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The daughter of the Chi family has been living in the mountains for sixteen years. Suddenly, she returns to the White City. However, it's soon found out that this missy’s image is a little off. On the first day, the paparazzi catches her having a meal with one of the best actors. The photographs quickly top the hot searches. Best Actor: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: As if we would believe you! The next day, the paparazzi catches a financial tycoon tying her shoelaces in the middle of the street. This goes onto the hot searches once again. Some financial tycoon: Don’t make wild guesses. She is my boss and I am her underling. Netizens: (⊙…⊙) On the third day, the Chi family’s missy dominates the hot searches again with paparazzi photos of a big shot in the medical field sending her to school. Big shot in the medical field: I’m sorry, but she is my boss. Netizens: Where is the pretty-face Jiaojiao we were promised? Her image is collapsing. Just as the netizens are gradually getting used to Chi Jiao’s antics, the paparazzi catches her walking into the Civil Affairs Bureau with the head of the Quan family, Quan Jue. Many say that the strategies employed by Quan Jue are brilliant, sly in nature, and brutal. He's an extremely ruthless figure. Quan Jue: I would like to introduce you all to my wife, Chi Jiao. Jiaojiao has been weak and sickly since young. Do not bully her. Netizens: Master Quan, I think you have some misunderstandings about your wife. Chi Jiao suffered a violent death in her previous life. Her soul witnessed that man kiss her remains and perish together with the person who killed her. Only then did she realize that the illegitimate son living in her household had humbled himself because of his love for her. The reincarnated Chi Jiao’s main mission this lifetime is to woo Quan Jue, and become the Little Jiajiao in his heart.

"Master, I'm sorry... It's all my fault that you could not break through before your last moments." "Don't worry, my disciple. I will not die," said Xu Fan as he smiled at his disciple, whose face was covered with tears. “If only… If only I could get you a few more Foundation Establishment Pills..." The genius of the sect knelt on the floor while crying like a baby. Xu Fan looked at his oldest disciple and sighed. He then took out a Foundation Establishment Pill and nonchalantly threw it into his mouth. The next second, divine lights of five different colors filled the world.

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Li Yi once lived the dream of every pro gamer. He was at the top of his game with the best equipment, the highest stats, and everything a gamer could ever hope for. However, he soon realized that none of his ill-gotten gains for his to keep when he was branded Public Enemy Number One and killed in the biggest battle of the ages. Now, he has the chance to turn back the clock and return to a time before his first mistake put him on the path of no return. This time, Li Yi will make different choices. With that, comes many interesting encounters — like saving a woman in distress then making love to her seven times in a row while her child slept in the next room. However, will he get back to what truly matters? One thing is for sure, with the memories retained from his past, he will become King of this game.

We’ve had systems that help the MCs make pills, steal skills from legendary masters, and even be forced to show off to earn points, but what about a system that allows one to run a virtual reality internet cafe, featuring all the classic games? Our MC awakens in a new world (Truck-kun strikes again) and finds himself with a mysterious system that allows him to run a fully self-sufficient virtual reality internet cafe! What? Opening an internet cafe in a cultivator world? You can now surf the internet, watch dramas, and play video games?! One Emperor Warrior cried after visiting MC’s shop, “Damn, Blizzard completes my life!” Another Yuan River Realm cultivator gasped after drinking Sprite, “What is this sorcery?” What else did the MC bring to the cultivator world? Come join us on this adventure as Fang Qi faces off against cultivation sects and major forces with his collection of modern treasures.

After twenty-nine years of reign, Jiang Lingxi unfortunately passed away on her way back from a military expedition. When she opened her eyes again, she was in the modern world a thousand years later, becoming a small celebrity everyone on the internet was shouting to beat. Everyone shouting to beat? A drama queen? A small celebrity? Jiang Lingxi smiled it off; as a dignified Empress, she was best at turning the tables in desperate situations! Soon, the entire internet discovered that the hot searches about Jiang Lingxi exploded again, but they were no longer negative. Upon entering, netizens were all shouting: Awesome 666! In the Survival variety show, Jiang Lingxi led the entire scene by herself, and even the former top soldier who had to change careers due to injury couldn't help but humbly ask for jungle survival tips. In the historical drama remake about the Empress, as soon as Jiang Lingxi appeared, the Empress of a thousand-year-old prosperous era that only existed in public imagination suddenly had a clear image. During the Dragon Robe fashion show, the fashion master subconsciously performed minister etiquette in front of Jiang Lingxi, and the unedited red carpet photos amazed people both domestically and internationally. And after more unknown hidden identities were accidentally exposed, the whole internet: We're paralyzed, Your Majesty please witness us sliding and kneeling! * The Shen family of a thousand-year legacy, Shen Yunqing is the youngest Family Head of this generation. The man, rarely seen in front of the camera, is full of honor and dignity, only when looking at Jiang Lingxi does his gaze soften like spring water. 'Encountering Your Majesty, I only wish to bow and call myself your subject!'

Depois de vinte e nove anos de reinado, Jiang Lingxi infelizmente faleceu a caminho de casa após uma expedição militar. Quando abriu os olhos novamente, estava no mundo moderno mil anos depois, tornando-se uma pequena celebridade que todos na internet gritavam para bater. Todos gritando para bater? Uma rainha do drama? Uma pequena celebridade? Jiang Lingxi sorriu; como uma digna Imperatriz, ela era especialista em reverter situações desesperadoras! Logo, toda a internet descobriu que as pesquisas populares sobre Jiang Lingxi explodiram novamente, mas não eram mais negativas. Ao entrar, os internautas todos gritavam: Incrível 666! No programa de variedades de Sobrevivência, Jiang Lingxi liderou toda a cena sozinha, e até mesmo o ex-soldado de elite que teve que mudar de carreira devido a lesões não pôde deixar de humildemente pedir dicas de sobrevivência na selva. No remake do drama histórico sobre a Imperatriz, assim que Jiang Lingxi apareceu, a Imperatriz de uma era próspera de mil anos que só existia na imaginação pública de repente ganhou uma imagem clara. Durante o desfile de moda do Manto do Dragão, o mestre da moda inconscientemente realizou a etiqueta ministerial na frente de Jiang Lingxi, e as fotos não editadas do tapete vermelho impressionaram pessoas tanto no país quanto internacionalmente. E depois que mais identidades ocultas desconhecidas foram acidentalmente expostas, a internet inteira: Estamos paralisados, Sua Majestade por favor presencie nosso deslizar e ajoelhar! * A família Shen de um legado de mil anos, Shen Yunqing é o mais jovem Chefe de Família desta geração. O homem, raramente visto em frente às câmeras, é cheio de honra e dignidade, apenas quando olha para Jiang Lingxi seu olhar se suaviza como água de primavera. 'Ao encontrar Sua Majestade, só desejo me curvar e me chamar seu súdito!'

The whole internet is shipping me with my ex-boyfriend National film emperor, Chi Yu, lived up to his name, like a gentle breeze or bright moon. One day, rumors spread that he had a girlfriend whom he pampered for years. Media reporters scrambled to interview him, but his indifferent face in front of the camera said: Just rumors. Entertainment industry big shot, Gu Yuan, is rich, beautiful, well-connected, and has a boyfriend who loves and spoils her, Chi Yu. The outside world doesn't know that Gu Yuan had once spent a fortune to support Chi Yu's debut, making him quickly rise to fame, only for him to now turn around and dump her, truly heartless. - Not long after, Gu Yuan healed herself, quickly moving on from the emotional shadow, becoming indifferent and cold-hearted, never considering any man again. Chi Yu stood by the seaside, still like a gentle breeze or bright moon, but there was a persistent emotion in his eyes: "What will it take for you to forgive me?" Gu Yuan responded with a smile, pointing at the tumultuous sea: "Jump in. If you die, I'll forgive you, after all, the dead deserve respect." Chi Yu: "..." - That day, a video went viral all over the internet—a clip inadvertently captured Gu Yuan showing up on an outdoor reality show for a few seconds, where she was lying on a tree asleep, while Chi Yu gazed up at her affectionately. Initially, the whole internet was calm: Not shipping! Absolutely not shipping! Eventually, the whole internet exploded: Please, someone hold my head down and let me ship fervently! (A truly beautiful and rich heroine X a truly regretful hero chasing his wife in a crematorium)

Nous avons eu des systèmes qui aident les personnages principaux à fabriquer des pilules, à voler des compétences de maîtres légendaires, et même à être forcés de faire étalage de leurs talents pour gagner des points, mais qu'en est-il d'un système qui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle, proposant tous les jeux classiques ? Notre personnage principal se réveille dans un nouveau monde (Truck-kun frappe encore) et se retrouve avec un mystérieux système qui lui permet de gérer un café internet de réalité virtuelle entièrement autonome ! Quoi ? Ouvrir un café internet dans un monde de cultivateurs ? Vous pouvez maintenant surfer sur internet, regarder des drames et jouer à des jeux vidéo ?! Un Guerrier Empereur a pleuré après avoir visité la boutique du personnage principal, "Bon sang, Blizzard complète ma vie !" Un autre cultivateur du Royaume de la Rivière Yuan a haleté après avoir bu du Sprite, "Qu'est-ce que cette sorcellerie ?" Quoi d'autre le personnage principal a-t-il apporté au monde des cultivateurs ? Rejoignez-nous dans cette aventure où Fang Qi affronte les sectes de cultivation et les forces majeures avec sa collection de trésors modernes.

Ava Sterling, das Top-Supermodel, besitzt Schönheit, Reichtum und Figur, eine wahre Göttin. Menschen, die für sie schwärmen, diejenigen, die sich auf den ersten Blick in sie verlieben, könnten den Globus umkreisen! Eines Tages enthüllte ein Paparazzi sensationelle Neuigkeiten, dass Supermodel Ava Sterling ein süßes Date mit Junger Meister Kingsley hatte, einer prominenten Figur in Miraport, was eine Online-Hysterie verursachte! Jedoch, nur einen Tag später, veröffentlichte ein selbsternannter Standesbeamter Ava Sterlings Heiratsurkunde mit einem Mann, und beim Anblick des Namens des Mannes waren alle erstaunt! Es stellte sich heraus, dass der Mann, den Ava Sterling geheiratet hatte, nicht der sanfte und jadeähnliche Junger Meister Kingsley war, sondern Aurelias Nummer eins, Poe Vaughn! Alle waren gelähmt! Frauen jammern, Männer springen in Flüsse, weigern sich zu leben! "Poe Vaughn! Haben wir uns nicht auf eine geheime Ehe geeinigt? Wie konnte sie enthüllt werden!" Ava Sterling stürmte in den Konferenzraum der Person und schrie wütend. Angesichts der verblüfften Blicke im Konferenzraum sagte der edle und gleichgültige Mann leicht: "Die Sitzung ist beendet." In einem Augenblick zerstreuten sich alle leitenden Angestellten wie Vögel und Tiere. Ava Sterling, die ihre Gefühle nicht länger unterdrücken konnte, eilte zur Seite des Mannes, schlug mit ihren Händen auf den Konferenztisch, beugte sich mit zusammengebissenen Zähnen vor: "Poe Vaughn, du solltest mir besser eine vernünftige Erklärung geben!" Der Mann blickte in ihre wunderschönen Augen, die vor Wut brannten, sein Blick tief wie ein Abgrund, "Frau Vaughn, sollten Sie nicht Ihrem Ehemann eine vernünftige Erklärung dafür geben, dass Sie ein süßes Date mit Junger Meister Kingsley hatten?"