pissing

Allen Ashburn died in the most ridiculous way possible, mid-ecstasy, blown up by a gas leak and woke up in a cultivation world with fiery red hair, violet eyes, and an unhinged System that rewards him for making people absolutely furious. No meditation, no profound enlightenment, just pure, concentrated trolling. Now he’s kissing his bully’s girlfriend, pantsing young masters, and turning sacred engagement ceremonies into sect-wide brawls, all while utterly failing to hide his appreciation for the beautiful, cold-hearted cultivators who want his head on a pike. Armed with his Dao of Uncomfortable Truth and a taunt skill that literally makes enemies Cope and Seethe, Allen will climb from outer disciple pest to the most infuriating cultivator the world has ever seen. The path to power is paved with broken egos, frosty fairy grudges, and one very simple question: You mad, bro?

When the world burns and every hope fades, humanity comes across the long-lost survivors — a story about a research team discovering a new “hope.”

i want him to impregnate me

[17+] Kisah ini menceritakan soal Alya dan Ben. Mereka bertemu saat si kebetulan tak sengaja menghampiri mereka. Lalu mereka mulai saling memberikan perhatian saat si cinta dan rasa sayang membutakan mereka. Namun si mantan datang dan tanpa sengaja merebut kembali apa yang pernah menjadi miliknya.

Azrokon Zagman (Azzie for short) has always had it rough, not only is she a trans woman, but she lives in one of the worst parts of hell. After a particularly hard day (getting dumped by her boyfriend, getting fired from her job, and losing her apartment), she is forced to move back in with her parents. One night she meets a nice seeming girl at the bar, but the next day she wakes up next to her in bed, but one this is not quite right, the girl Azzie has slept with is not even a demon, but angel.

Is loving a weakness or a strength

Amira has known only her mother and father. Traveling from city to city leaves little room for her to make friends nevertheless date. All of that is about to change when they move to a new town where her parents aren’t the only weird ones. Amira meets Caleb, who she feels an instant draw to. Life begins to bring more questions for Amira. Why can’t she stay away from Caleb, why has her father forbidden Caleb from contacting him, and what are all these new feelings coming about? All Amira knows is she has found somewhere that feels like home, where she has made friends and feels no need to leave. Is this the beginning of a battle between her and her father?

Julia tiene 45 años, una vida funcional y una sensación persistente de haber llegado tarde a sus propias decisiones. Cuando recibe un correo inesperado invitándola a una entrevista en un edificio misterioso, no imagina que ese ascensor no la llevará a una oficina, sino a su pasado. Cada piso representa un año de su vida. En cada parada puede cambiar una decisión, reparar una herida o decir aquello que alguna vez calló. Podes encontrar contenido de la historia en la cuenta de Instagram SAVAlRECORDS https://www.instagram.com/p/DS_VAldEdR8/?hl=es&img_index=1

Semua wanita ingin mempunyai rumah tangga yang Sakinah Mawadah Warohmah. keluarga yang harmonis dan bahagia hingga akhir hayat. Namun ketika impian tidak sesuai dengan kenyataan, jika takdir tuhan berkata lain apa yang harus kita perbuat selain ikhlas dan sabar.  Namaku Vira, aku menikah dengan seorang pengusaha sukses ternama di Ibu Kota. Pernikahan kami diterjang badai saat suamiku mempunyai sekretaris baru di kantornya. tetapi aku tidak tau ternyata kini sahabatkulah yang menjadi sekretaris baru suamiku. "Pipi, kesini CEPAT !" kupanggil suamiku dengan rasa penuh amarah. "Ada apa sih mi, kenapa mimi marah-marah begitu ?" jawab suamiku berjalan menuju ke ranjang tempat tidur kami. "Tolong jelaskan foto apa ini maksudnya !" aku menyodorkan ponsel miliku dan memperlihatkan foto yang di jadikan history oleh sahabatku di media sosial. "Jelas itu foto jesica dengan cowoknya mungkin, kenapa malah tanya ke pipi ?" Jawab suamiku. "No, tidak pi ! ini jelas KAMU ! aku hafal betul perawakan suamiku dan ini jas kamu kan pi ! Tolong jelaskan ke mimi apa maksud semua ini !" bantahku menggebu-gebu, sambil menarik baju yang melekat pada tubuhnya. Aku melihat foto suamiku tampak belakang, memang seperti postur tubuh suamiku. Yang sedang berduaan dikamar hotel. Firasat seorang istri memanglah kuat, namun suamiku selalu mengelaknya. disini lah awal badai rumah tanggaku. Air mata ini tidak berhenti membasahi pipiku. Rasanya hati ini hancur, suami yang aku cintai dan sahabatku yang selama ini sudah aku anggap seperti adiku sendiri telah bermain dibelakangku.  "Apa yang harus aku lakukan ya tuhan, apakah aku harus mengakhiri pernikahan ini atau mempertahankan pernikahanku demi anakku Adel ? dia masih sangat kecil jika harus kehilangan sosok pipinya." menangis tersungkur di lantai. Bagaimana aksi-aksi teror sekretaris pipi itu merebut pipi dari mimi ? Apakah Vira akan mepertahankan pernikahannya yang sudah 7 tahun mereka bangun, atau malah menceraikannya ? Simak Next story ......

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"