poopy the performer

What am I? I'm a good guy, a bad guy, a normal guy, a weird guy. But still... What am I?

Five years into the marriage, my wife suddenly died of asthma, leaving me and my son desolate. My friends lamented that I became a widower at such a young age, and my parents urged me to find someone else to marry with my son. However, I firmly disagreed and insisted on mourning for my wife. But on the third anniversary of my wife's death, I accidentally overheard my father-in-law angrily questioning my sister-in-law: “Clearly, it was your sister who had asthma, and it was your sister who died. Yet, you pretended to be dead, deceiving your husband and son just to take care of your brother-in-law. Was it worth it?” “For three years, Xiao Lin mourned for you, raising Lele on his own. You gave your niece a home, but have you ever thought that from the day you faked your death, Lele lost her mother as well?” At that moment, my blood ran cold, and I finally understood that it wasn't my wife Ding Wanjun who died three years ago, but her twin sister Ding Wanning. And my three years of mourning were nothing but a joke. That night, I dialed my family's phone: “Dad, Mom, I agree to remarry!"

Tito Gustov is a shy, introverted 13-year-old boy from Luleå, Sweden, with an impossible dream—to become one of the greatest footballers in the world like his idols Cristiano Ronaldo and Messi. But dreams aren’t enough. Despite practicing alone every evening, Tito’s anxiety and lack of confidence hold him back from performing on the real stage. When fate gives him a sudden chance to substitute in his school’s big match, Tito sees it as his breakthrough. But the reality is harsh—he flops spectacularly. Mocked by teammates, berated by his coach, and laughed at by the crowd, Tito runs home in tears, locking himself away in shame and self-blame. On that darkest night, as despair clouds his heart, he prays—not to win, but to understand how to keep going. And something answers. A glowing blue screen appears: The Performer System—a mysterious interface that promises to help him become the greatest performer the world has ever seen. With tools, gifts, and challenges designed to shape raw passion into greatness, Tito begins his second chance. But stardom comes at a price. Can a boy who failed in front of the world rise again when given the means to become more than human?

you are poop. you love poop. poop loves you. be poop.

Disfigured head protagonist deals with normal experiences in their normal life.

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short horror stories

A girl, born into a city with no name, lives after two historical Vampire Wars. Vampires control Asia, Europe, and most of the African Continent. This city is special, since no outsiders (vampires or humans alike) know who runs this city, other than by name the Elders. She is a vampire, who has been trained as an assassin and made into more, but her world is turned upside down when a rebel coven plans to overthrow the Elders. With the girl being monitored by both the Elders and the rebellion, who can she trust and what can she do?

Poopoo Peepee Man > Peepee Poopoo Man > Shitshit Pisspiss Man. Trust me on this one. You've never seen a romance story like this one. Or maybe you have? I'm back baby! I may have taken a 4 month hiatus, but I'm back after some encouragement!

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"