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It all started with me buying a necklace... What went wrong? Well... I made the gods jealous, simply because their wife, their sisters, their crushes, and so on... Fell under my charm! Hahaha!! To stop me, they dared to imprison me in a universe far from any woman. A world where there are only wieners! At least, that's what I first thought... You see... My necklace wasn't just any necklace, and the world that I was imprisoned in wasn't just a world without woman... A world filled with the laws and scenery of Eastern fantasies. Not just any Eastern fantasy though... It was the world of immortal cultivation, but not the typical one... One day... One day I'll get my revenge on them all! ======== Disclaimers!! -This story is R18, and has some unique elements that encourages sexual interactions. -MC is a deviant, meaning, a hole is a goal, as long as it's not his hole. -Image within cover belongs to AXSENS ========

*Mature content warning* Attack on Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin fanfiction. A very talented new female soldier has joined the Survey Corps, but she still remains a mystery. She conceals her identity as best she can, however, her secrets will come out eventually. How will her fellow scouts react when they learn about her past? With a rough past to deal with, can she handle dealing with everything, especially when her superiors take an interest in her and feelings get involved? (Y/n/n) - your nickname (Y/n) - Your name (L/n) - Last name (H/c) - Hair colour (H/l) - Hair length (E/c) - Eye colour Author's note: There are some original characters for the sake of the story, but, as always, any AOT characters are owned by the amazing Hajime Isayama. Hope you enjoy the fan fiction! It does contain mature subject mater, so be aware of that. Another fair warning, there will be lemon chapters as the story progresses, but they will be labeled if you would like to skip them.

If time was a living Goddess and not a concept, she'd be on her knees every damn time she'd see me hard, that's for sure~ His name is Mike Oxlong. Well, that's what this world calls him. Blessed by a jade D*ldo in his previous life, he might have carried some of that good karma that it radiated, into his new life, because in this life, he gets to end it just as epic as his previous life. No, even better, because he is now an immortal with a Jade beauty in my arms. He can't even die no more... Hmm.. I wonder how his wifey can be so smooth skinned and flexible when she is made for battle. battle on this Dih! Haha... Yeah, especially that because well uhm you see, apparently Mike Oxlong has the ability to stop time, and the logical one at that. The one that just breaks the laws of physics type shi... This is a story about My long cox. oops, wrong spelling... Cough cough. This is a story about Mike Oxlong, a reincarnator who entered a world that are half blood titans that are more so humans but with supernatural abilities. Magic and technology, a growing empire that's rebuilding a new world, with an enemy of the old world who seeks revenge. The empire has halted in its growth spurt because of them, and seems to be slowly crumbling even. The force of the enemy is simply too overwhelming... Mike Oxlong is on the side of the empire. But, will he even be able to become victorious against the empire's enemy? Will he fail? Will he betray? Will there be a truce? Follow the story of Mike Oxlong, his academy training, his use of technology, and his growth in battle IQ and friends. And.. where he meets the love of his life. The one made just for him, who he finds so much joy with, and who stays by his side eternally and is a perfect match forever. Against his enemies, and his inner demons. ~~ Give this story a big rating and my gifts if you have big dih energy!!

‘How will you react when you learn you have a body that cannot use magic?’ - Dice wakes up five years into the future… only to find out an unknown creature has been using his body during the past few years. It was the mysterious entity called ‘Professor’, whose intentions spelled disaster for mankind. Luckily, an error occurred, causing Dice, the original soul, to come back to the body. But maybe it’s too late? As the highly respected ‘Professor’, Dice must learn to use his newfound identity to fight against creatures called Outers and their grand scheme of destroying the world. In an apocalyptic world where magic and mana exists, the magic-less Dice must find a way to secretly protect humanity without the Outers knowing he was no longer their puppet, and in order to survive… …he needs to be a villain.

Brandon Culianz lamented at how dull the world was but reality face-slapped him and the existence of the supernatural world was revealed! Another world has invaded Earth and due to that, the world ushered in a drastic change! Most of the humans awakened their mana and skills and they fought back against the invaders! After almost a near-death experience, Brandon Culianz didn’t unlock his mana but obtained the Primordial Spear! The Primordial Spear governed the Primordial Providence of [Spear]! And with his awakened Primordial Providence of [Penetration], Brandon has two overpowered PP! Not only was the artifact spirit of the Primordial Spear a very beautiful woman in crimson red, but Brandon’s Primordial Providence was also very powerful! His PP was unrivaled! In a world where powerful dragon girls and goddesses were present, it was impossible for a mere mortal to ever hope of penetrating their hymen and having sex with them! After all, their body was too powerful and durable! But, Brandon was an exception! His PP can penetrate through everything! “Don’t underestimate my PP! Even if you are a goddess, so what? I’ll make you obedient in bed!” The life of Brandon Culianz; the Primordial of Penetration, Lord of Foreplay, The One Touch Man, the Keeper of A Thousand Hentai and Porn has just started! ————— Features: 1. A gray MC, someone who isn’t a hero but also isn’t a villain. 2. An MC that only rapes his female enemies to torture them, but never rapes innocent women as well as potential love interests. When it came to pursuing the girls he liked, he won’t resort to rape. 3. An MC that believes in gender equality and age equality. Whether someone is male or female, young or old, it doesn’t matter since MC will kill them if they are his enemies. 4. A semi-overpowered MC- a protagonist with a very powerful cheat skill and weapon but isn’t the strongest. The MC won’t be powerful enough to destroy a universe or even a world at the start. 5. An MC that doesn't save every woman he meets just because they are beautiful. As long as someone is useful to him, he will save them and make them his subordinates, regardless of their gender and age. 6. A beautiful artifact spirit. The Primordial Spear is Waifu! 7. Large harem, but the author will try his best to not make it one-dimensional. 8. Lemons aka SMUT. But this novel will only have 20% Smut and 80% Plot. The author will focus more on the harem and romance than the smut. 9. I have updated this and decided that there will be NO YURI present in the novel. It seems that it isn't that well-received so I won't write it. 10. Join the discord server: https://discord.gg/Q7ZSSWtDbz

this is the story of Andrew’s journey on how he became the world’s largest pp from being the smallest.

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Bai Su, who transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar Beast World, has only one interest: making delicious food at the orphanage, raising children, and enjoying her hard-won new life. Future's great villains? The cubs are all super well-behaved in front of her! The Federation Leader comes to freeload a meal, and his disability is cured! The business emperor comes to freeload a meal, and his infertility is solved! The obese little female gets thinner the more she eats, gradually growing into the number one beauty of the Beast World. She also attracts the number one genius doctor of the interstellar era and the interstellar great captain. The villainous cubs, driving warships and controlling ten thousand beasts: "If you want to get close to our Mom, you'll have to withstand our cannon fire first!" The Federation Leader laughs in anger: "You dare to bomb my armory? Courting death!" The gloomy and bloodthirsty emperor: "A bunch of little trash! You think I'm afraid of you?" The doctor's face turns ashen: "Either give back my research results, or die!" The interstellar great captain dangerously shoulders a Barrett: "I see you're all dying to get locked up." Bai Su smiles and peeks her head out, holding a gleaming kitchen knife: "Time to eat! What are you all doing?" The big shots and the little villains, harmoniously putting their arms around each other's shoulders in a picture of fatherly love and filial piety: "Coming~~"

[Ding! The 'Randomly Spend' Tycoon System is at your service.] On her way to work, Yun Zijin was bound by a system named 'Randomly Spend'. [Spending Task Completed. A 2x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Villa No. 1 at Xingyu Mansion. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] [Spending Task Completed. A 3x rebate has been triggered. Ownership of Dingsi Building. The related documents have been placed in the system backpack.] ... Yun Zijin was dazzled by the system's rewards, only to be told that her wealthy parents had found her? That she's the true daughter of the Xia Family of Dijing? Being bound to the Tycoon System was exciting for Yun Zijin, but she refused to be part of any cliché wealthy family drama. The Xia Family of Dijing? Yun Zijin: Get lost! Don't even think about associating with me!

The renowned powerhouse of the Space-Time Administration Bureau, Sister Yun, frantically accumulated points for an early retirement. After accepting a mission for a supporting female character's counterattack, she made the male and female leads cry with anger! Sister Yun's famous quote: A supporting female character who doesn't make the male and female leads cry with anger is not worthy of retiring~ The First World: The Humble and Long-Suffering Wife of a Bygone Era After transmigrating into the role of the original, long-suffering wife, she not only broke up the officially designated couple but also stole the male and female leads' Golden Finger, making a fortune by hoarding goods. The Second World: The Fair, Rich, and Beautiful Fake Heiress of a Bygone Era Tragically Becomes Cannon Fodder As the beautiful-as-a-flower cannon fodder fake heiress, after latching onto the supporting male lead, she lived a delightful life~ The Third World: The Devoted Supporting Female Character in a Historical Era Novel After transmigrating into the role of a hopelessly devoted supporting female character, she had a change of personality, dumped the heartless male lead, returned to the city to flirt with the supporting male lead, and found it so satisfying~