tyrion lannister slaps joffrey

I died and was reincarnated as Tyrion Lannister with super intelligence.Positive comments help me continue writing, leave yours.

“They wrote me off as a joke. Now they’re the punchline.” Once a joke at the elite Jade Serpent University, Ye Feng was betrayed, beaten, and cast aside like trash. But the world didn’t expect him to awaken the Sovereign Slap System—a tool that turns humiliation into strength and enemies into stepping stones. The weakling they laughed at is now the man everyone fears. Enemies rise, beauties gather, and reputations burn. In a world ruled by power, Ye Feng doesn’t ask for respect. He slaps it out of them.

In a land threatened in the cold hands of a cruel witch; Seraphina. Tyrion is the prophesied protector of three kingdoms, burdened by a secret he shares with only a trusted few. With his spiritual guardian's counsel to avoid distractions, his unwavering determination is put to the test when he crosses paths with Isolde, a charming dance entertainer from the second kingdom. As their worlds collide, they ventured through a tale of destiny, love, and perilous choices. Can Tyrion maintain his focus amidst this unplanned sinful distraction, or will his encounter with Isolde reshape the destiny of the kingdoms? Prepare for a gripping journey filled with plot twists that will leave you breathless in this book.

Reborn as Tyrion Lannister with Tamplate of Onoki(Tsuchikage) Hello guys in this story, Max who is a great fan of Game of thrones is gonna reincarnate as Tyrion Lannister, and he got the system, which will give him many gifts and rewards. when his system was activated he got a bonus reward for awakening the System. His first reward is that he got the Tamplate of Onoki the Tsuchikage. second reward is that he got a Training Dimension, in this training dimension he could change the environment of the dimension which would benefit him. Third reward is that he got the body of Hashirama Senju. ( his height did not increased, his dwarf body has become full of vaitality and strong as Hashirama Senju. ) Follow the story, where Tyrion Lannister shakes the world of Game of thrones.

Kim Soo-ho, a civil engineer who got dead from cholera infection in his second life, reincarnated into a prince in the Song of Ice and Fire novel, Joffrey Baratheon. However, Joffrey, the character, has a terrible reputation and now is up to Kim, also known as Lloyd Frontera, to fix that. One civil engineering project at time.

The reality of life is a hand that slaps the fuck out of your dreams. It may be hard but little by little, you are trying to accept the realities. A reality that will help you grow and leave the fairy tale or fantasies that you have always imagine. Some fantasies may possibly happen in real life however, I am talking about those fantasies that is clearly impossible due to some circumstances. A story of Benjamin Alia Calista that is spoiled. Doing whatever he wants, creates a drama, thinks that everyone likes him just because his parents are rich and he's handsome, thinks that bullying and having a slave will make him cool. Fight his mother for a woman he's in love with. And lastly, think that love always win and will make them alive. A person like Benjamin is fucked up because without his parents and big sister, he'll die. Charlotte Arizona Lewis, a beautiful young lady that also comes from a rich family and is the same age of Benjamin. A mature lady that captures the eyes of men and women because of her maturity and intelligence. Many parents wants her for their child. It does not matter whether it's a woman or man, they desperately wants her in their family. Lastly, she is a strong independent woman that already captures the reality of life. The story happen to Benjamin meets Charlotte in a marriage interview ordered by their parents. In a scenario that has a view of a great nature of the mountain and trees that has not been yet touch by the Government and Businessmen for a paper that became a value because of the greed- just kidding. Their parents ordered them to meet at a picnic instead of restaurants or companies to make themselves comfortable with each other. For security and other purposes, their parents set a camera device in a tree where they can see and hear them. After 30 minutes of being with each other, Benjamin got embarrassed and mad at Charlotte because of her telling him all the mistakes he did. Their parents got shook as well.

Reborn alongside her son, Chen Xiaobao, Chen Momo learns from the mistakes of her past life and starts a frantic hoarding spree. To survive, the mother-and-son duo each put their skills to use in the apocalypse. The lively little Chen Xiaobao quickly wins everyone's heart, and Chen Momo finds love of her own in the apocalypse too...

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

How did Quinn find himself in this situation? Quinn had thought that everything had been terrible and awful before now, but after his doctor visit, things had only taken a turn for the worst. What he had thought was a simple, maybe aggressive cold, had turned out to be so much worse. Quinn had lived his whole life as a beta. He thought he was going to live, grow a family, and die a beta. He had no idea what had changed. Was it his heartbreak? The fact that he had longed to be loved properly by his best friend who was an alpha? He hoped that wasn’t the case, because this was the worst possible outcome that could happen. He would not, could not, baby trap anyone. Especially when he didn’t even know who the father of the child in his stomach was to begin with. One night of out of character fun had ruined his life, forever. How was he going to hide this? Could he even hide this? What happened when his friends started asking questions? What happened when he started showing? Was he going to have to quit his job? He hadn’t even gotten over his crush on his best friend, and now he was pregnant?! Everything was truly falling apart.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?