pissing

Allen Ashburn died in the most ridiculous way possible, mid-ecstasy, blown up by a gas leak and woke up in a cultivation world with fiery red hair, violet eyes, and an unhinged System that rewards him for making people absolutely furious. No meditation, no profound enlightenment, just pure, concentrated trolling. Now he’s kissing his bully’s girlfriend, pantsing young masters, and turning sacred engagement ceremonies into sect-wide brawls, all while utterly failing to hide his appreciation for the beautiful, cold-hearted cultivators who want his head on a pike. Armed with his Dao of Uncomfortable Truth and a taunt skill that literally makes enemies Cope and Seethe, Allen will climb from outer disciple pest to the most infuriating cultivator the world has ever seen. The path to power is paved with broken egos, frosty fairy grudges, and one very simple question: You mad, bro?

When the world burns and every hope fades, humanity comes across the long-lost survivors — a story about a research team discovering a new “hope.”

i want him to impregnate me

[17+] Kisah ini menceritakan soal Alya dan Ben. Mereka bertemu saat si kebetulan tak sengaja menghampiri mereka. Lalu mereka mulai saling memberikan perhatian saat si cinta dan rasa sayang membutakan mereka. Namun si mantan datang dan tanpa sengaja merebut kembali apa yang pernah menjadi miliknya.

Azrokon Zagman (Azzie for short) has always had it rough, not only is she a trans woman, but she lives in one of the worst parts of hell. After a particularly hard day (getting dumped by her boyfriend, getting fired from her job, and losing her apartment), she is forced to move back in with her parents. One night she meets a nice seeming girl at the bar, but the next day she wakes up next to her in bed, but one this is not quite right, the girl Azzie has slept with is not even a demon, but angel.

Is loving a weakness or a strength

Amira has known only her mother and father. Traveling from city to city leaves little room for her to make friends nevertheless date. All of that is about to change when they move to a new town where her parents aren’t the only weird ones. Amira meets Caleb, who she feels an instant draw to. Life begins to bring more questions for Amira. Why can’t she stay away from Caleb, why has her father forbidden Caleb from contacting him, and what are all these new feelings coming about? All Amira knows is she has found somewhere that feels like home, where she has made friends and feels no need to leave. Is this the beginning of a battle between her and her father?

Julia tiene 45 años, una vida funcional y una sensación persistente de haber llegado tarde a sus propias decisiones. Cuando recibe un correo inesperado invitándola a una entrevista en un edificio misterioso, no imagina que ese ascensor no la llevará a una oficina, sino a su pasado. Cada piso representa un año de su vida. En cada parada puede cambiar una decisión, reparar una herida o decir aquello que alguna vez calló. Podes encontrar contenido de la historia en la cuenta de Instagram SAVAlRECORDS https://www.instagram.com/p/DS_VAldEdR8/?hl=es&img_index=1

Semua wanita ingin mempunyai rumah tangga yang Sakinah Mawadah Warohmah. keluarga yang harmonis dan bahagia hingga akhir hayat. Namun ketika impian tidak sesuai dengan kenyataan, jika takdir tuhan berkata lain apa yang harus kita perbuat selain ikhlas dan sabar.  Namaku Vira, aku menikah dengan seorang pengusaha sukses ternama di Ibu Kota. Pernikahan kami diterjang badai saat suamiku mempunyai sekretaris baru di kantornya. tetapi aku tidak tau ternyata kini sahabatkulah yang menjadi sekretaris baru suamiku. "Pipi, kesini CEPAT !" kupanggil suamiku dengan rasa penuh amarah. "Ada apa sih mi, kenapa mimi marah-marah begitu ?" jawab suamiku berjalan menuju ke ranjang tempat tidur kami. "Tolong jelaskan foto apa ini maksudnya !" aku menyodorkan ponsel miliku dan memperlihatkan foto yang di jadikan history oleh sahabatku di media sosial. "Jelas itu foto jesica dengan cowoknya mungkin, kenapa malah tanya ke pipi ?" Jawab suamiku. "No, tidak pi ! ini jelas KAMU ! aku hafal betul perawakan suamiku dan ini jas kamu kan pi ! Tolong jelaskan ke mimi apa maksud semua ini !" bantahku menggebu-gebu, sambil menarik baju yang melekat pada tubuhnya. Aku melihat foto suamiku tampak belakang, memang seperti postur tubuh suamiku. Yang sedang berduaan dikamar hotel. Firasat seorang istri memanglah kuat, namun suamiku selalu mengelaknya. disini lah awal badai rumah tanggaku. Air mata ini tidak berhenti membasahi pipiku. Rasanya hati ini hancur, suami yang aku cintai dan sahabatku yang selama ini sudah aku anggap seperti adiku sendiri telah bermain dibelakangku.  "Apa yang harus aku lakukan ya tuhan, apakah aku harus mengakhiri pernikahan ini atau mempertahankan pernikahanku demi anakku Adel ? dia masih sangat kecil jika harus kehilangan sosok pipinya." menangis tersungkur di lantai. Bagaimana aksi-aksi teror sekretaris pipi itu merebut pipi dari mimi ? Apakah Vira akan mepertahankan pernikahannya yang sudah 7 tahun mereka bangun, atau malah menceraikannya ? Simak Next story ......

[Large-scale Male Competition and Asura Field, Multiple Male Leads] [Ditzy Beauty x Gloomy Male Ghost/Black-Bellied Older Man/Pure Love Loyal Dog/Unhinged Arch-Nemesis/Clingy Younger Puppy] Zoe Rhodes dies unexpectedly in a car accident. Before her death, she awakens her consciousness and discovers that the world she lives in is a tragic, angsty BE novel. Several villains imprison the female lead, causing the male and female leads to break up and get back together for many years, and in the end, they even drive the male lead to his death. The good news is, she's just an insignificant cannon fodder. The bad news is, her brother is that wronged male lead! Zoe Rhodes's vision goes black. When she wakes up, she has transmigrated ten years into the future. To protect her brother, she starts desperately trying to make her presence known among the villains, hoping they can turn over a new leaf. Through Zoe Rhodes's unremitting efforts, her brother is safe! The female lead is safe! She is also sa... wait, that's not right?!! Can someone please tell her why, after waking up from a nap, she finds herself lying in the villains' basement?! Zoe Rhodes: I don't know either. They started shouting something about a "white moonlight" and a "cinnabar mole" and then lined up to kiss me. [This is probably a story about a ditzy beauty who tries to tame the villains, only to discover that she is their long-dead "white moonlight", and all the villains are lining up, fighting to be her dog.]