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I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

I Own a Funeral Home: Live Stream Following Other Streamers and Shock the Entire Internet!

Li Yidao transmigrated into a parallel world and became the owner of a funeral home. While browsing videos, he accidentally came across a seductive woman in yoga pants. Suddenly, a system prompt appeared in his mind. [Due to long-term fasting, the probability of sudden cardiac arrest and death is 99%!] Yang Lin quickly gave her a like and followed her and then advertised his funeral home. [No worries after death. Yidao will escort you all the way. We provide all-in-one services to ensure that your affairs are taken care of. Pre-booking can enjoy a 50% discount!] Netizens laughed and praised him for being good at doing business, but they didn't expect Li Yidao's prediction to come true. The next day, the seductive woman died of sudden cardiac arrest. People were all dumbfounded. After a few more such incidents, Li Yidao became famous on the Internet. Netizens begged him to spare their lives. One day, Li Yidao entered Zhou Shuyi's live room. While she was happily demonstrating how to swallow a goose egg, a notification appeared. "Li Yidao's Funeral Home just followed you!" Zhou Shuyi exclaimed, "Hey, dude, your ID is interesting!" "Shuyi, run! Li Yidao is coming!" "You are going to be killed by Li Yidao, Shuyi... no one can escape once he follows you." "Oh no, big mouth, I'm gonna miss you..." "Rest in peace, Shuyi..." From then on, everyone was terrified of Li Yidao. Anyone who was followed by him quietly wrote their wills...
Urban
273 Chs
Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

Pay 99 Yuan: Arranging A Mysterious Funeral For You

Su Chen transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a funeral company. To his surprise, he awakened the God-tier Funeral System because of it. Regardless of whether a person wanted to leave behind a legendary tale in the world, or they wanted to create a mysterious and extraordinary history so that others would suspect that they were bigwigs, they could do so through Su Chen’s funeral company. [With only 99 Yuan, I will appear personally at your funeral with a black tuxedo. With a black umbrella in my hand, I will silently observe the entire funeral.] [With 10,000 Yuan, there will be 100 men in black at your funeral. A Maybach will drive through your funeral and an old man, dressed in a Chinese tunic suit, will bow and put flowers on your tombstone. He will then leave with a stern expression.] [With 100,000 Yuan, 3000 men in black will appear at your funeral with black umbrellas. It will be a gray and drizzly day. A military helicopter will circle the sky. Three old men dressed in black Chinese tunic suits, and two teary women, will pay their respects at your tombstone.] … [With 10 billion Yuan, your funeral will be broadcast to the public via Livestream. The heavens and the earth will shake while your coffin is carried to its final destination by nine dragons. The entire world will dim! All the world leaders will kneel and bow before your grave. Bizarre phenomena will appear in the sky while dark clouds will loom over the vast space. All the stars in the sky shall decorate your tombstone while the sun and the moon bid farewell to you.] [The company can fulfill all kinds of requests as long as you pay us enough.] [Place an order now and you will have a mysterious past immediately.]
Urban
40 Chs
Your funeral

Your funeral

Title: "Whispers Beyond: Your Funeral" **Synopsis:** In the quaint town of Willow Creek, where secrets linger like whispers in the wind, a funeral becomes the catalyst for unraveling mysteries buried deep within the community. The unexpected passing of the town's beloved librarian, Evelyn Grey, brings together an eclectic group of individuals, each harboring their own secrets and regrets. Emma, Evelyn's niece, returns home reluctantly, haunted by the guilt of a past disagreement that remained unresolved. As the funeral approaches, strange occurrences disrupt the town's tranquility. Cryptic notes appear, hinting at hidden truths and stirring long-buried resentments. Emma discovers a diary among her aunt's possessions, filled with coded messages that seem connected to the cryptic notes. Determined to uncover the truth behind her aunt's death and the mysteries shrouding Willow Creek, Emma enlists the help of Marcus, a reclusive writer with a keen eye for detail and a troubled past. Together, they navigate through the labyrinth of secrets woven into the fabric of the town. Their investigation unveils a web of deceit, betrayal, and hidden desires, intertwining the lives of the townspeople. Suspicion falls on unexpected figures, and Emma begins to question everyone, even those closest to her. As tensions rise and dark revelations surface, Emma realizes that unveiling the truth may come at a cost. Someone is desperate to keep the secrets buried and is willing to go to extreme lengths to ensure the truth remains hidden. In a race against time, Emma and Marcus must decipher the enigmatic messages, confront their own demons, and unearth the truth before Willow Creek succumbs to the shadows lurking beneath its picturesque surface. The secrets uncovered will forever change the lives of those involved, revealing the power of forgiveness and the weight of keeping silent truths. "Whispers Beyond: Your Funeral" is a gripping tale of mystery and drama, where the echoes of the past reverberate through the present, and the truth is a double-edged sword, capable of healing or destroying everything in its path.
Sci-fi
15 Chs
Funeral System
There were a few novels related to the funeral system, including " The Funeral System is at Your Service!" " Activating the God-level Funeral System, Creating a Mysterious Past "," The Strongest Funeral System in History "," Burial System "," God-level Funeral: Creating a Mysterious Past ", etc. These novels covered different topics and storylines, including elements such as transmigration, supernatural powers, and creating the past. However, since there was no specific evaluation or recommendation information, it was impossible to determine which novel was the most worthy of recommendation.
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2025-01-01 17:00
Funeral novels
The following are some recommendations for funeral-themed novels: 1. 'Funeral Ceremony View' was Song Deyin's work. It was a book that gave a comprehensive introduction to funeral customs. This book used detailed, reliable, lively, and interesting materials to explore funeral rituals, mourning, and burial. 2. " Tell Them I'm Going on a White Crane " was Li Ruijun's work. It described how two old craftsmen in the countryside faced the predicament of changing customs. 3. "Mournful Women's Heavenly Group" was a work from 2017. It was a creative fusion of youth and music elements with ancient funeral traditions. 4. " I'm Doing Funeral in the Apocalypse " was a novel that was similar to the theme of funerals. It told the story of the protagonist's funeral work in the apocalypse. It should be noted that the recommended works are inferred based on the relevant information in the search results provided. There may be other works.
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2025-01-01 18:29
Funeral invitation.
The female protagonist is a female military doctor from the special forces. She transmigrated and became an abandoned concubine. She resisted the pursuit of the royal family and the Jianghu with superb medical skills and poison techniques. The novel was full of exciting and fantastical adventures, and the plot was thrilling. I hope you like this fairy's recommendation. Muah ~😗
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2025-02-25 22:39
Funeral Elegy Model
Dear friends and relatives, Today, we are here to pay our respects to our deceased loved ones to express our deep grief and memories. Our loved ones who have passed away are the ones closest to us. Their departure brings us endless grief and pain. We are here to offer our deepest condolences and most sincere condolences to our deceased loved ones. Funeral eulogies are a way to express our thoughts and memories of the deceased. Here is a simple model funeral eulogy for your reference: [Name of the deceased] has passed away. Today, we are here to hold a funeral ceremony for our deceased relatives to commemorate their achievements. [Name of the deceased] is a person worthy of respect and memory. He/she has made many contributions to us in his/her life. We are deeply honored and grateful. We are here today to pay our respects to [deceased name], to remember his achievements, and to express our grief and condolences. [Host] I respectfully prepare a thin sacrifice and invite you to come. [Other relatives and friends] 20XX year XX month XX day
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2024-09-13 12:29
A Dog's Funeral
Here are some recommendations for novels that are similar to losing a dog: 1. "Forced obedient pet, being gently coaxed by the crazy big boss." Author: Feng Ting San Qian 2. Sister Wild King's Flipping Show: The Master Comes to Get the Blue. Author: Yunsong Orange Juice 3. " Dog Batian, why did she call you Mengmeng?" These novels might have some similarities with the dog's death.
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2025-01-08 14:47
Qianjiang funeral dojo
Although there was no complete detailed system and other information about the funeral dojo in Qianjiang, Chongqing, it was known from some materials that there were funeral dojo activities such as "Baosican" and related elements such as Qianjiang gongs and drums. Judging from the overall customs of local funerals, funeral activities may have related rituals such as dojos. This may be a part of the local funeral folk culture inheritance, which is aimed at expressing grief and other emotions for the deceased and following the local traditional funeral culture and customs. The novel "Taoist Qianshan" is equally wonderful. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-04-13 08:16
Funeral customs in Qianjiang
The funeral customs of Qianjiang River are unique. In some areas centered around Echi Town, there was a method of husband and wife being buried together in different graves, but it was necessary to first calculate whether the age of the two people was the same and whether the tomb was facing the same direction after death. Only the husband and wife who were compatible could be buried together. The popularity of funeral culture was related to the local geographical environment. The Apeng River divided the area into two sides. One side was high mountains and the other side was surging river water. The relatively closed environment made the local customs different. As one of the main ethnic groups in Qianjiang, Tujia people mainly targeted rural areas in terms of funeral ceremonies. If there were old people in the family, they would usually prepare coffins (longevity wood). After the old people died, they had to go through the stages of first death, funeral, funeral, burial, coffin wrapping, jumping funeral, carrying funeral, etc. The duration was as short as three to five days, and as long as half a month. Qianjiang also trained disabled people to play Tujia suona and sing Tujia filial piety songs and other cultural heritage activities related to funerals, which also reflected some of the characteristics of funeral culture. The novel "Taoist Qianshan" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-04-12 23:11
The story of the real funeral
I recommend a few novels to everyone. " The Lord of the Undead in Online Games " was a virtual online game novel written by a returning undead. The protagonist wore dead clothes and pondered the mysteries of death in front of the tomb. The follow-up " Night Biography " had been uploaded. " Death's Promise " was an urban supernatural novel written by Wen Ya. It was a story about the Death God and the protagonist's soul gambling agreement. " Life and Death Search " was a short story written by Vast Ocean Forgotten Lake. The male protagonist had a special ability to search for people. The novel was creative, but the protagonist had a contradictory personality. " Midnight Coffin opener " was a short story written by Tang Xiaohao 01. It was published as " Western Sichuan Secrets " and had many mysterious elements. " The Necromancer with Light Magic " was a virtual online game novel written by Drifting Past. The protagonist was lost in the game " Reality." They were all worth a look. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-03-25 09:43
The ghost story of a funeral
I recommend "Haunted House Night Talks." The author refuses to make false statements. This was a collection of horror short stories, also known as " A Bunch of Nonsense." Each story was not long and was composed of multiple independent stories. The overall writing style was not bad. There was a faint sense of sadness and horror. Even though they were limited by the medium and didn't have the visual impact of movies and games, most of the stories were very attractive. Although some stories had some small flaws, they could make sense of themselves. The one that left a deep impression was Invisible Man. Some of the stories were simple, but most of them were exciting. It wasn't like some supernatural novels where ghosts harmed people without any reason. The author here had arranged the motives of the ghosts. Moreover, it had already been completed. It was not tiring to read it because it was short. The longest story was only about a hundred chapters. Four stars, suitable for summer nights. However, if you read it alone at night, don't read it easily. It's really scary. The author was from Chengdu, and there was even standard Chengdu dialect in the book. It was very friendly. There were also Ghost Doctor: Ghost Gate Mystic Doctor, a mystery detective novel by Winter Snow Wanqing, Soul Warrior's Martial Soul is a Mecha, a light novel by Salty Fish 00, Spirit-Devouring Zombies Travel to the Other World, a fantasy novel about difficult little ghosts, and Seven Star Soul Summoning Banner, a mystery detective novel by Winter Snow Wanqing. They all had their own characteristics and could be read. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-01-19 06:00
The incantation of funeral in the countryside
"Here are some of the incantations for village funerals: 1. ** Nail Sealing Curse **(recited when nailing the coffin after burial): Holding a golden axe to seal the nails, the east, west, north, south, and north directions are bright, the green dragon and white tiger come to arch and shine, and the vermilion bird and black tortoise are fatal on both sides. 2. ** Earth Incantation **(to be recited after burial): The brush is extraordinary. It is the brush technique taught by Zhuge Liang. It is clear every day, records the earth, and points people to immortality. 3. ** To the Five Grains Incantation **(After sealing the coffin and scattering the grains on the grave, recite it): Please ask the Nine Heavens to give the five grains to the descendants, and the descendants will be blessed. 4. ** Coffin Entering Curse **(Before the coffin enters the grave, you need to take a rooster, light an incense stick, and draw a talisman to recite). 5. ** Grasping the Earth Curse **(After the coffin is buried in the grave, the descendants will read it when they grab the earth): The day and time are auspicious, and the world is open. I now seal the mountain and prosper. The sky is round and the earth is square. People can live in peace in the middle. If they compete, they will be buried on the hill when they die. If they die, they will rely on the earth wall to support them and bury the dead. The first seal is good, and the four directions are not afraid of the wind sweeping. The second seal is tight, and ants and rats will not invade. The third seal is stable, and spring will not be afraid of water. The novel "Battle of Yin and Yang" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it! "
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2026-01-21 21:41
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