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So You're Such A Doctor Song

So You're Such A Doctor Song

Changqing has always felt that she's incomparable to Guan Ying in every aspect. Even though she is pretty and has a good family background, this world is nothing more than a world where Princes are more attracted to Cinderellas. Her first love that she dearly remembers in her heart for years eventually becomes Guan Ying’s current boyfriend and her fiancé is Guan Ying’s ex. He has yet to forget Guan Ying. A business marriage brings Changqing and Song Chuyi together despite the absence of love. In public, he is her friend’s ex and in private he is her husband who cannot be publicly–known. At the hospital, her good friend enjoys her husband’s embrace while she can only act as though he's a stranger. At a gala dinner, her good friend hooks her arm around her first love’s arm shyly and she can only smile and give them her blessings. … In this marriage, Changqing thinks that all is well other than the fact that Song Chuyi doesn’t love her. First, her husband is a doctor and he can treat all her illnesses while saving up on medical expenses. Second, doctors love cleanliness and her husband would always ensure the cleanliness of the house. Third, at the end of every month, her thin wallet would grow thick with cash that her husband stuffs in secretly. Fourth, as a person who doesn’t like to exercise, she always get dragged around by her husband day and night to do some pleasurable exercise that is beneficial for the body and mind. Fifth, she would never have to worry that she would be out of money. There are always so many uncountable advantages that Changqing enjoys. … After the marriage, on a certain night, Changqing looks at Dr. Song gloomily. "Hubby, why are you so nice to me when you don’t even love me?" Dr. Song continues reading his medical books and ignores her. It's sometimes quite a headache when your wife is too stupid and daft. Until one day, Changqing realises that there's really no free lunch in this world…
Urban
498 Chs
Song of the Gardener of Souls [BL]

Song of the Gardener of Souls [BL]

Rowan sees beauty in death. The Order he has sworn to obey only sees defilement. As the reviled Caretaker of the Order, Rowan has accepted his role as a dutiful outcast because he believes it is the only way to prove his worth to the man who holds his sisters’ souls as collateral. With his magic and his voice, Rowan can absorb death and transform it, but only in ways the Order deems acceptable to maintain the stability of the reality it claims to protect Order must subdue Disorder. Reality must triumph over illusion. He is tainted and always will be. Rowan has never questioned those lessons, but that changes the night he harvests a crimson soul that is more than human and chooses to keep it a secret. When Rowan’s song transforms that soul into a beautiful and mysterious man he names Wren, he is forced to accept that sometimes duty is a lie and illusion is the only thing you can trust. As the fabric of the Order begins to unwind and a new kind of Disorder takes hold, Rowan will need to choose again, stand with the Order that held him down, or forge a new path with Wren at his side. He may be the only one who can restore balance to the worlds, but only if he can find balance within himself first. ************************************* Updates 3-4 times per week. Note: This story focuses on relationships. I promise an epic romance, lots of swoon-worthy moments, and a healthy amount of fluff. When it does get steamy…you might get burned. Fair warning for explicit content. I don’t shy away from my spice. There are lots of side characters and couples to fall in love with, in addition to the main couple. If you love the idea of found family, you will be happy. This book is set in a non-heteronormative world, so you will see various gender identities/expressions and types of love. ************************************* Excerpt (if you want the full steamy version, you will have to read the book!): Still reeling from the new magic that coursed under his skin and unsure of how to react to the desire that threatened to take control of him, Rowan froze. Wren's hot breath against his mouth sent a jolt of pleasure through his body, and he choked back a groan. A different kind of panic flared in Rowan's chest, burning him as if he were the one on fire. This was what he wanted, what he'd thought about every night since Wren left. But wanting more was one thing. Acting on it was another. He'd spent so much of his life hiding, he didn't know how to do anything else. One corner of Wren's mouth twitched as Rowan pulled away. When he attempted to free himself from Wren's grasp, Wren just hauled him closer. Rowan liked that he didn't have to think about what to do next. His bare chest thudded against Wren's torso, and the heat from Wren's body merged with Rowan's skin, melting him from the inside out. "What did you just do to me?" Wren's deep voice vibrated against Rowan's chest. "The Disorder of your illusion was holding you captive. I…I absorbed it." "Oh? Where did you learn to do that? Have I been gone that long?" Wren's grip loosened slightly on Rowan's wrists as if he was satisfied now that Rowan was practically sitting on top him. Rowan stared at Wren's lips. He opened his mouth to protest, but immediately closed it again. "I know you aren't going to say that I shouldn't touch you." Wren's free hand splayed over the small of Rowan's back. "Not when you started it." Rowan's breath hitched. "No. I'm not going to say that anymore. Not to you." "I thought you were afraid to be touched." Wren's fingers traced a circle over the curve of Rowan's spine as if testing for a reaction. "I know that I'm not afraid of you." Rowan waited for the panic to set in, but all he felt was desire. "With you, I want…" "You want what?" "I want more." Triumph flared in Wren's gaze before he narrowed his eyes. "Really? Then why are you still trying to get away from me?"
LGBT+
403 Chs
A weird and funny song
He recommended a few novels. " Top-notch Smart Creation: Starting from the Restoration of College Entrance Examinations." It was an urban life novel written by a fish that raised a small fish. It was about the electronics industry. It was not a cool novel. Its original name was 'Peers of the Era'. Cultivation Begins from Awakening the Immortal Life, a Xianxia novel written by Yi Yan and Wan Gan. The male protagonist, Li Qian, was 16 years old. He could see the characters of the Life Providence clearly when he crossed the cultivation world. He could also control his behavior to guide the formation of the Life Providence. After entering the sect, he awakened his immortal life and opened the path of stacking buffs to cultivate immortality. There were also characters such as Lu Bailu. " Time Travel 1906, Person in the United States Pharmaceutical Tycoon ", an urban novel written by Little Bragging Wang. The male protagonist, Zhao Lang, was 26 years old and a Capricorn. He traveled to the United States in 1906 and used modern items to exchange for various things. He became a pharmaceutical tycoon and other identities. " Spirit Ascending " was Immortal Black Pepper's fantasy novel. The male protagonist, Ye Hanjun, was 20 years old. This was a pet novel. There were all kinds of spirits and authority settings in the world. The author's writing style was experienced, and the settings were novel. " Starting from the Fisherman ", a fantasy novel written by imitating Water Spinach. The male protagonist, Cao Ze, was 18 years old. He transmigrated to become a fisherman and started a different life after marrying a wife.
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2026-02-26 06:22
A very brainwashing and funny song
There were some funny and brainwashing songs that could be recommended. For example," If One Day I Become Rich " and " I Feel Like a Superstar " were two of the funniest songs. In addition, songs such as " The Pigs Laugh,"" The Village Surrounds the City,"" Old Zhang Is Laid Off,"" Old Zhang Is Rich," and " The Monologue of Prisoner Old Zhang " were also considered funny and brainwashing songs. In addition," Happy Poor,"" Little Apple,"" Chick Beep Beep,"" Chick Chick,"" Hu Lu Hu Lu Piao Er " and other songs were also listed as brainwashing and funny songs. These songs were very popular on the Internet and could make people happy.
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2024-12-29 01:27
Humorous, funny, TikTok song recommendation
The following are some humorous TikTok song recommendations: - "Buttercup" by Jack Stauber. The melody and rhythm had a unique sense of humor. - "Because You're Too Beautiful"-SWIN-S. Some of the elements in the song were used by the majority of netizens for creative use, and it was filled with a funny atmosphere. - "I'm Afraid of Ghosts" by Duan Xinghua. The lyrics and style of the song were rather unique and interesting. - "You Can't Beat Me, Right?"-Superhuman. The title and overall style of the song were humorous. - "Love River (DJ Version)" by Jiang Xueer. The DJ version was often used as the background music for funny videos on TikTok. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-11 08:13
The singer adapted the song, the funny lyrics
The following are some examples of funny lyrics adapted by singers: - The language teacher turned around and saw that there was only Yellow Crane Tower. The math teacher turned his head. The symmetrical axis of the quadric function. The English teacher turned around and said,"Sorry, add three grams of oil." The chemistry teacher turned around and saw carbon dioxide turning into gasoline. When the physics teacher turned around, he saw that Archmedes was about to jump off the building. The biology teacher turned around and saw the test-tube baby swimming in the water. When the art teacher turned around, Mona Lisa was also very flirtatious. The music teacher turned around and shook his head while beating the beat. When the PE teacher turned around, Jordan switched to playing table tennis. The history teacher turned around and saw Qin Shihuang. When the politics teacher turned around, all the students were sleepwalking. The geography teacher turned around and saw a mudslide in front of the school gate. When all the teachers turned around, all the students were not free. - He adapted Twinkle Twin - Change the song to "The river flows eastward, how much worry can you have at work?" - "Too Lazy (Student Version)": The original song was Ren Xianqi's "Heart Is Too Soft." The lyrics were adapted to "My heart is always too lazy, too lazy. I only know how to play from night till dawn. I waste my time without pain. I know I'm not in a hurry at all. My heart is always too lazy, too lazy. I spend all my time playing. It's always easy to say, but it's too difficult to do. If you should study, don't be lazy. I don't want to sleep late at night, and you're still memorizing English. Are you tired of studying like this? You know you won't stay in the United States." He just wanted to improve his results a little, but unfortunately, he couldn't get full marks. The heavens wouldn't feel sorry for him if he sacrificed too much." - Chemistry Is Not Easy: The original song was Zhang Xueyou's 'I'll Have You Along the Way'. The lyrics were adapted to read,"Do you know that chemistry isn't easy? It takes too much effort to learn chemistry. Is it God's will? I was told to study chemistry, but I couldn't continue for even a moment. Perhaps it was destined in my reincarnation that I had to study chemistry with great effort. The moment I wanted to escape was right before the entrance exam, so I had no choice but to continue. Chemistry isn't easy. There are too many things to remember, but I can't remember them clearly no matter how hard I try. Chemistry isn't easy, and the questions are too difficult to solve. Perhaps I'm destined to calculate until dawn." - "Climbing to the Future": The original song was "Entering a New Era", and the lyrics were adapted to "I want to confess to you. My mood is impatient. I always want to tell you how much I love you." Hardworking and generous net worms, always climb up on time every day, ah! Every day, we would come online on time. We chatted until the East was Red. Unknowingly, another night passed. We told touching stories and posted them on the forums. The conscientious mottled bamboos led us to argue and climb into the future without regret." - There was also something like,"I borrowed it from you three years ago. Don't worry, I'll definitely return it to you." Don't worry now. I'll pay you interest later. Recently, I want to start a business. If I do it well, I can make a huge profit. As long as you believe in your brother, your brother will take you to the sky one day. You'll be the second-in-command in the future. I'll buy that building for you and give you a Maserati. I'll buy you another piece of land on Mars. By then, you'll be the richest man in Guangxi. When we fell down on the street, there would be people to help us up. Every day, we would wear new clothes when we went out. The lobsters and hairy crabs made you want to vomit. Everyone who knew you would think of you. All you need to do now is to invest in the company and lend me some money. I guarantee that you will live a very comfortable life in the future. Happy, you're bragging to me about buying me a piece of land on Mars. I've invested 100 million, but it's like I've thrown it into a river. Bo Tong seems to have farted. Don't worry, my good brother. Let me slowly analyze it for you. This time, it's to install an elevator for the moon. The preliminary work is ready. You just need to add another 200 million. He introduced Chang'e to you as husband and wife, but he was obviously a shameless person, yet he said that he was very awesome. When he borrowed money, he lowered his voice and became an emperor after borrowing money. They talked about buying land on Mars, about Jack Ma being a little brother, and about Chang'e being a couple. Your mouth is full of secrets. You emptied my family and wanted to give you my underwear. I don't think you know how to earn RMB. You have to be patient when it comes to investing. Those who had invested in the livestream all remembered that it took courage to turn a bicycle into a motorcycle. Haste makes waste. Eating hot tofu in a hurry will burn your mouth. This bow will tighten your belt from now on. Her parents owed her a lifetime of debt, and this young girl became a wife. Leaving home for love, for love, this bow of mutual tolerance was the most awesome. Harmony between the old and the young brings wealth. This bow to show filial piety to parents cannot wait. Work together to give birth to three children. I'm proud to be single. I'm not afraid of being cuckolded. Being single was good. Being single was wonderful. He only cared about eating his fill. I'm single, I'm proud, I'm single, I'm free, I don't have to pay the public rations. I went to sleep after laughing at the sky. Don't laugh, single dog. Hurry up and find a partner. When he was old and lying on the hospital bed, it was too late for regrets. The young man is quite handsome. I'm very satisfied. If you don't mind, we'll go register. I have a younger brother at home. He was very careless and careless. He used my identity card to register and caused me to divorce before I got married. Handsome, it's okay. I have my own problems too. This year, I have no idea how to cut vegetables. I cut my belly. The wound is ten centimeters. I wish you two a model husband and wife. If you're beautiful, you're even more awesome than me. I've been married before, but I'm not as high-level as you. The two little melonrins really know how to brag. Even if I, Sister Ruhua, reincarnate, I won't bow down to them. My Sister Shiliu is so beautiful that she entrusted me to find a partner for her. Looking at her beautiful face made my heart flutter. My family is willing to pay for the dowry. I've prepared 100,000 taels of gold. His father is still the chairman, and you'll take up your post after he retires. I was young and didn't know the fragrance of a soft rice. I mistakenly planted my youth into the seedlings. I'll tell you his conditions face to face. She used to be a man, and I had a girl in my heart. Therefore, he went to Thailand. Now, my head is buzzing. I really want to shout,'My mother, my mother, I'm still a virgin girl. My mother, my mother, marry me and let me be the mother of your child.' He promised to give me a building before marriage, but after marriage, he made me live in a thatched shed. Before we got married, she said that she would eat big chicken every day and let me drink the northwest wind after we got married. At that time, chasing you was out of control, and the excitement finally became impulsive. The basic routine was to lie and coax, not to mention that there was no need to sign a contract. I'm from the 70s. I'm not as good as a dog. I've been working for decades, but I still have nothing. I'm from the 1980s and I'm already 39 this year. I don't even have a car or a house. I'm running around for a living. I'm from the 90s. I was in time to control the population. There were more men than women, and I didn't have a girlfriend. I'm still single. "I'm an expert from the 00s. I'm born in this good year, so I don't have to worry about eating, drinking, and having fun." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-10 14:57
Song in the Cloud, novel, sweet, funny, recommended
Here are some recommendations for sweet and funny novels similar to Song in the Cloud: 1. "Great Virtue Cloud": It tells the story of thunder in the clouds, the fireworks in the world are not as good as you; The willows in the mountains are green, and the love story is long-lasting. 2. " Taming a Wolf as a Concubine ": With a classical background, the protagonist was a strong woman like Cloud Song. It told the story of her love story with the Wolf King, which transcended the race. 3. " The Phoenix Perches in the Space ": The protagonist was also a woman who had traveled back in time. She wandered around the male protagonist, Cao Cao. The plot of fighting wits and courage was similar to that of Song in the Cloud. These novels all have sweet and funny elements. I hope you will like these recommendations.
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2025-01-07 10:11
Song adaptation, funny sentence, short copy
The following are some of the funny sentences adapted from the songs: - " The river bends and flows eastward. I don't have a girlfriend yet." - "Life isn't just about the current situation. There's also the invitation from the ex." - "I was born with talent, so I'll be the pillar." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-11 03:01
Funny song, full moon night, lyrics
The lyrics of "A Full Moon Night in Flowers" were as follows: The spring breeze gently blew into my heart. My heart was pounding as I missed you, and I couldn't sleep. Have you ever understood the meaning of falling flowers, but you can only look at the bright moon outside the window? The bright moon hung high in the sky, just like your curved eyebrows. The heart that missed you only moved forward and never retreated. I say, do you know that the merciless stream carries you to the palace in the sky? On this night of the full moon, two people loved each other, and the lovers were in pairs. I say, who else in this world can dance with you? When will the bright moon rise? I ask the blue sky with wine, but I don't know the palace in the sky. What year and what month was it today? On this night of the full moon, two lovers were in love and were in pairs. To be able to dance with you, to be able to fly with you. (Although this is an emotional song, phrases like "My heart is beating so hard thinking of you" can also be funny if interpreted in a humorous way, depending on how it is performed.) <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-07 16:40
The lyrics adapted from a funny drinking song
Here are some lyrics adapted from some funny drinking songs: - "Shandong People's Drinking Song":"Don't brag when you drink in the future. You don't even know how much you can drink. Hadow was sweating and his head was about to sink under the table. Before you drank, you were from Shandong. Even Grandpa King Yan was afraid of you when he saw you. Even Grandpa Tian gave you face. Before drinking, they spoke little. After drinking, their mouths drooped. At first, they were a little unfamiliar with each other, but in the end, they became your godbrothers. Haduo only knows how to brag. He said that you make 100 million a year, drive a Lamborghini, Ferrari, and a broken Xiali." - 'I'll Not Be Drunk Next Time':" Last night, I drank and got drunk again. I missed my parents. My loved ones will have flowers blooming and wealth every year. My friend drank at least three glasses of white wine. After drinking the white wine, he drank beer and started blowing at the bottle. After drinking it, he vomited a lot." - " Drunken Song ":" Come to the party in high spirits, always have a cigarette in your mouth, only drink but not eat, raise a glass of wine for half a day. After drinking, I went out to the south. I sang and howled in the bar for half a night. I was drunk until I went crazy. He lay down on the sofa to sober up. The next morning, she woke up and helped her brother upstairs. Unfortunately, she lost the key in her pocket and curled up on her brother's sofa for half the night. In the morning, he woke up and found that his glasses had fallen out of the dustbin. He was confused and looked for the reason. Why did he stay at his brother's house last night? Brother, what are you feeding me? He only stopped when he lost his memory, but he shook his head helplessly. He laughed and sighed again!" <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-08 03:10
What is it that transforms the song into a particularly funny word?
If he wanted to turn the song into a particularly funny vocabulary, he could use creative methods such as homophonic memes and associations. For example, for some words in the lyrics, they could be associated with the meaning of humor based on their pronunciation. For example, they would associate "mud" with "mud mother". They could also make humorous descriptions of the scenes in the song. For example, the lyrics about the canteen in " East Wind Breaks "," Running all the way to the window to get food, only to find that all the good dishes have been snatched away ", were transformed into a combination of words with a funny sense of image, such as " Hungry wolves pounce on food and rush to the food, but the good dishes have long disappeared ";;. The lyrics of " Bo Si Cat "," Eyes narrowed into a line, movement is inconvenient ", were transformed into " Cat's eyes are like slits, walking like a stupid bear ". However, this transformation was a test of creativity and understanding of the song. It also required a certain amount of humor. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-07-11 15:52
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