pissing

Allen Ashburn died in the most ridiculous way possible, mid-ecstasy, blown up by a gas leak and woke up in a cultivation world with fiery red hair, violet eyes, and an unhinged System that rewards him for making people absolutely furious. No meditation, no profound enlightenment, just pure, concentrated trolling. Now he’s kissing his bully’s girlfriend, pantsing young masters, and turning sacred engagement ceremonies into sect-wide brawls, all while utterly failing to hide his appreciation for the beautiful, cold-hearted cultivators who want his head on a pike. Armed with his Dao of Uncomfortable Truth and a taunt skill that literally makes enemies Cope and Seethe, Allen will climb from outer disciple pest to the most infuriating cultivator the world has ever seen. The path to power is paved with broken egos, frosty fairy grudges, and one very simple question: You mad, bro?

When the world burns and every hope fades, humanity comes across the long-lost survivors — a story about a research team discovering a new “hope.”

i want him to impregnate me

[17+] Kisah ini menceritakan soal Alya dan Ben. Mereka bertemu saat si kebetulan tak sengaja menghampiri mereka. Lalu mereka mulai saling memberikan perhatian saat si cinta dan rasa sayang membutakan mereka. Namun si mantan datang dan tanpa sengaja merebut kembali apa yang pernah menjadi miliknya.

Azrokon Zagman (Azzie for short) has always had it rough, not only is she a trans woman, but she lives in one of the worst parts of hell. After a particularly hard day (getting dumped by her boyfriend, getting fired from her job, and losing her apartment), she is forced to move back in with her parents. One night she meets a nice seeming girl at the bar, but the next day she wakes up next to her in bed, but one this is not quite right, the girl Azzie has slept with is not even a demon, but angel.

Is loving a weakness or a strength

Amira has known only her mother and father. Traveling from city to city leaves little room for her to make friends nevertheless date. All of that is about to change when they move to a new town where her parents aren’t the only weird ones. Amira meets Caleb, who she feels an instant draw to. Life begins to bring more questions for Amira. Why can’t she stay away from Caleb, why has her father forbidden Caleb from contacting him, and what are all these new feelings coming about? All Amira knows is she has found somewhere that feels like home, where she has made friends and feels no need to leave. Is this the beginning of a battle between her and her father?

Semua wanita ingin mempunyai rumah tangga yang Sakinah Mawadah Warohmah. keluarga yang harmonis dan bahagia hingga akhir hayat. Namun ketika impian tidak sesuai dengan kenyataan, jika takdir tuhan berkata lain apa yang harus kita perbuat selain ikhlas dan sabar.  Namaku Vira, aku menikah dengan seorang pengusaha sukses ternama di Ibu Kota. Pernikahan kami diterjang badai saat suamiku mempunyai sekretaris baru di kantornya. tetapi aku tidak tau ternyata kini sahabatkulah yang menjadi sekretaris baru suamiku. "Pipi, kesini CEPAT !" kupanggil suamiku dengan rasa penuh amarah. "Ada apa sih mi, kenapa mimi marah-marah begitu ?" jawab suamiku berjalan menuju ke ranjang tempat tidur kami. "Tolong jelaskan foto apa ini maksudnya !" aku menyodorkan ponsel miliku dan memperlihatkan foto yang di jadikan history oleh sahabatku di media sosial. "Jelas itu foto jesica dengan cowoknya mungkin, kenapa malah tanya ke pipi ?" Jawab suamiku. "No, tidak pi ! ini jelas KAMU ! aku hafal betul perawakan suamiku dan ini jas kamu kan pi ! Tolong jelaskan ke mimi apa maksud semua ini !" bantahku menggebu-gebu, sambil menarik baju yang melekat pada tubuhnya. Aku melihat foto suamiku tampak belakang, memang seperti postur tubuh suamiku. Yang sedang berduaan dikamar hotel. Firasat seorang istri memanglah kuat, namun suamiku selalu mengelaknya. disini lah awal badai rumah tanggaku. Air mata ini tidak berhenti membasahi pipiku. Rasanya hati ini hancur, suami yang aku cintai dan sahabatku yang selama ini sudah aku anggap seperti adiku sendiri telah bermain dibelakangku.  "Apa yang harus aku lakukan ya tuhan, apakah aku harus mengakhiri pernikahan ini atau mempertahankan pernikahanku demi anakku Adel ? dia masih sangat kecil jika harus kehilangan sosok pipinya." menangis tersungkur di lantai. Bagaimana aksi-aksi teror sekretaris pipi itu merebut pipi dari mimi ? Apakah Vira akan mepertahankan pernikahannya yang sudah 7 tahun mereka bangun, atau malah menceraikannya ? Simak Next story ......

“ friends can break your heart too ” Yes. sometimes, they can break your heart harder than a lover could.

Flora Bloom, who was betrayed and killed by her boyfriend in her past life, is reborn with a peerless spatial dimension back to the time before the crisis, hoarding food, raising a child, and tearing apart scumbag men and manipulative women. Originally, she just wanted to raise a child and low-key fight zombies and level up together with her family. But she discovered that she was unexpectedly falling step by step into a tender trap meticulously designed by a certain sly and scheming man. Flora Bloom looked at the vast space within her sea of consciousness; it had a farmhouse courtyard, fields, and a Spirit River, but it just lacked a bit of vitality. So, a fat, sky-flying mantis? Collect! A rare little white tiger that can discharge electricity? Collect! A behemoth spirit crocodile with its young? Collect! As long as it's alive and edible, collect, collect, collect them all! Endless scumbags and vile women, a shameless and deeply scheming leader, all wanting to use her to attack zombies and obtain more Crystal Cores for their own gain? Your shameless, worthless life? Hand it over.