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50,000 years ago, Hell was destroyed because of too much Foul from the resentment of the souls that later turned to Soul Eaters and devoured everything in their wake, leaving nothing of Hell. The gods above in Heaven, in order to take care of the newly-died souls, created the Afterlife Department comprised of grim reapers. Huo Ling was delivering food that day when he met Yi Bing and the guy gave him a warning. When he arrived to the customer's unit, he was killed. Huo Ling: you set up a death flag for me! Yi Bing: I'm a grim reaper. I'm the flag myself. Let me help you solve the mystery of your death. Huo Ling: your sister! Alternative title: The Different Ways I Died at 23 Update: daily

Mo Lin has been appointed as the Head of Yin Department in Yedou, the city of ghosts, and returned to Earth with the Ghost Suppression Book. Though the Earth has already been occupied by evil spirits, Mo Lin is way powerful than them. "Young man, don't go out at night. There are ghosts outside, it's too scary." "Ghosts? Sorry, I'm not afraid. The more ghosts there are, the more excited I get."

Le baiser devenait de plus en plus passionné alors qu'il sentait son corps chaud et souple pressé contre son torse. Il n'arrivait pas à croire combien elle était douce. Il était plus doux cette fois-ci, faisant l'amour avec elle à un rythme lent et langoureux, s'arrêtant de temps en temps pour observer l'expression sur son visage. Maud était... transportée. Elle ne sentait plus le tissu des draps sous elle. Un instant, elle flottait dans l'air, bercée par des nuages en barbe à papa. L'instant d'après, elle s'était incorporée dans une petite embarcation, tanguant au gré des vagues. Son parfum l'enveloppait. Il était sur elle, utilisant ses bras pour soutenir son poids et éviter de l'écraser. Elle se blottit davantage contre lui, en sécurité et à l'aise, enroulée dans sa chaleur. Maud avait toujours admiré l'endurance de Ned, mais ce soir, il s'est surpassé. Au milieu d'une extase accablante, Maud trouvait encore la présence d'esprit pour aborder le sujet qu'elle voulait discuter. 'Les factures médicales de mon père…' Ned s'est arrêté. Il a froncé les sourcils en regardant ces yeux implorants. 'Ce sera réglé d'ici la fin de la journée de travail de demain', a-t-il dit avec une pointe de sévérité dans la voix. Maud a expiré. ****** Elle est une étudiante universitaire de 21 ans qui rêve de devenir journaliste. Il est l'héritier de la famille Ruell et président d'un empire commercial. Elle a les yeux pétillants et est vivante, une femme toujours optimiste. Quand la vie lui lance un défi, elle le relève avec brio. Il est l'archétype de l'alpha mâle, agressif et dominateur. Doté de cerveau et de muscles, il écrase ses ennemis et dirige son entreprise d'une main de fer. Les deux n'auraient jamais croisé leur chemin sans un cruel coup du sort. Le monde de Maud a été bouleversé quand son père a été hospitalisé suite à un accident de voiture. Les frais médicaux étaient astronomiques. Ned Ruell lui a offert une solution. Le prix : devenir sa femme de contrat. La nuit, il consommait leur mariage mais appelait le nom d'une autre femme. Qui était-elle ? Pourquoi Ned a-t-il épousé Maud s'il était amoureux de quelqu'un d'autre ? Maud était sa femme en droit, mais elle n'avait pas le droit de poser ces questions. Puis un jour, la femme est apparue devant elle...

Ruth seorang gadis yang comel dan nakal,sifatnya agak sedikit tulus sehingga nampak kebodohan yang menlucukan,dari keluarga pertengahan,bapaknya memiliki sebuah kedai runcit separuh abad.Ruth tidak mempunyai ibu,tapi mempunyai papa dan dua orang abang yang sangat menyayanggi Ruth dengan sepenuh hati mereka.Aboy abang sulung yang bersifat lembut dan Ate yang sisi tidak pasti baik atau jahat,papa mereka seorang yang kedekut,tapi keluarganya tetap utama. Quan jiran sebelah rumah dan juga teman masa kecil Ruth yang bercita² tinggi,dia sangat pintar dan bergaya,dia seorang anak tunggal di dalam keluarga,jadi dialah harapan ibu bapanya,bapaknya menpunyai sebuah kilang makanan. Villiam seorang chef terkenal yang hemsem berkerja di sebuah restoran lima bintang di kuala lumpur bandar raya yang sibuk,bukan saja hemsem tapi juga pandai masak,satu suka bersaing dan agak romantik. Diana sahabat talam dua muka yang selalu merasakan dia lagi bagus dari Ruth,dari alam persekolahan lagi dia menanggap Ruth sebagai persaingnya dalam diam,tanpa Ruth sedari Diana bermain kotor di belakangnya. Ruth dan Quan pernah bercinta,kerana salah faham,mereka akhirnya berpisah dan menjalankan kehidupan masing²,di saat Ruth mengenali Villiam.Quan muncul kembali ingin bersama,pada masa yang sama Diana juga muncul sebagai penghalang untuk Quan kembali kepada Ruth.Villiam juga tidak mahu mengalah untuk memiliki Ruth,bagaimana pengakhirannya di antara mereka nanti...

[Incoming Transmission…] Sender: D.O.P.E. Headquarters Security Clearance: RED Subject: Emergency Reader Recruitment You were just another clueless soul, living your life thinking horror movies were a joke and demons were just edgy Halloween costumes. You were wrong. Horribly. Hilariously. Dangerously wrong. Welcome to D.O.P.E.—Department of Paranormal Entities, the frontline defense between humanity and the literal nightmares leaking out of Hell. And guess what? You’ve just been recruited. This is not your typical web novel. Expect: Extreme horror (The kind that messes with your sleep schedule) Non-stop laughter (Because fear and comedy are best friends here) Adult jokes and inappropriate thoughts (You’ve been warned) Two idiotic heroes trying their best not to die—or get hung upside down by their demon coach If you're easily offended, easily scared, or allergic to sarcasm, now’s your chance to tap out. Still here? Good. Your options: Add this novel to your collection. Read at least 10 chapters and get addicted to this novel. Drop a comment at the end of each chapter or face spiritual judgment by our ghostly HR team. Prepare to become part of something bigger. Way bigger. Like, Hell-vs-Humanity bigger. Failure to comply may result in unauthorized spectral activity in your room. You’ve been warned. [Mission Log Updated: Add D.O.P.E. to Library] Threat Level: Class F to SSS (Good luck) Survivability Rate: ...decreasing. Welcome to D.O.P.E. You're not ready. But you're here. Let's go. [Transmission Ends.] WARNING:

When Zhou Yi woke up, he realized he had become an executioner at the Demon-Slaying Department in Great Qian. It was a time where demons roamed the earth and terrorized all living beings, where the balance of the world began to shift. As an executioner, every demon that Zhou Yi had executed would fetch him rewards, varying from the Huang-ting Scripture to the Purple Ying Sword, the Flat Peach Spiritual Root, the Five-colored Immortal Bull, the Tiangang Spell, the Disha Divine Arts, and many more. This was the story of a man who roamed the nine heavens and ten hells, the story of a man who paced his way to immortality.

Look, I was just trying to take a nap. A normal desk nap during my unpaid lunch break. Next thing I know, I woke up in the underworld surrounded by floating paperwork, ghost secretaries, and a reaper with anxiety issues who tells me: “Oops. Wrong Vanessa.” Excuse me?? Cool. Love that for me. In the land of the dead, only one intern works overtime. I didn’t sign up for this. I just wanted a nap.

Narration: [Name Redacted], an ordinary office worker, is transported into a Xianxia world. Arrogant Young Masters. Hypocritical righteous sects. Jade beauties. A cultivation system held together by plot armor and duct tape.] The hell do you mean "Name Redacted"? I have a name. It's Caelan MacGregor. You deleted it because apparently I'm "more mysterious" this way. I watched you press Backspace. This world is a disaster. The sky is a vibrating blue square. People meditate by standing on one leg for nine hours. Every third sentence sounds like it survived six rounds of machine translation. And everyone keeps telling me I "cannot see Mt. Tai." Brother. We're inside a tavern. [System: Overpowered Cultivation System not found.] [System: Assigning — Patch Notes v0.3 Alpha.] Every plot hole. Every broken technique. Every mistranslated line. Costs me lifespan just to file the bug report. I'm not becoming the strongest immortal in this world. I'm unionizing outer disciples. Auditing heavenly tribulations. Filing workplace safety violations against sects that call child labor "discipleship." And if the Heavenly Dao is really running this universe — it's getting reported to HR. [Narration: He accepts his fate and grows stronger.] No I don't. [Narration: He accepts his fate and grows stronger.] I said no. (And no this is not a fucking translation its a original novel)

"Congratulations, You Have Died! Would You Like to Subscribe to Corporate Hell?" Ephraim Larkspur didn't expect to wake up after dramatically yeeting himself off a bridge, but he definitely didn't expect to wake up as a fresh recruit in the afterlife's most underpaid, overworked startup: the Savior System Department. The job description? Travel to different worlds, play the role of cannon fodder, and rescue trapped Mission Takers from bad endings before they permanently glitch out of existence. The benefits? None. The salary? Negative. The uniform? A corporate-looking uniform that would make even the most patient saint commit workplace violence. With a snarky, charming, wife-loving System partner whispering in his ear and a whole roster of doomed, beautiful characters waiting to be saved (or accidentally seduced) across countless worlds, Ephraim's afterlife is about to be a never-ending shitpost with existential consequences. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ World 1: You know the trope — the male lead woos the main character, sells him the dream of a romantic forever… only for the MC to discover he’s just a stand-in for the guy’s one true love. The white moonlight. Ephraim wakes up as said white moonlight, Larkspur. Ephraim: “…Well… at least I’m hot?” World 2 (upcoming): In this world, heroes and villains are so different they have separate schools. Ephraim wakes up as a villain attending the Grand Academy of Villainy and Evil and is feeling pretty smug — a big-shot villain should have no problem completing his mission. …Then he notices something weird. Why is the school so massive? Why are the students huge? Are they… Titans? He glances down. Oh. He’s a rabbit. A villainous rabbit.

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.