talking toilets

Ye Feng had mutated, his body can obtain the corresponding superpower according to the information he heard! His deskmate, Wang Qiang: “If only I had an expert hacker as a friend, that’ll be great!” Computer amateur Ye Feng immediately turned into an expert hacker. Anywhere with the Internet was his territory! Wang Qiang: “Brother Feng, do you want to learn martial arts?” The moment he said that, Ye Feng had a burst of strength and became a martial arts grandmaster! Girlfriend: “Ye Feng, do you know how to drive?” Ye Feng was about to say ‘no’ but in the end, countless pieces of information flooded his mind and he immediately became a veteran driver! ... "Please stop talking, everyone!" In less than a year, Ye Feng was omnipotent. He had a look of distress, feeling like he’s not even a human being but an omnipotent almighty expert! This book is also called "Am I really a human being", "I really don't want to be omnipotent" and "Why is it so hard to not be an expert ah"...

"How about, I pay you for every sentence you say?" Gu Jingze said, desperately trying to make the uninterested woman say at least one word. Yu Yan, being treated harshly before, had adopted a cold, silent lifestyle. Popularly, known as Ice witch, she doesn't look at strangers twice let alone talk to them. Until she meets him, drunk as anything, he was about to make the biggest mistake of his life. To the amazement of everyone, even herself, she talks to him and even went further to help him, not knowing he was Gu Jingze, popularly called Almighty Gu. As fate will have it, Gu Jingze falls in love with her enthralled light brown eyes. However, capturing the Ice witch's heart is not that easy. Especially when she has a lot of secrets down her sleeve. Owning a huge company, just for styling her clothes, she also had long lists of debts to pay. She says she's poor, yet had limited edition of everything. She made the rules, she was the boss. A rich pauper, as her friends would call her. Who knew when Yu Yan would fall in love, she'll fall HARD!!!

Once, I was Archemidas Evernoir—the second prince of the Evernoir Kingdom, where magic and technology coexisted in harmony. But it all collapsed in a single night, when a dimensional catastrophe tore me from my family and cast me into a lawless wasteland. Now, I’m just Arche—a scavenger hunting for monster parts in the ruins, surviving day by day. The only relic of my past is REINA, the Machine Core embedded in my right eye since childhood. She’s loud, stubborn, and always saves me when things go south. Wounded, forgotten, and stripped of my title, I must find my way back—to my sisters, to my kingdom, or maybe… to who I really am. But the world is no longer what it used to be. And I… am no longer a prince.

Forensic experts perform autopsies to uncover the true cause of death.

《Lucius von Eisenvald.》 ? 《Together, we'll rewrite your fate! You'll go from a third-rate villain to the true protagonist and a harem of twenty-seven women!》 ??? "...My name is Kite, though."

Dan is a 30-year-old man, down on his luck and a sexually frustrated optimist. Until he meets a talking Crypto Kitty that changes his perspective on life. Flufii is his name, and he tasks Dan to kidnap him for the greatest adventure. Follow these two characters as they stumble through humor, profanity, and uncomfortable situations, in order to meet their ultimate goal. This book isn't intended for an audience that is easily offended. All characters and situations are fictional.

Geremi died in the most pathetic way possible - because he couldn’t keep his mouth shut. Now he’s been reborn as Dry, heir to a clan in a universe of cultivators, with a talent that shatters every known limit. But along with power came misfortune: an annoying system, enemies eager to devour him, and the gaze of the strongest being in the universe fixed on him. Between sarcasm, curses, and clan precepts, Dry will have to prove he knows how to survive - even when fate has already decreed his death.

*The Day I Started Talking to Myself* is a reflective and emotionally driven novel about a young person who feels lost despite appearing successful to the outside world. Struggling with self-doubt, expectations, loneliness, and unanswered questions, the protagonist reaches a breaking point where they begin having honest conversations with themselves for the first time. What starts as an attempt to cope with life's pressures gradually becomes a journey of self-discovery. Through these inner conversations, the protagonist revisits childhood memories, confronts past mistakes, heals old emotional wounds, and questions beliefs that have shaped their identity. Every chapter reveals a new layer of their personality, showing that the toughest battles are often fought within. As the story unfolds, the protagonist learns that self-acceptance is not about becoming perfect but about embracing imperfections with compassion and courage. By facing fears instead of running from them, they rebuild confidence, strengthen relationships, and discover a renewed sense of purpose. Rather than focusing on external achievements, *The Day I Started Talking to Myself* explores the transformative power of introspection, emotional resilience, and authenticity. It reminds readers that the most meaningful conversation they will ever have is the one they have with themselves, and that healing begins the moment they choose to listen.

My name is Sakura Chiba. I am in senior high school. I don't believe in fate. I wanted adventures in my life. Until I goes to Parallel world. Everything changes in my life. What is this? where am I? who are these? and Why is there a sword in my hand?

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.