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In a zany twist of fate, Hiroto wakes up not in the cozy comfort of his bed, but in the muddy shoes of a... goblin? Yep, you heard that right! The world of Valerion is nothing short of bonkers, and Hiroto's got a magical slate that’s more quirky than a smartphone. Teaming up with Luna, the moonlit mystery mage; Riku, a foodie cat-kin; and Elara, a warrior with a cache of secrets, Hiroto is on a mission. From heart-fluttering romance to hilarious goblin antics, to quests that are more slapstick than epic, Hiroto realizes that being a hero is no piece of cake... or is it a pie? And as ancient forces stir, will our goblin-turned-hero stand tall... or at least, taller than a goblin's height?

I didn't want to save the world. I just wanted a flush toilet. Taylor Oakhaven was a brilliant Civil Engineer in modern Tokyo—until she died and woke up in a fantasy world that smelled terrible. No plumbing. No soap. No concept of hygiene. Armed with a snarky System that loves to roast her ("Intelligence Check: Failed"), Taylor decides to rebuild this medieval dump into a modern industrial empire. She has the blueprints for steam engines, gunpowder, and heated floors. But there’s a problem. Her "Construction Crew" is a disaster: The Guard : A swordsman so directionally challenged he gets lost in a walk-in closet. The Chef : A combat-kicking cook who gets nosebleeds every time she looks at Taylor. The Sister : A beautiful, terrifying Yandere who wants to "collect" Taylor like a doll. The Maid : A masochist who thinks cleaning is a spiritual punishment. And if her own team wasn't bad enough, a new enemy has arrived. **Viscount Valerius**, a Biomancer obsessed with "True Beauty," has declared war on Taylor’s "ugly" concrete inventions. He doesn't want to kill her—he wants to turn her into a decorative topiary bush. Can Taylor build an industrial revolution before she gets turned into a shrub? Or will the System roast her to death first?

A young man dies in the modern era and is reincarnated in Colonial America. Using abilities and intelligence gained he does all he can to build a better brighter future for his country. Update schedule, Mondays, occasional Fridays(depends on how much homework I get) Wont be fully historically accurate in some regards. Please be forgiving proper records from that era are not easy to find. NOTICE: This Story is Being rewritten check author profile for new story

Goku is sent on a journey through different fictional verses via his alternate version. How is this journey gonna end?

this is not for the sensitive Susie's of the world okay this is a get real and it's about to get completely real and reel because right now I'm just shocked at the amount of stupid that surrounds me

What if goku was in highschool dxd. Were going to used manga goku will all of this abilities but he is around the age of a high schooler. Meaning Perfect Master Ultra instinct and all of goku's abilities. This happens before the rating match and the story will continue on before the rating match. No! Goku will not get a harem. Goku isn't the guy to have one.

After years of battle, peace has finally returned to the universe. Son Goku believes his greatest adventures are over, spending his days training and enjoying life with his family and friends. But everything changes when a mysterious boy named Kairo falls from a fractured timeline and delivers a terrifying warning: destiny itself is breaking. As ancient forces awaken beyond the reach of gods and forgotten timelines begin to collapse, Goku discovers that the universe he knows is only one of countless realities. With existence hanging by a thread, he must face enemies stronger than any he has encountered before and uncover secrets hidden since the dawn of creation. To save the future, Goku must go beyond his limits, beyond the gods, and beyond destiny itself. Will the Saiyan who always defied fate be able to protect reality, or is this the battle he was never meant to win?

“They said sticks and stones may break bones... but no one warned the heavens about roasts.” Yulong is just your average university student—quiet, sarcastic, friendless, and fiercely loyal to one thing: rice. His social circle? Non-existent. His only companion? ChatGPT, the AI that matches his humor, roasts like a demon, and somehow knows more about cultivation novels than the authors themselves. Then it happened— A blackout. A glitch. A glowing loading screen. And boom. Yulong wakes up in a world where swords fly, beasts roar, and your worth is measured in spirit stones and how stylishly you kill someone. But now, ChatGPT isn’t just a chat assistant. It’s an immortal-grade System, fully awakened—able to craft divine weapons, generate roast-based power boosts, and narrate Yulong’s life with dangerously sarcastic commentary. He has no clan. No golden finger (except ChatGPT). No plot armor. Only his roast blade and a system that rewards him for using it. What to Expect: - A roastmaster MC who flames his way through every obstacle - A system that’s more dangerous than any sword - Cultivation, chaos, comedy, and combat - A harem, eventually—but the waifus will earn their screentime - And of course… daily uploads guaranteed. (If there’s ever a delay, missed chapters will be uploaded later. I don’t drop, I stockpile.) This is When the Roasts Reach Immortality— Where every insult is a cultivation technique, and the road to the peak is paved in sarcasm.

Franklin nació del silencio que siguió a una masacre divina. Mientras los dioses del Panteón Solemne celebran su dominio desde las alturas, Franklin crece en las alcantarillas de Xurumani, llevando en su sangre el rastro de la misma corrupción que intentó borrarlo del mundo. No nació para ser un salvador, sino para convertirse en el parásito que devore al sistema desde dentro. Con una inteligencia fría y el poder de manipular el miasma que mató a sus padres, no usará espadas ni hechizos: usará el mercado, el miedo y la madera para construir un imperio que obligue a los dioses a bajar de su trono... y a pedir clemencia en el fango.

Bueno, vengo desde la plataforma de wattpad y ya, bueno, ahora empiezo, aquí no hay que goku se va al universo 6 u 11 o 3 o 2 nada de eso, si es traicionado tiene que ser traicionado, bien, ahí adentro la descripción. Nota: No hay romance aquí, historia inspirada de la nada. Espero que la disfruten. :D