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This book contains Hololive fanfics and Genshin Impact Fanfics, as well as some of my original characters. No Synopsis! The stories here are oneshots. Some stories are deeply disturbing, please read with discretion, so please don't report me. Writing styles may vary cause I've wrote them in a long time gaps each. They're short and easily readable. Good for light readers

He only wanted to laugh at a trashy Omegaverse story. An emotionally blunt, sharp-tongued human stumbles onto a viral audio drama called “The Omega Boss and the Four Alphas.” It’s everywhere—Discord fandoms, memes, fanart, even fangirls fighting over the “sexy alphas.” Out of curiosity, he listens. And regrets it immediately. Every scene makes his blood boil. Omegas written as weak little toys, Alphas nothing more than walking hormones desperate to knot anything that moved. Heats described with the grace of bad fanfiction. Plot holes so big he could fall into them. The plot is a cliché-ridden mess, the characters are one-dimensional tropes—especially the "horny Alphas" who seem to only exist to get the docile Omega pregnant—and the heat scenes are so poorly written they make him cringe. Despite his mounting rage, Jace can’t stop. He becomes a hate-listener, a masochist of bad fiction, rolling his eyes and muttering insults with every line. Finally, he can’t take it anymore. Jace unleashes a scathing, multi-paragraph review on the server, eviscerating the author, the plot holes, and the weak character development. He goes so far as to rewrite a scene, proving that even a "simple rewrite" could inject more depth into the shallow narrative. He even questions if the writer is a child, utterly clueless about the intricate dynamics of the Omegaverse. Then a cryptic bot account replies him telling him that he talk a lot about the book that he wouldn’t survive if he was one of the characters. Jace dismisses it as a troll and thinks nothing of it. The next time he hits play, however, the audio distorts into a cacophony of sound, the room around him flickers, and he finds himself plunged into a disorienting darkness. When he wakes, he’s no longer in his room, but in the heart of the very scene he had just mocked. He wakes up inside the story, not as a swaggering alpha or even a named character, but as a disposable background omega—one vaguely recalled as being auctioned off to the four oversexed alphas to give them an heir. And it gets worse. He never even finished the audio series, but he remembers one spoiler from a review: the Omega he’s now living as gets killed off after giving birth to an heir. Which means his new life comes with two terrifying rules: 1. Survive long enough to outplay the Alphas who see him as nothing but a womb. 2. Avoid pregnancy at all costs. But that’s easier said than done. Because he isn’t just any Omega—his body is a rare high-breeding Omega, the kind whose pheromones drive Alphas insane. His scent alone can trigger their rut. His heat is lethal bait, impossible to hide, impossible to control. How do you survive a story you hate, in a body designed to die, surrounded by alphas who think you belong to them?

NSFW DDLG/DDLB/MDLG/MDLB One shot stories! Some stories are more kinky than others! Warning, there are gun play and risky senes in this book. Suggestions and recommendations are welcome!

It's basically porn, but with some plot (both kinds) and emotional elements. You get to screw and impregnate a beauty with hips like a goddess. Also she loves you. So, yeah... Enjoy. ... ... ... Dear future me, {You were really fuckin' horny, ok. (over a period of many days) Don't blame yourself because you made this and actually spent more effort and time on it than most other things. You stay up in your pajamas laying in bed till like 3 in the morning, what did you expect??? Unless you aren't embarrassed... Then wank to your heart's content!}

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That time I accidentally shot myself in the dick and got reincarnated as an elf in a fantasy world of reversed gender roles.

Never in her wildest dreams would Lacie Evans have imagined that she would be marrying Ryden Halls after a game of truth or dare. Two strangers, Lucie (20, a college student) and Ryden (22, runs a family business) find themselves unexpectedly in an arranged marriage of convinience after a round of truth or dare. The two slowly fall for each other as the mysterious plot that forced them together in the first place begins to unfold. Read The Engagement Game, a story about an arranged marriage that occurs between two strangers, and how their hearts begin to set on fire. Mature bedroom scenes. Updates daily unless life gets in the way.

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Graduating from Oxford, Owen's life shortly after that had been nothing but a preposterous joke and an unbelievable story. Perhaps it was a decline in fate, and a critical one at that. After five years of running around in search of a job, he found himself working as a janitor in a feminism-empowered company that paid quite a decent amount for someone like him. But that could barely make ends meet. He had to partake in several other part-time jobs to repay the debt his father acquired to pay his educational fees before passing away. (...Sell your organs.) (Sorry… I already have a new boyfriend.) As he read the two recently received text messages, he let out a hopeless sigh. [Ding!] [Congrats, you have triggered the NSFW System into Awakening ^_⁠^ Your life story is going to become Legendary!] Following the System's sympathetic voice, Owen's life did indeed become better. [Congrats! Successfully fucked Mitchell Greenwood: CEO of Black in White Group] [Option 1: Become the CEO of Black in White Group.] [Choose other options???] [Ding!] [$10, 000,000 compensation has been deposited into your bank account.] “Shit, it's real? My account limit is barely \$50,000.” In his hopeless moment, Owen was blessed with an unconventional System that could grant him the position of any woman he slept with in their workplace—or receive several compensation options. Rising from a janitor, he pursues the dream of owning several companies under his name to become a global tycoon—while also taking revenge on those who once mocked him along the way.

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"