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Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
Deep Night on Vesper Island

Deep Night on Vesper Island

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"
Urban
108 Chs
How can comic design be enhanced with HTML and CSS?
You can use HTML and CSS to create dynamic layouts for comics. For example, CSS can control the positioning and styling of elements to make the comic more visually appealing.
1 answer
2025-05-15 23:40
How to style text using Comic Sans in HTML and CSS?
You can use CSS to style text with Comic Sans. Just add 'font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';' in your CSS code for the elements you want to apply it to.
3 answers
2025-06-13 09:05
Can I Put My Story Clips on My Portfolio Website?
Sure, you can. But make sure you have the rights to do so and that it doesn't violate any terms of service.
3 answers
2024-10-02 00:28
Portfolio Recovery Horror Stories: What are some of the most terrifying experiences with portfolio recovery?
One horror story could be when a person was wrongly targeted by a portfolio recovery firm. They were constantly harassed with phone calls and threatening letters, even though they didn't owe the debt. The firm didn't do proper verification and just assumed the person was the debtor. It caused a great deal of stress and anxiety for the innocent individual.
2 answers
2024-12-07 14:41
Are comics a good choice for a portfolio?
Yes, they can be. Comics can showcase your creativity and storytelling skills.
1 answer
2024-10-15 04:01
How to build a comic portfolio?
Start by collecting your best comic works. Make sure they showcase your diverse skills and styles. Also, include some concept art and sketches to show your creative process.
2 answers
2024-10-13 16:29
Is Comic Sans supported in HTML?
Yes, Comic Sans can be used in HTML, but it depends on whether it's installed on the user's device and how the web page is styled.
2 answers
2024-10-05 04:18
Is Comic Sans supported in HTML?
Comic Sans is not a default font supported by HTML. You'd typically need to use CSS to specify and apply it if you really want to use it.
2 answers
2025-12-02 15:21
Html heart beating code
The following is an example of a heartbeat animation using CSS3: ** Part of the webpage: ** ```html <div class="chest"> <div class="heart left side top"></div> <div class="heart center"></div> <div class="heart right side"></div> </div> <div style="text-align:center;margin:50px 0; font:normal 14px/24px 'MicroSoft YaHei';"> </div> ``` ** Part of the CSS-style (can be used to achieve jumping effects, only some key style concepts are given here): ** Divide the heart into a combination of three boxes (through the class name.heart) and realize the heart by changing the position of the box. In it, he adjusted the box using multiple elements such as position, width, height, background, and rotation. After setting the box style, use @keyframes to animate the box. Add the name of the animation after @keyframes to make it easier to call the animation in the box style. If he wanted to fully implement the beating red heart effect, he would need to add more detailed settings for the CSS-style properties, such as the color, the specific parameters of the animation (such as the animation duration, slow function, etc.), and so on. "When a programmer meets a psychologist" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click to read it!
1 answer
2026-02-09 01:15
How to create a CSS Visual Novel?
0 answer
2024-11-30 08:42
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