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Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

Tiny Genius Alert! Mom & Dad Better Make Peace

For money, Jin Jumo "signed" herself to the business tycoon Rong Mochen, for a period of one year. Upon their first meeting, the man's voice was icy, "I like women who keep their place, understand?" "Yes." Jin Jumo nodded lightly. So, Jin Jumo always adhered to her place, tightly locking her heart away, never crossing the line. If there was anything in her relationship with Rong Mochen that Jin Jumo hadn't anticipated, it would be... --- "Mr. Rong, our contract expired a week ago." Jin Jumo lightly curved her lips, giving a smile that didn't reach her eyes as she looked at the man in front of her. "So?" "So, Mr. Rong, are you playing rogue now?" Jin Jumo gritted her teeth. "Hmm..." Rong Mochen frowned, leisurely raising his head to look at Jin Jumo, "Is my daughter behaving well in your belly?" "It's not even two months, how do you know it's definitely a daughter..." Wait... Jin Jumo's eyes widened in terror, she hadn't told him she was pregnant... Rumor had it, a car accident targeting Z City tycoon Rong Mochen resulted in the death of a seven-month-pregnant woman. Rumor had it, after the accident, the Rong Family's president underwent a drastic change, becoming ruthless and fierce from being coldly indifferent. Rumor had it, the person killed in the accident was the person closest to Rong Mochen's heart. --- Four years later. "Brother, do we really need to find a new boyfriend for Mommy?" The little bun bit his chubby fingers, looking at the little boy beside him who was slightly taller. "Yes." The boy squinted, his gaze coldly fixed on the televised global sensation of the Rong Family's president's luxurious engagement ceremony. "But didn't Brother say that the old man named Rong is our real dad?" Jin Jumo, who had just stepped into the house, was nearly collapsing inside. How did the two little guys know Rong Mochen was...
Urban
1055 Chs
God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem

God of Milfs: The Gods Request Me To Make a Milf Harem

Ding~ [A message has been sent by the Gods] [Welcome chosen one to the World of Milfs for your trial to attain Godhood. Fulfill the Gods requests and obtain their approval to join us and become a God] [Fail your given request and meet your demise] Ding~ [A request has been sent by the Gods] [The God of Storms Synthia sends a request: Grope your adopted mother's buttocks till you leave marks on her ass] [The God of Music Calliope sends a request: Make your Aunt moan so loud that your neighbours can hear her sweet voice] [The God of Health Fiona sends a request: Lick of the curry that spilled on your neighbour's chest, while her husband watches tv in the room next door] [The God of Stars Noella sends a request: Blackmail your classmate's mother into sucking you off in her son's room] [The God of Wisdom Seraphina sends a request: Drink all the office lady's breast milk straight from the source, that was supposed to be for her baby] I see....So I basically have to do a bunch of naughty and perverted stuff that the Gods want to see me do with a whole lot of smoking hot milfs, for a chance to become God and save my life. What else can I say other then... WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP JOKE IS THIS?!?! Want to know how this all came to be? Then follow our protagonist and his journey to become God by making his own Milf Harem (Warning: This novel is made by a Degenerate for Degenerates, so if you aren't into kinky stuff and prefer vanilla, then this novel isn't for you) •°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•°•° [No NTR - No sharing - No system that assists the protagonist - No mind control - No blood related Incest - No drugs or potions that influence the girls - Hardcore Inseki - A lot of Netori and Stealing - Harem - Slice of Life Romance - No unnecessary Drama - A lot of fleshed out +18 scenes - Finally a very competent protagonist] [This novel is focused on Older Women and Milfs, so don't expect any younger girls unless there's a Oyakodon] [And finally I want all the interactions to feel natural and I want the readers to be invested in the characters, so the story will be fleshed out and not rushed in any way] discord.gg/9hKEN3duBw
Urban
893 Chs
MAKE YOU MINE

MAKE YOU MINE

It wasn't just about what this lady was wearing. It was her. Something to do with the way she moved. Like she was one with the music and with the stage. The music pounded in a hypnotic rhythm that was unashamedly sexual, and she moved and danced in time to the beat, her movements graceful and seductive. So much confidence and balance. Balance that should have been nearly possible with the length of the heel shoes that she was putting on, but she made it look so natural... So easy, like she'd been born with high, slender spikes attached to her feet. There was something captivating... Almost hypnotizing about this woman, and Dimitri found him self leaning closer to watch. To take in every sight of this beautiful goddess. She was a vision of feminine perfection, every man's fantasy and Dimitri felt sharp claws of lust drag through his loins. On the opposite side, Dimitri saw a man half rise to his feet, a look of naked longing in his eyes. He didn't blame the man. What man wouldn't be captivated by such a beauty? -------------------- Nervous about assuming control of her father's company, Kelly Darcy relocates to San Francisco. In an attempt to do something she loved one more time before her life changed completely, she volunteers to replace a dancer in her friend, Elizabeth's fashion show and ends up in the arms of Dimitri Collins. It was supposed to be a one night stand. She didn't have to see him again. But Kelly realizes how wrong she was when Dimitri walks into her father's office... And now she has to fight to keep her father's company, while figuring out what she truly feels for Dimitri.
Fantasy
728 Chs
What are the features of SpongeBob and Patrick cartoons?
They are usually full of humor and wacky adventures. The characters have distinct personalities that make the cartoons fun to watch.
2 answers
2025-05-18 08:08
What is the bedtime story that Patrick tells SpongeBob?
Since we only know that Patrick tells SpongeBob a bedtime story but have no details about it, it could be anything. Maybe it's a story about their adventures in Bikini Bottom, like the time they found a magical seashell. Or perhaps it's a made - up story about a giant jellyfish that protects the ocean. Without more information, it's all speculation.
1 answer
2024-10-27 15:30
What could be the story that Patrick tells Spongebob?
Perhaps it's a spooky story about the Flying Dutchman. Patrick could be saying how they saw the ghost ship one night while they were out on a late - night stroll. He might describe the green glow around the ship, the creepy skeleton crew, and how the Flying Dutchman himself appeared with his long beard and menacing eyes.
1 answer
2024-11-05 22:11
Tell me a Spongebob Patrick bedtime story.
In the deep blue sea of Bikini Bottom, it was time for Spongebob and Patrick to go to bed. Spongebob was already in his pajamas, which were his regular square pants but in a soft, sleep - friendly fabric. Patrick, on the other hand, didn't have any proper sleepwear. Spongebob invited Patrick to share his bed. As they lay there, Spongebob told a story. He said, 'Patrick, imagine we are on a far - away island made of candy. There are gummy fish swimming around and chocolate corals.' Patrick's mouth watered at the thought. But as Spongebob continued to describe the gentle waves lapping at the candy shore, Patrick's eyelids grew heavy. He yawned and curled up next to Spongebob. Spongebob kept talking softly until Patrick was sound asleep. Then Spongebob closed his eyes and joined Patrick in the land of dreams.
1 answer
2024-11-13 13:23
What is the plot of 'Spongebob Patrick tells a story'?
In 'Spongebob Patrick tells a story', Patrick could be telling a story about a magical sea creature they met. He might describe it in his own unique, silly way, like how it had ten eyes and could talk backwards. The story probably also involves Spongebob's reactions, which are always entertaining.
1 answer
2024-11-24 04:36
What could be a Spongebob Patrick bedtime story?
One bedtime story could be like this. Spongebob and Patrick were playing on the beach all day. When it was time to go to bed, they went to Spongebob's house. Spongebob's pet snail Gary was already asleep in his little shell. Spongebob and Patrick lay down on the bed. Spongebob began to tell a story about a lost treasure in Bikini Bottom. He said that long ago, a pirate ship had sunk near their home and it was filled with gold doubloons and shiny jewels. Patrick was so intrigued by the story that he almost forgot it was bedtime. But as Spongebob went on to describe how they would find the treasure if they followed a special starfish pattern, Patrick's energy waned. His eyes closed and he fell asleep, and Spongebob whispered the rest of the story to himself before also falling asleep.
1 answer
2024-11-13 23:18
Who are the main characters in Spongebob and Patrick fanfiction?
Well, of course, the main characters are Spongebob and Patrick. Spongebob is the overly - enthusiastic and hard - working sponge who lives in a pineapple under the sea. Patrick is his best friend, a pink starfish who is not always the brightest but is always there for Spongebob.
3 answers
2024-11-16 20:18
Tell me a Spongebob Patrick scary story.
Well, there was this time when Patrick found a strange old book in the ocean. He opened it and a dark mist came out. The mist seeped into Patrick's mind and made him do really creepy things. He started building these spooky structures around Spongebob's pineapple house. Spongebob was so scared because Patrick was not acting like his normal self at all. Patrick would just stare at him blankly with a sinister look on his face.
1 answer
2024-11-21 01:09
Why did Spongebob and Patrick kiss in the cartoon?
It might have been for a comical or unexpected plot twist in the show.
2 answers
2025-06-14 08:51
What is the relationship between Patrick and Spongebob in the cartoon?
They're best friends! They have all kinds of adventures together and always support each other.
2 answers
2025-10-27 02:23
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