listen you crustaceous cheapskate

A cheapskate friend of mine once went to a buffet. Instead of using the plates provided, he brought his own small Tupperware. He thought he could take more food home in it. When the waiter told him it wasn't allowed, he argued for a long time about how wasteful the buffet plates were.

There was a cheapskate in my apartment building. He tried to save on electricity by using some unlicensed and faulty wiring. Eventually, it caused a small fire in his apartment. It was a horror story not only for him but also for the whole building as it could have been much worse. He learned the hard way that being too cheap can be dangerous.

There was a man who was such a cheapskate that he tried to haggle with the street vendor for a single penny off the price of a hot dog. He argued for so long that the hot dog got cold, and in the end, he still bought it at the original price, just to not waste the time he had already spent arguing.

A common one is about cheapskates who buy expired food to save money. They end up getting sick which is a horror in itself. It shows that trying to save a few bucks on food can lead to much greater costs in terms of health.

On the way, he read and listened to all kinds of novels, including romance, fantasy, science fiction, history, fantasy, and so on. In addition, you can also listen to some audio books such as news, science, prose, etc. However, some people might prefer to listen to some light and funny jokes or crosstalk. This was also a good choice for reading on the road.

The characters included: supporting role-Ma Jing, Ma Ding's younger sister, supporting role-Wang Jing, Wang Nan's younger sister, supporting role-Ma Tiansheng, Human Resources Section Chief, supporting role-Niu Suzhen, oil field employee, supporting role-Zhang Ping, oil field employee, supporting role-Wang Qingshan, Finance Section Chief, supporting role-Liu Ke, nicknamed Big Liu, supporting role-Bai Fujun, Quan County freshman, male lead-Ma Ding, redemption of the sins of the previous life, male lead-Wang Nan, will the tragedy of the previous life repeat itself? Male supporting role-Lu Jun, nicknamed Hulu; male supporting role-Chen Peng, nicknamed Buss; male supporting role-Liu Jin, Big Brother in Society, Business Partner; male supporting role-Wang Jun, veteran tailor; male supporting role-Liu Xiangkui, Quan County Freshman; female supporting role-Gao Li, Martin's previous wife; female supporting role-Guan Yue, Wang Nan's previous girlfriend; female supporting role-Yang Xiaohui; future real estate tycoon, female supporting role-Ai Jiabao, founder of Guguo Electric. " You Must Listen to Me " Author: The Flying keyboard. It's a novel about urban life. It's about rebirth, the rise of grassroots, money making, and student elements. It's finished and can be enjoyed without worry. User recommendation: A strange and interesting life of misplacement. Wang Nan was reborn into a good gay friend, his aunt became his mother, and another self also existed. Don't you think it's strange? However, he didn't know where his gay friend had gone. Wang Nan, who had turned into Martin, began to appreciate it. I've lived two lives. Together with his other self, they would create new miracles in the past. Both his left and right hands were flesh, and his right hand was the ruler of his life. His current identity had great potential. Even if his soul was a piece of scrap wood, it could turn into jade. Strange perspective… I hope you will like this book.

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Listening to a novel is a way to turn reading a novel into an auditory experience, usually using headphones or speakers to play audio files so that listeners can enjoy the novel at home or anywhere else. There were many advantages to listening to novels, such as being able to focus more on the plot of the novel to avoid distraction and distraction. In addition, because listening to the novel does not require interaction with the screen or the book, the audience can explore the novel world more freely.

There were many types of web novels, including fantasy, urban, romance, martial arts, and so on. Some novels could be listened to, while others couldn't. The novels that couldn't be listened to were usually those with more intense and exciting plots or violent and bloody content that weren't suitable for the audience to read. The novels that could be listened to were usually some relatively relaxed and heartwarming novels such as romance, fantasy, and other types of novels. The advantage of listening to novels was that one could relax and enjoy reading.