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He is a great fighter in real life, but he is mistakenly assigned a "Mage" job class in a virtual reality game! He is someone who uses power to conquer power, so he makes the most out of the mistake and transforms into a fierce Mage, versed in close combat, in the blink of an eye! By perfectly combining strength and spells, he uncovers a new path of gaming! Fireball? Chain Lightning? Frost Mirror… Wait just a minute; I’ve come to practice kung fu! Spells have nothing to do with me! What’s that? I’m a Mage? Oh, right! I am a Mage indeed. But… Are you certain I’m one? Alright… Feel the might of my saber! My sword! My hidden weapons! What? You’re saying I’m no Mage now? Let me prove it to you if you don’t believe me! But even if you believe me, I will still show you just how unstoppable a Mage who knows kung fu can be!

Oops! The foolish real young master had run away!!! The title of the book… Micah had everything anyone could possibly envy, a gentle mother, a supportive father, and two doting older sisters. His family business dominated the capital with its high-technology products, and he was raised with a silver spoon from birth. Life was perfect. Until one day everything crumbled when a young man appeared, claiming to be the real young master. The classic case of swapped at birth… Panicked and heartbroken, Micah, the fake heir, fought desperately to hold onto his family and fortune. From Bad-mouthing and spreading rumours to initiating misplaced hatred toward the real young master, he plotted financial pitfalls and implicated his family business in progress. Not to mention his backstabbing and selling the classified information to a rival company. “What the actual f..?” Micah stared at the book, seething with anger. He was practically a villain out of a melodrama. He would never be like that! Which vengeful ghost had written this book?! “Where is my knife?!” He needed to show this so-called author the true meaning of vengeance! Even if he couldn’t get his hands on him, at the very least, he could undermine all the nonsense that was written in his book! Whether would he really be this mentally handicapped as described in the book remained a mystery, but please could someone explain the rest of the book to him? Those madmen! Those Degenerated Gongs! How could they torment the cheerful sunny Shou and twist him into an obedient meek little puppet just to satisfy their sick desires?! “I, Micah Ramsy, swear to protect my new brother from those psychos and hungry wolves!” Thus begins the journey of the fake heir, hell-bent on keeping those scums away from his sweet brother.

¡Ups! ¡¡¡El tonto joven maestro real había huido!!! El título del libro... Micah tenía todo lo que cualquiera podría envidiar, una madre gentil, un padre comprensivo y dos hermanas mayores que lo adoraban. El negocio familiar dominaba la capital con sus productos de alta tecnología, y él fue criado con una cuchara de plata desde su nacimiento. La vida era perfecta. Hasta que un día todo se derrumbó cuando apareció un joven, afirmando ser el verdadero joven maestro. El clásico caso de cambio al nacer... Pánico y con el corazón roto, Micah, el heredero falso, luchó desesperadamente para aferrarse a su familia y fortuna. Desde hablar mal y difundir rumores hasta iniciar un odio fuera de lugar hacia el verdadero joven maestro, tramó trampas financieras e implicó a su negocio familiar en el proceso. Sin mencionar su traición y la venta de información clasificada a una empresa rival. "¿Qué demonios...?" Micah miró el libro, hirviendo de rabia. Él era prácticamente un villano sacado de un melodrama. ¡Nunca sería así! ¡¿Qué fantasma vengativo había escrito este libro?! "¡¿Dónde está mi cuchillo?!" ¡Necesitaba mostrarle a este supuesto autor el verdadero significado de la venganza! Incluso si no podía poner sus manos sobre él, al menos, ¡podría desacreditar todas las tonterías que estaban escritas en su libro! Si realmente sería tan discapacitado mentalmente como se describe en el libro sigue siendo un misterio, pero por favor, ¿podría alguien explicarle el resto del libro? ¡Esos locos! ¡Esos Gongs degenerados! ¡¿Cómo podían atormentar al alegre y radiante Shou y convertirlo en una obediente y mansa marioneta solo para satisfacer sus deseos enfermos?! "Yo, Micah Ramsy, juro proteger a mi nuevo hermano de esos escoria y lobos hambrientos!" Así comienza el viaje del heredero falso, decidido a mantener a esa escoria lejos de su dulce hermano.

Cloud raising is an emerging form of entertainment. It generally refers to people who are unable due to certain restrictions to raise cats, dogs, or other pets; instead, they engage in taking care of these pets remotely through the internet, thereby deriving psychological pleasure. During this nurturing process, they also feed or tip the pets, participating as though they truly owned the pet. However, professional player Chen Yan unwittingly played a game called 'Cloud Girlfriend Raising'. By feeding the cloud girlfriend or splurging on purchases, one could receive a 'tenfold cashback'. By raising affection levels, one could obtain various 'magical items' and even 'meet in reality'? It was supposed to be a lovely 'romance game', but... the unconventional Chen Yan turned it into a money-making game to fuel his business ventures. Chen Yan says, 'What's so good about having a girlfriend? Do they smell nice or are they soft to hug? How could that be more interesting than making money!' Meanwhile, the cloud girlfriend thinks... 'He put so much thought and so much money into surprising me; he must love me a lot...'

No ano de 2030, Samsara Online, um VRMMORPG 100% imersivo que permite aos jogadores trazer suas habilidades inatas do mundo real para o mundo virtual, é lançado. Com uma capacidade analítica aterrorizante, reflexos sobre-humanos e uma velocidade de reação monstruosa, a jornada de Xie Feng começa em um mundo que ele gradualmente descobrirá não ser tão normal quanto parece. Foi também a partir desse momento que a vida de Xie Feng começou a se desviar do normal, mudando completamente seu destino. ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ ↓ Nota: No capítulo 4 pode parecer que algo é forçado, mas confie em mim quando digo que não é. Tudo tem uma razão lógica, só espero que você continue lendo para descobri-la! Nota aos leitores que não gostam de harém: O harém nesta novela não será como em 99% das novelas onde o protagonista apenas coleciona garotas loucamente. Este harém tem uma razão lógica e um destino específico conectando o protagonista com as garotas. Acredite em mim, se não fosse um harém, no final da história você simplesmente choraria. Tags: Romance - Harém - R +18 - Sistema - Reencarnação - Realidade Virtual - Elementos de jogo - Vida estudantil - Mistério - Espers - Vingança - Cultivo - Deuses - Demônios - Anjos - Fantasia - Aventura - De forte para mais forte - Protagonista Cruel

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

The Earth today is in peace with no more war and insurgency, mercenaries are not needed anymore. The MC is a young mercenary that only has talent in war. He can change the tide of battle with his extraordinary ability and skills.Now that his ability is not needed where does he go now? ______________________________________________ Hello, I'm the author of MIVW, and if you want any suggestions for my stories just comment and share your thoughts in any chapters and reviews.

Gu Ning transmigrated to the Beastman World and was mistaken for a low-class Mixed Breed. However, as a purebred human, Gu Ning neither had the strong and durable physique of a Mixed Breed, nor was she protected like the Beast Females. To avoid being starved to death or sold off as a Mixed Breed, Gu Ning could only find work online— One day, a virtual character blogger rapidly went viral online. Every video released by this blogger featured the same Beast Female, but their clans were different. The Beastman clans have strong tribalistic views, and they were furious about this act of using the same model for different clans, leading to a storm of criticism. However, this model was simply too beautiful, and the Beastmen couldn't help but watch while they cursed, becoming avid followers: Bear Clan: "Blogger, can you release more videos of the Bear Clan's little darling? Don't just focus on the Dog Clan's!" [Donates 10,000 Honey Coins] Dog Clan: "Hee hee, we just love watching our darling, we want to see a video of our darling eating!" [Donates 100,000 Bone Coins] Wolf Clan: "That's clearly our Wolf Clan's darling!" [Donates 100,000 Bone Coins] The reclusive Merfolk Clan: "Is there no Merfolk darling?" [Donates 1,000,000 Shell Coins] * After filming a daily life video, Gu Ning took off the fake Wolf Clan beast ears, put on the fake Merfolk fins, and sighed in her heart—Beastmen's money is so easy to earn. Her joy was short-lived; Gu Ning's account was unfortunately doxxed. The Beastmen were shocked to discover that the virtual character created by this blogger actually existed in real life, and was truly the same female! The Beastmen went crazy! Gu Ning looked at the Beastmen who came chasing after her one by one, her heart trembling with fear. She was really just trying to make money, not to get involved with Beastmen! This size difference could be fatal!

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

Year 24XX. With several hundred years of improvements, virtual reality has become more mature. It had gradually become humanity’s second world. Socializing, working, studying and other everyday things could all be done while sleeping. Along with the rise in virtual reality systems, virtual games also developed successfully. Additionally, with the vigorous support of the government; every season, games continued to be born, be changed, competed with each other, and be reborn. Ye Cang is a black bellied, underachieving, 2nd year student at a city college. He appears to have been cured of his albinism yet his story is still full of mystery. In the game ‘New Age – Conviction’, he began walking the path of a professional gamer. An all-rounder ranger, dark cooking, with a nasty disposition, willing to do anything. He’s slowly creating his own legend. “Actually… instead of games, I prefer cooking and dramas” – The White Emperor Author(s) shifou keyi liuxia Original Publisher Qidian