After Graduating From the Seduction Seminar, The Client CEO Asked Me if I Had Hemorrhoids
To win over that incredibly difficult client, I fell for my best friend's crazy idea and signed up for a crash Seduction Seminar.
The instructor said, "The negotiation table is the battlefield outside the bedroom."
"When a man rejects you, you must project a contradictory sense of vulnerability and allure."
In the conference room, The Client CEO was about to reject my proposal.
I remembered the lesson from the seminar, took a deep breath, formed my body into an X-shape, and slumped limply into the leather chair.
Right after, I shot him a look.
The Client CEO pushed up his gold-rimmed glasses and was silent for a full minute.
"Manager Thorne, are you having a hemorrhoid flare-up?"
His assistant behind him couldn't hold it in and let out a snort of laughter.
I froze on the spot as I heard him say:
"The proposal is mediocre, but your professional dedication to working while ill has moved me. I'll sign it."