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Gu Changsheng is an FGO (Fate/Grand Order) streamer. During his downtime, he loves browsing fan-made short videos. Little does he know, the content he watches is being broadcast directly across the entire Type-Moon Universe. The broadcast starts with a bang: Gudako rips apart the Demon King Goetia with her bare hands! Romani Archaman: "I never imagined... that Ritsuka could tear down a god with a mere human body!" Mash Kyrielight: "Senpai... is so amazing..." Just as the inhabitants of the Type-Moon world are left stunned and caught between laughter and tears, the trend of the short videos shifts again. The screen reveals the dark side of Chaldea: Gudako forcing Heroic Spirits into endless labor. Merlin: "How terrifying... Farming Embers every single day without rest?" Zhuge Liang (Waver): "Working until I’m hospitalized? Forced to eat Golden Apples daily?" Arash: "I really... don't want to blow myself up anymore..." As various iconic scenes and meme videos flood the screens, the entire vibe of the Type-Moon Universe begins to warp. From epic battles to "social death" moments, no one is safe from the cringe. If you want to support me and want advanced access to up to 80+ Chapters, you can check it @patreon.com/Icedrone

I was scrolling through videos, and commented under a video of a couple showing off their love: "Whoever gifts me a Rolls-Royce, I'll marry them in a flash!" Soon, the comment was pushed to the top, and netizens flocked to mock me for dreaming too big. A netizen: "LMAO, if someone actually gifts one, I'll laugh at them forever." As a result, half an hour later, Julian transferred $500,000 to me and told me to pick up the car on the spot. He also posted a picture in the comment section. He commented: "A measly car is enough for you to divorce me?" He said: "You won't be getting any sleep tonight."

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Everyone in the Capital elite knows that my fiancé, Ian Valerius, is no good in that department. He doesn't feel anything for anyone but me. But the self-proclaimed pure innocent maiden refused to believe it, willing to debase herself for him. The 99th time she sent a lustful video, Ian Valerius finally couldn't take it and exposed the video. Unexpectedly, with her pure persona shattered, the innocent maiden chose to commit suicide by jumping into the sea. But Ian Valerius went mad, jumping into the sea after her. And I became the biggest joke in the Capital elite. Until I went abroad for my wedding and unexpectedly ran into Ian Valerius helping the innocent maiden pick out a wedding dress. With red eyes, he explained, "Sasha has amnesia. Just this once, don't be jealous anymore." I was baffled. My husband doesn't even know her, so why should I be jealous of her? Oh, right, he doesn't know. On the day he jumped into the sea, intending to die for Sasha Shaw, I had already registered my marriage with someone else. Today, we're just here abroad for our wedding ceremony.

A Celestial finds himself in a pitched-black abyss... He kept running in any direction possibly finding any shred of light but to no luck, none were found... Time quickly passed... moment became days, days became years and years became eons... 'Does time even exist here?' When all hope seemed to be lost, A sudden light appears in the abysmal darkness... ----------------- *This is my first time making a story, criticism is greatly appreciated.*

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"

A mission gone wrong sends military doctor Han Lei tumbling through time, straight into the arms of a fallen Prince in a war-torn era. With a bizarre excuse to keep a doctor by his side, the battle-scarred general finds himself completely undone by her soft words and gentle hands. Han Lei's wish is to earn silver and marry a strong man. The Prince’s wish is to seek development and marry a gentle wife. Two people, four desires, who will bend first? --- She's a dignified modern woman who crossed through time. How could she stand by and let these ancient fools bully her husband? He's a national hero, yet nearly got himself killed over that damn loyalty of his. She asks him: "What are you thinking?" He answers: "My heart is dead, you know what I am thinking." She curls her lips, turns to leave a sentence: "Then what are you waiting for? Go do him now!"

In her past life, Su Yaoguang bought Xiao Yanci, supported his education, and helped him rise to great heights. She became his wife. Everyone praised him for never abandoning the farm girl who funded his rise. Su Yaoguang also believed she had found a good man. Unexpectedly, when she was seriously ill, she saw Xiao Yanci bring his first love and a child who resembled them both to her bedside. "Dad, mom, when will this person die?" the child asked, holding Xiao Yanci's hand. Xiao Yanci responded, "Soon, just wait a bit longer." That was the moment she realized: she had wasted her entire life on the wrong man. Returning to the age of fifteen, Su Yaoguang pointed at the bloody young boy: "I want him." In her past life, no matter what she gave Xiao Yanci, she only received a cold expression. This time, the young boy, like a wolf cub, dropped his guard; everything Sister gifted was the best. Sweet as milk. Devoted beyond reason. He melted her completely. Until one day, the young boy took a high position. Not wanting history to repeat itself, Su Yaoguang packed her things and slipped away at night, only to run into a man as noble and unattainable as a deity. "I've heard you call us siblings everywhere. Good sister, shouldn't we change what we call each other?"

"This is the first time—and the last." That's what Asher Keating told her, cold-faced and buttoning his shirt, after one night he never should have had. Leah Sinclair was no one. A broke college student buried in debt after her grandmother's surgery, selling her evenings at a high-end escort club just to survive. She wasn't supposed to end up in his bed. He wasn't supposed to come back. But he did. After the second time and the third, Leah cursed viciously in her heart: "Damn man! You really can't trust a word men say." Many years later, Asher looked at Leah sleeping beside him and sighed to himself: "Sure enough, you shouldn't be with the same woman more than three times, or you'll really be in for it." Was it possession... or affection? A choice that began as a transaction but became true love, with only the wish... to never forget their original intentions.

Gu Shengsheng transmigrates into a parallel world and wakes up as the long-lost “real daughter” of the Gu family—brought back solely to bring good fortune to the powerful Lu family through a ceremonial marriage. Just when she thinks she’s been dealt the worst possible hand, she unexpectedly binds to an [Appraisal System] and unlocks an attribute panel. From that moment on, her life turns legendary. Day One. At a livestreamed stone-gambling event, she casually picks out a top-grade jadeite that even seasoned experts overlooked—earning three hundred thousand in a single day. Day Two. Digging through scrap metal at a junk market, she uncovers a rusted teapot artifact. After restoring it, she sells it for three million. Day Three. At a flea market, she buys an old Nokia phone on a whim. The memory card contains footage of a crime. She helps solve the case and receives a ten million reward. Day Four. Dragged into the lawless borderlands, she appraises treasures and rakes in three hundred million. Along the way, she uses the System to rescue hundreds of trafficked victims—and wipes out the criminal syndicate behind it all. Day Five. She travels across foreign lands, retrieving stolen cultural relics and sending them back home. Day Six. She establishes her own private museum. — Just as her life reaches new heights, she’s asked during an interview: “As a successful woman, what do you think makes a good husband?” Gu Shengsheng replies calmly, “Rich, never comes home, and dies young. Just like my late husband.” At that exact moment, her “late” billionaire husband, Lu Shijing, walks in. Lu Shijing pulls out a health report. “Dear, my body is perfectly healthy—and my physical fitness is excellent.”