": Chen Anxia woke up to find that the world had changed. She was reborn into a two-dimensional world. On her journey through the two-dimensional world, she possessed the Door of Truth and traveled through the endless world. Her goal was to become a Supreme God! I hope you like my recommendation.😗
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2024-07-16 19:40
What are the characteristics of the funniest jokes and stories in 'funniest jokes and stories'?
Another is the use of absurdity. Like a story where a man tries to use a banana as a phone. The illogical nature of such a scenario is humorous. These funny jokes and stories often play with the norms of our daily life and turn them on their head, making us laugh. They can also involve wordplay, like puns, which add an extra layer of humor.
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2024-12-10 16:38
At least recommend a few?
😋I recommend the following 10 farming novels: 1. "Calamity Descends: The Space Is Busy with Stocking Up Farm Goods" 2. "The Rebirth Space's Medical Girl" 3. "The true daughter of the galaxy is farming." 4. "Quickly put on the female lead, she doesn't want a He ending." 5. [Space Blessing Wife] 6. "The Space of Transmigration in Hand" 7. 'After raising the Prince Regent's cubs, he came to accompany me in farming.' 8. "Portable Space: The Ferocious Farmer's Wife." 9. "Little Blessing from the farming family in the space." 10. "Reborn Farmer Daughter-in-law Has Space" I hope you like my recommendations. Muah ~ If you have any more needs, please feel free to consult me.😗
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2024-07-17 03:16
At least 100 literary works
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2024-09-08 21:12
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