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Apa jadinya kalau Raja Iblis baru malah minta maaf duluan sebelum menakut-nakuti manusia? Kenalin, Mammon—calon Raja Iblis yang lebih mirip pegawai administrasi kantor kelurahan neraka. Alih-alih menyiksa jiwa-jiwa tersesat, dia lebih suka ngitung jumlah setan aktif di Excel dan bikin laporan tahunan. Tapi sayang seribu sayang, takdir berkata lain. Sebuah ramalan kuno (yang kayaknya diketik sambil ngantuk) tiba-tiba menunjuk Mammon sebagai Raja Iblis selanjutnya. Tapi sebelum duduk di singgasana neraka, dia harus lulus ujian konyol: bikin satu manusia jatuh cinta padanya dalam 100 hari—dan dia harus tahu kalau Mammon itu iblis! Kalau gagal? Dilempar ke Jurang Kegelapan, tempat paling serem yang bahkan iblis-iblis aja pake Google Maps buat cari jalan pulang. Berbekal sebuah buku panduan absurd berjudul “Merayu Manusia untuk Iblis Pemula”, yang ditulis kira-kira 1000 tahun sebelum manusia kenal deodoran, Mammon pun turun ke bumi. Untung dia gak sendiri—dia ditemani Pip, asisten sekaligus kucing sarkastik yang hobi ngatain bosnya sendiri. Tiap kali Mammon gagal (dan dia selalu gagal), Pip tepuk tangan dengan sinis, kadang sambil rekam buat konten TikTok neraka. Tiap hari Mammon nyoba teknik-teknik gombal zaman batu: ngasih bunga plastik, ngajak dinner di kuburan, atau baca puisi sambil terbang terbalik. Hasilnya? Dihina, ditampar, disiram, bahkan pernah dikira pengamen. Sampai akhirnya, di pertengahan deadline, Mammon ketemu Lara—barista cantik, ceria, dan punya tawa yang bikin iblis lupa neraka. Mammon yakin: ini dia target terakhirku! Tapi Lara bukan cewek biasa. Dia terlalu pintar buat jatuh cinta sama gombalan basi dari buku kuno, dan terlalu baik buat langsung kabur. Jadilah Mammon makin sering malu-maluin diri sendiri, makin banyak moment cringey, dan makin sering diceramahi Pip soal "how NOT to flirt 101." Masalah makin runyam ketika musuh lama Mammon, Astaroth, ngirim Vepar—iblis ganteng, cool, dan punya suara kayak penyanyi K-pop—buat rebut hati Lara. Sekarang Mammon harus bertarung demi cinta... dengan buku tua, kucing sarkas, dan tekad yang hampir nyerah tiap Senin. "Panduan Merayu Manusia untuk Iblis Pemula" adalah novel komedi romantis paling gila sedunia: penuh kekonyolan, kegagalan, dan sedikit harapan, soal bagaimana cinta bisa muncul bahkan di tengah-tengah misi neraka yang absurd. Siap-siap ketawa, greget, dan berkata: “APAAN SIH NIH CERITA… TAPI GUE SUKA!”

Blurb: Cerita ini akan berkisah mengenai Kuliah Kerja Nyata yang berlangsung selama 40 hari. Handaka Usada seorang mahasiswa tingkat 6 yang kala itu mengikuti kegiatan Kuliah Kerja Nyata. Ia bersama dengan 10 orang lainnya yang terdiri dari 6 perempuan dan 5 laki-laki termasuk Handaka sendiri akhirnya ditempatkan oleh Panita Pelaksana KKN untuk ditempatkan disebuah Desa yang berada jauh dari perkotaan. Kuliah Kerja Nyata ini awalnya berjalan lancar, hingga kemudian pantangan dan juga kejadian ganjil mulai menyelimuti suasana KKN tersebut hingga tidak terkendali.

El Yuu dulunya CEO muda yang disegani—sampai pengkhianatan menghancurkan segalanya dan membuatnya jatuh menjadi perampok bank yang kejam. Saat aksinya gagal dan ia terpojok di atap gedung, El Yuu nekat melompat ke arah cahaya aneh yang muncul di bawahnya. Alih-alih mati, ia terbangun di dunia para elf—hutan luas, sihir, dan kerajaan yang membenci manusia. Di sana ia bertemu seorang elf wanita cantik bertelinga panjang yang memandangnya dengan penuh curiga. Tapi El Yuu tetaplah El Yuu. Ganteng, cerdas… dan berbahaya. Di dunia yang baru ini, apakah ia akan berubah? Atau justru menjadi ancaman terbesar bagi para elf?

Bercerita dimana si tokoh utama adalah seorang anak berusia 18 tahun yang tidak memiliki bakat dalam sihir untuk sehari-hari dan yang lebih parahnya lagi si main karakter ini juga tidak memiliki motivasi yang kuat pada hal-hal lain dan suatu waktu ayahnya menyuruhnya pergi ke ibukota kerajaan untuk mendaftar ke sebuah akademi sihir yang cukup ternama .dimana ini adalah kisah awal mula cerita ini Yang membuat main karakter ini kerepotan pada kehidupan sehari-harinya

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Kael Hart’s entire life has been driven by one goal: follow his late father’s footsteps into law enforcement. And the goal was further enhanced after his father died heroically in the line of duty, Kael thrive to be the best at the police academy, to honor that legacy. But his worldview shatters when a classified report surfaces. It reveals that just before his death, Kael’s father met secretly with Roman Creed, the ruthless leader of the notorious Black Ravens biker gang. The implication is clear: his father wasn't killed in action; he was silenced because of something he discovered. Driven by a desperate need for the truth, Kael begins stalking Roman Creed to gather evidence. However, the mission quickly turns baffling. The Black Ravens don't match their violent reputation, and Roman himself is nothing like the rumors suggest. Worst of all, Kael's surveillance is entirely too easy, it was almost as if Roman is a step ahead, always waiting for Kael to come to him.

The world’s top-level hacker, Shi Lei; due to him hacking the world’s top military powers during a joint exercise and attempting to steal information from them, ultimately leads him to get sold out by his own organization. This act eventually caused his own death by a missile bombardment. God was playing a joke on him and allowed him to return back to six years ago, the autumn season of when he was still at his university. Being given another chance, plus the fact that he retained his ability as one of the best in hacking technology, Shi Lei decided to change his life! During his previous life, he was only an assassin in the dark. Although such an existence made people afraid of him, he would have to always hide within the shadows. In his new life, not only does he want to be an assassin in the dark, but he also wants to stand openly in the middle of the world stage. Creating a world-class super enterprise, he will single handy change the whole world! Updates: 2-3 chapter/week

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Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.