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Ye Feng had mutated, his body can obtain the corresponding superpower according to the information he heard! His deskmate, Wang Qiang: “If only I had an expert hacker as a friend, that’ll be great!” Computer amateur Ye Feng immediately turned into an expert hacker. Anywhere with the Internet was his territory! Wang Qiang: “Brother Feng, do you want to learn martial arts?” The moment he said that, Ye Feng had a burst of strength and became a martial arts grandmaster! Girlfriend: “Ye Feng, do you know how to drive?” Ye Feng was about to say ‘no’ but in the end, countless pieces of information flooded his mind and he immediately became a veteran driver! ... "Please stop talking, everyone!" In less than a year, Ye Feng was omnipotent. He had a look of distress, feeling like he’s not even a human being but an omnipotent almighty expert! This book is also called "Am I really a human being", "I really don't want to be omnipotent" and "Why is it so hard to not be an expert ah"...

"How about, I pay you for every sentence you say?" Gu Jingze said, desperately trying to make the uninterested woman say at least one word. Yu Yan, being treated harshly before, had adopted a cold, silent lifestyle. Popularly, known as Ice witch, she doesn't look at strangers twice let alone talk to them. Until she meets him, drunk as anything, he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life. To the amazement of everyone, even herself, she talks to him and even went further to help him, not knowing he was Gu Jingze, popularly called Almighty Gu. As fate will have it, Gu Jingze falls in love with her enthralled light brown eyes. However, capturing the Ice witch's heart is not that easy. Especially when she has a lot of secrets down her sleeve. Owning a huge company, just for styling her clothes, she also had long lists of debts to pay. She says she's poor, yet had limited edition of everything. She made the rules, she was the boss. A rich pauper, as her friends would call her. Who knew when Yu Yan would fall in love, she'll fall HARD!!!

Forensic experts perform autopsies to uncover the true cause of death.

Once, I was Archemidas Evernoir—the second prince of the Evernoir Kingdom, where magic and technology coexisted in harmony. But it all collapsed in a single night, when a dimensional catastrophe tore me from my family and cast me into a lawless wasteland. Now, I’m just Arche—a scavenger hunting for monster parts in the ruins, surviving day by day. The only relic of my past is REINA, the Machine Core embedded in my right eye since childhood. She’s loud, stubborn, and always saves me when things go south. Wounded, forgotten, and stripped of my title, I must find my way back—to my sisters, to my kingdom, or maybe… to who I really am. But the world is no longer what it used to be. And I… am no longer a prince.

Dan is a 30-year-old man, down on his luck and a sexually frustrated optimist. Until he meets a talking Crypto Kitty that changes his perspective on life. Flufii is his name, and he tasks Dan to kidnap him for the greatest adventure. Follow these two characters as they stumble through humor, profanity, and uncomfortable situations, in order to meet their ultimate goal. This book isn't intended for an audience that is easily offended. All characters and situations are fictional.

Geremi died in the most pathetic way possible - because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Now he’s been reborn as Dry, heir to a clan in a universe of cultivators, with a talent that shatters every known limit. But along with power came misfortune: an annoying system, enemies eager to devour him, and the gaze of the strongest being in the universe fixed on him. Between sarcasm, curses, and clan precepts, Dry will have to prove he knows how to survive - even when fate has already decreed his death.

My name is Sakura Chiba. I am in senior high school. I don't believe in fate. I wanted adventures in my life. Until I goes to Parallel world. Everything changes in my life. What is this? where am I? who are these? and Why is there a sword in my hand?

When the Ship of the Stars deviates on its path towards "Spoiled Paradise"—that enthralling planet bustling with mysteries and perils—these beings find themselves caught in the adventure of a lifetime. Amidst a world unknown yet beautiful, they embark on rescuing their failing vessel and uncovering the tale of this marvelous world. Under the shadow of ruin and enigmatic enchantment that shrouds the place, the questions loom larger: Will they succeed in forging their fate anew amidst this cosmos? Or will they be swallowed forever by the mystery of Spoiled Paradise?

Waking up from the black coffin, he started looking, searching for his lost past, searching for the secrets of gods, searching for history—the essence of time. In a world with an industrial revolution and increasing waves of machines, there are power struggles, nasty politics, crazy cults, mystics, hazardous relics, and what not. Everywhere he looked, there seemed to be something else—something bigger and more menacing lurking behind the scenes.

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.