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The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

The Villainess Now Has the Whole Galaxy on Their Knees

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"
Sci-fi
150 Chs
Are there any funny stories that are not about sexy farts?
Sure! There is a story about a clumsy squirrel trying to steal nuts from a bird feeder. It kept slipping on the pole and finally gave up, which was really hilarious.
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2024-11-13 14:38
What can be a funny girl farts story?
Imagine a girl named Ava who was at a family dinner. It was a formal occasion. She was trying to be all proper but she had a bit of a stomach issue. She accidentally let out a series of short farts that sounded like a little tune. Her family members were trying hard not to laugh, and she just hid her face in her hands, which made it even funnier.
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2024-11-20 08:26
What could be a funny teacher farts story?
Imagine a teacher in a yoga class for students. As he was demonstrating a pose, he farted. The students started giggling. He then joked that it was his body's way of releasing extra energy. He even incorporated it into the lesson by talking about how the body expels gas during certain movements, turning an embarrassing moment into an educational one.
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2024-12-02 15:01
Are there any funny teacher farts stories you know?
Well, there was a physical education teacher. During a lecture about sportsmanship, he let out a long, drawn - out fart. He immediately said 'That was my body's way of showing how much air we use when we run'. His quick - witted response made the students laugh and also helped them remember the point about physical exertion and breathing. It was a really funny and memorable moment for the whole class.
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2024-11-30 15:43
Are there any funny 'My Little Pony Farts' stories for kids?
Sure. For example, a pony might have thought that a strange - smelling flower was a normal one and ate it. Then it had farts that smelled like that flower, which made all the other ponies curious about what that new smell was. They all went around trying to find the source until they realized it was the pony's farts.
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2024-11-20 02:14
Tell me a funny story about a girl who holds in farts.
Once there was a girl in a very quiet library. She suddenly felt the urge to fart. But she was too shy to let it out. So she held it in. As she held it, her face turned red and she started to fidget. Then, when she finally got up to leave, she let out a little squeak by accident, which made everyone around look at her in confusion. It was really a funny situation.
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2024-11-26 02:58
Tell me a funny story from Modern Family related to farts.
Well, in Modern Family, there was an episode where Phil tried to hold in a fart during an important family gathering. He made all these really strange faces and contortions while trying not to let it out. It was hilarious because his family members started to notice his odd behavior but had no idea what was really going on.
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2024-12-01 14:20
Is it healthy for a girl to hold in farts?
Definitely not healthy. Gas is produced during the breakdown of food in the digestive system. Holding it in can put pressure on the internal organs. Over time, it could potentially lead to more serious digestive issues. Moreover, it's just not natural to constantly hold in something that the body is trying to expel for the sake of good digestive function.
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2024-10-28 15:37
Tell a teacher farts story.
Once, in a very quiet classroom during a test, the teacher was walking around to monitor. All of a sudden, there was a small fart sound. The teacher quickly looked around as if it was one of the students. But then, another small one came, and it was clear it was from the teacher. The students tried to hold in their laughter.
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2024-12-02 00:16
Can farts spread novel coronavirus?
No, farts cannot spread the novel coronavirus. There's no scientific evidence to support such a claim.
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2024-10-02 05:26
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