swiss puns

Delta was a teacher who traded her name away for a chance. Now reincarnated as a dungeon core, Delta strives to survive and thrive without becoming a death trap that kills everything, including human beings, like other dungeons. She filled her dungeons with jokes, friendly monsters that could turn deadly if you decided to be violent, mushrooms, more jokes, funny traps, riddles, and most importantly, puns! Her dungeon is also located near the town of Durance, an ordinary-looking town that is actually filled with retired legends of both the famous and infamous kind. In a broken world that is slowly falling apart, watch as Delta repairs it by creating smiles instead of killing! Original Work’s Synopsis: She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd. *IMPORTANT NOTE* This is not my work but another author’s. I just found this novel unique, fascinating, and splendid. I had a perpetual smile and often laughed while reading this novel. It needs more recognition, so I decided to edit it for any mistakes and post it here on WebNovel. The author does post on RR and a forum website called Space Battle, so check it out if you’re interested. If you're actually spending time reading this note of mine, then I hope you had an enjoyable time reading the novel. If you really enjoyed the novel and would like to support the author (Not Me!111!1!!!), I’m also gonna include his Patreon and PayPal link. Author's Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/user?u=3031332 Author's PayPal: https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/ConnerStewart

She became a dungeon core. Everything pointed Delta to murdering her way to success. People were just mana farms, right? No, that was wrong. Delta refused. Then everything became odd.

Lux loves being The Runner of the LSD (Luxembourg Spy Department) until he meets Rostov, a banker who wants this story to end on page one. Rostov is in so much trouble that shooting himself seems the only wise thing to do, but even suicide doesn't work out as planned. Lux offers to help: "You better drown yourself in the bathtub and save me the work of cleaning up blood and brain tissue." Lux and Rostov join forces. Lux has grit, wit and it, and Rostov needs only one hit to release a shipload of shit. Together they cause a roller coaster of disasters in and around the five-star Prestigio International Hotel in Geneva, on a mission to solve two questions: what happened to the President of the First Bank of Moscow, and what's inside the suitcase that Rostov lost?

A simple rule: Don't eat the giant lumberjack's chocolate. Miles, Rex, Ivy, and June learned that the hard way. A stolen bar of prized Seiss chocolate in the remote Alps forces the four friends to sign a terrifying contract that tears their summer apart. Suddenly, they are plunged into a lethal, perpetual winter, trapped in a shifting ice maze and hunted across impossible, magical worlds. Their only way home is to find and shatter the legendary Chalice of the Frost before a relentless, greedy guardian claims their freedom forever. The Great Swiss Chocolate Incident proves that even the sweetest treats can hide the deadliest secrets.

Alexander Magnus, the chosen Messenger of the War Angel, is driven by a celestial mandate to assemble the "Trinity of Atonement" to seal the encroaching Abyss. His quest leads him not to holy sites, but to places of profound, haunted geological beauty in Switzerland—places where the veil between worlds is thin. Ignoring the terrified pleas of the villagers of Muotathal, he enters the Hölloch Cave ("Hell-Hole"), not for a sacred sword, but for the "Penitent's Blade." This relic does not gleam; it is forged from petrified shadow and can cut not flesh, but the threads of deception. Its first test is forcing its wielder to see their own hidden truths. His second destination is the Drunengalm Mountains, seeking not generic sacred power, but the "Chalice of Echoes." To drink from it is to be flooded with the raw, screaming chorus of every spell ever cast—a torrent of power that risks shattering the mind. One does not use this magic; one survives it, and must learn to conduct its symphony without going mad. The final trial is at the Weisshorn, to claim the "Blue Ring of Stillness." It does not merely reduce attacks; it imposes absolute silence and nullification in a radius, a bubble of frozen reality. It is the ultimate defensive artifact, but to wear it is to feel the profound isolation of eternity, a chilling preview of a world without conflict, without life. His path is ceaselessly stalked by the agents of the Abyss Kingdom. But the deeper conflict arises within: the warnings of the villagers haunt him, the relics challenge his sanity, and his encounters with the Abyss's rulers—the mysteriously mournful General Clement Duncan and the dangerously captivating Queen Brianna Calliope—begin to reveal that the war between the Angelic and the Abyssal is not the clear battle of light vs. darkness he believed. He starts to question if becoming the perfect Messenger means losing the very humanity he seeks to protect.

Swipe right for interstellar travel? What an odd description. Kayla Reeves thought she’d seen it all while exploring different dating apps for her latest blog produced by a bait content company. Portal was the latest dating app created worlds away that allows its users to connect on a modern level.

Now we switch Tell me how I feel to be somebody else

What if you could flip white and black with a simple switch? This book explores racism in that exact way, taking you through a history we are all familiar with in a totally new way. With police brutality and racial division taking the front page more often then we'd hop in our world for today, I thought it was my responsibility to use a medium of some sort to promote equality.

Some girls dream of marrying a prince. But a few of this "some girls" take dreaming to a whole new level. On the red corner, we have Erika Hatsugawa, a self-proclaimed "the future empress of Japan", who has been in love with the Emperor's son since she first saw the Emperor's son....in pictures. However, her dream seems to contradict with what fate gave her. Being in the type of status that she is in at the moment, it is bizarre how she set her eyes on actually marrying the prince. It is almost impossible (even me as a writer finds it it impossible) but there's always the "what-if" phenomenon. Erika's family was never blessed with fortune. They are living the substandard life, eating substandard food, and having substandard ways, but Erika never thought being in that state forever. Her goals are so high, she is actually flaring the "monarch's life" within her it started to become quite cringing for the people around her. Meanwhile on the blue corner, we have Kairo Moriyama, who is probably the most boring person Erika has ever met. There is no special role for him except that he's actually everywhere Erika is. It was rude to think this way though, since this Kairo Moriyama is blessed with looks and overwhelming charisma, which is something Erika quite hated about him, making him the main target for her bullying. However, given the fact that he's indeed everywhere, it is safe to assume that this is destiny's game. Who would've thought that Kairo Moriyama is the main key to make her dreams come true. Will Erika succeed in attaining the life that she wanted? Will there be a switch for her dreams to come true and change her life from poverty to wealth? Explore her story as you join this ride where dreams can come true..... or not. This is SWITCH.

The perfectly identical twins, iris and ivy David. Both with different personalities. What happens when iris deceitfully pawns off her sister to her fiancé leading to a deceitful marital quagmire