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The Bullsh*t System, a system unlike normal systems, created purely to relieve the boredom of 12 divinities. 346 hosts have already died while striving to complete its quests, all in a futile attempt to reach a higher level of existence. It was now the turn of Shu Himo, the 347th host. Will he be able to survive its quests? Will he reach a higher level of existence? Or will he die, exactly like his 346 predecessors? Shu Himo: "Obviously I will be able to!" System: [Able to do what?] Shu Himo: "Become the strongest, obviously!" System: [Funny.] ---- This novel is being rewritten in another site, feel free to read it from there with this link: <https://moonquill.com/book/101>

"I, an Immortal Cultivator in this world of superheroes, alone understand the Dao." Elius Northrim had a peaceful life, thinking that people with superhuman powers were normal—until he blacked out and awakened with tragic memories of his past life. Along with those memories was a realization that in his eighteen years, he was living in a brutal superhero universe, and his ruthless alien father—whom he had never met and a SUPERMAN equivalent of this world—was coming for his life because one of his brothers, the main character of the comic awakened his Solarion bloodline. Surviving while being mistaken for an awakened Solarion offspring of his father too, Elius must keep the truth hidden—he’s not one of them, but an immortal cultivator. If his father discovers the deception, both he and his mother will die. But the worst part is that he has become his father's favorite among all his offspring. To avoid being constantly under his father's watch, Elius enrolls in a superhero academy, blending in while secretly growing stronger. However, with rival students, watchful instructors, and his father’s looming presence, one mistake could mean death. Now, he must master his powers, play his role, and survive—before his secret is exposed as a lone immortal cultivator in this world of Superheroes.

[Warning: Mature content/R18] Jack Morris lived for desire. As a notorious stripper in an exclusive women-only nightclub, he indulged in secret affairs and forbidden pleasures — especially with married women. But his thrill-seeking life ended the moment he got caught with the wrong wife. ‎ ‎Death wasn’t the end. ‎ ‎Reborn as Druski Hart, Jack awakens with a mysterious system known as S.E.X ONLINE — a twisted program that feeds on lust and rewards him with real money, influence, and intoxicating power for every sinful act he commits. ‎ ‎------------------------ ‎[Welcome to S.E.X ONLINE, host] ‎ ‎[Name: Druski Hart] ‎ ‎[Age: 24] ‎ ‎[Level: 0] ‎ ‎[Body count: 0] ‎ ‎[scenes: 0] ‎ ‎[Rank: 0] ‎------------------------- ‎What begins as a dream turns into an obsession. With every woman conquered, every porn scene shot, and every desire fulfilled, Druski climbs higher — turning sex into wealth and wealth into dominance. ‎ ‎Druski must build his own Adult Empire — one seduction at a time — before the cost of his desires consumes him completely. ‎ ‎----------------------------- ‎Additional tags ‎ ‎✓Smut/R18 ‎✓Harem ‎✓Game elements|Stats|Quests ‎✓Smart MC ‎------------------------- ‎(Release schedule) ‎ 2 chapters per day https://discord.gg/Q5yNMy3HQ

All four stories Kris T. Bethke’s best-selling contemporary series combined into one box set for the first time! Contains the stories:<br><br><strong>Something Like Hope:</strong> Actor Aaron Zeller finally gets his big break. But when another lead actor, Lucas Logan, doesn’t seem happy, Aaron is confused. Feelings bloom but can they find their way to happily ever after?<br><br><strong> Something Like Trust:</strong> Jared’s skills are honed sharp, and that extends to making sure a lover has what he needs. Brandon Culpepper is one of a kind, and fits with Jared perfectly. But their lives seem to want to keep them apart. Can they learn to trust each other?<br><br><strong> Something Like Peace:</strong> Dan Jacobs has finally embraced his sexuality. Fooling around with his show’s sometime director Vincent Stevens probably isn’t the best idea. But together they found something that works. Can they recognize the peace it brings them?<br><br><strong> Something Like Want:</strong> Alex Lockhart is a shining star, but when one night of passion turns into the biggest betrayal, Alex doesn’t know how he can recover. Spencer Johns was everything he wanted, and now he’s Alex’s worst enemy. But that doesn’t stop Alex from wanting Spencer. And Spencer wants him back. Can want be enough?

Title: Apocalypse: I Bite Fossils for Overpowered Skills! Tags: Plot-Driven, Mild Horror, Moral Decay When the end came, humanity gained abilities based on their last meal. Eat pork? Get a boar's tough skin. Eat donkey? Gain incredible endurance. But Chen Xiao, blessed with a second chance, has a insane plan—to awaken the power of prehistoric creatures by biting their fossils!

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Thomas suffered from a problem his entire life; he couldn't feel anything at all! No pain, no love, no emotions at all. He was going to die without feeling any pain, but fate had other plans for him. He'll meet an old lady, one who'll turn his life upside down. She'll send him to a world where superpowers and superheroes exist. As a comic fan, he starts to live his dream. But will things there be like how he read in comics? One man, holding a magical bonsai tree, armed with an artefact, will rule both the dream and real world. Other superheroes will suffer and struggle to raise their powers, but not Thomas. He will find a path for his superpower to evolve, grow beyond anyone could expect, and start a journey to make things right in the new world. He won't get stopped by superheroes or villains and will create his own path that won't follow any of this world's weird rules. Only one man will be a hurdle, one man with something Thomas will always miss in his new world and life. Join Thomas in his journey and watch the legend of a new superhero be born! ---------------------------------------------------- It's written in UK English. The cover is mine. If you have any comments or suggestions, make sure to tell me in the comments, and I'll take all into consideration.

I'm Kenny Clark, German Descent. This is Miami, city of paradise, the City of Sin. Socialites packed in, drug lords running loose. This is the world of money and power, the realm of guns and death. This is the playground for opportunities and adventurers, the abyss of despair and helplessness. I'm just a kid from the chaotic slums. Until one day, fate underwent a dramatic change. My VR game turned into reality! My life has become one game instance after another! I can get everything! Passing the game instance, my physical fitness improves and I can gain countless abilities. Lock picking, piano, hand-to-hand combat, shooting... Until I'm standing at the top of the human pyramid. Wealth, power, women, they'll all become my prey.

The man drew closer, fingers locked her throat, "Woman, you tried your best to marry me at the beginning, didn't you just want to be today?" She sneered, "Do you think I am as shallow as them?"