evangelion parody

On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of... *Interrupted film sound effects* "Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?" *Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!* *Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds" *New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land. Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.

An Evangelion story taking place in NERV's second branch in Nevada, USA. The international entity NERV has branches all over the globe. While It's Japanese branch NERV-03 is fending off attacks from massive monsters known as angels, branch 02 in the middle of the Nevada desert is beginning it's own mission.

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.

Kiyoshi Fujino will have his way with every girl in this story...the end! [THIS NOVEL WON'T BE DROPPED!] Release rate: 1 chapter/2 days Chapter length: 1000+ words Genre: ECCHI

Ever thought of the realm of gods. Ever thought of yourself as clumsy... This story is for you... Read this humorous story that leads to silliness overloaded... Gods on earth to try and correct a blunder made by their tardiness which leads to the greatest massacre of all time........

A Parody series of Destiny 2 following Carl the Warlock, Hunk the Titan, and Toby the Hunter.

Follow the trio as they hunt down the Barons and Uldren Sov for taking out Cayde-6.

being a teenage girl in today's society that continues to criticize, is really very difficult. I struggle every day with my insecurities, my anxieties, my thousand thoughts and myself. the only thing i want is to be happy.

- Reyhan Surya Achazia "Gilaaa, masa gue yang ganteng ini dijodohin sih, kan udh gk jaman tuh jodoh-jodohan. Sebenarnya tuh banyak yang suka sama gue, tapi gk ada yang srek di hati. kata-kata yang tepat buat perjodohan ini itu "TERPAKSA" kalau gk diancam akan keluar dari KK" Ucap Rey di dalam hati - Vani Azalea Meshach "WTF, maksudnya apa coba dijodoh-jodohin segala, emang dikira gua gk laku gitu. Hello seorang Vani dijodohin, gk level. Tapi kalau nolak diancam semua fasilitas yang udh di kasih mau diambil lagi. Huh terpaksa deh harus terima. Gk tega juga lihat wajah sedih mami mohon-mohon buat nerima" Ucap Vani di dalam hati. Haloo gaes ini cerita pertama aku maaf nya kalau jelek soalnya masih permulaan (menurutku) hehehehe. Ya emang permulaan siss. Haduh haduh

Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"