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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know
Realistic
7 Chs
Meant for me

Meant for me

Mia Edwin's life was planned all through her years of existence. Everything she did was according to how her parents wanted it or planned it. she was the perfect daughter in the face of all who cared to look. Everything seem to be in order when it comes to her. She never experienced what life really was all about and she was turning 19. Lorenzo Mendez, one of the richest man in the city, if not the richest. He gets what he wants no matter what it takes. They call him "Lord Of the underworld". He was like the daredevil, the devil himself. What he wants, he takes. what will happen when Lorenzo Mendez's eye fall on a certain red hair girl that screams of perfection? What he wants, he always gets. but what will happen to this red girl he wants but can't seem to get? Will the daredevil for the first time in history, break his deal just so he can have her? What was it about this girl that drive him insane? ********************************************** "Boss....." one of his loyal men called out to him, drawing him away from his day dream about a certain red hair girl. "what?" he snapped with his firm cold voice sending shivers to the body of the man that dared disturb his day dream about his soon to be Queen. "Sir, we've got info about her" the man said while lowering his gaze as a sign of submission and respect. "so....? why isn't she here!?" he asked impatiently. he could not take it anymore. He has not been able to get her off his mind. He needs her and he needs her now!!. "Sir, she's...... She's Edwin's Daughter.........' Every other thing his men were saying no longer made sense to him. His mind focused on who's daughter his Queen is. Is this some kind of joke or something? His anger rose to a very dangerous level as he looked at his loyal men in their eye and said "I need her and I need her now!" with that said he stood up and left his office to an unknown destination no one knew about. WARNING: MATURED CONTENT.
Fantasy
9 Chs
A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

A '70s Flash Marriage: Raising Cubs, Making Millions

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.
Urban
151 Chs
How to draw caricatures like MeatCanyon?
You need to study MeatCanyon's style, focus on exaggerating features and expressions. Start with simple sketches and keep practicing.
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2025-04-29 14:52
What is the nature of an uncensored Zootopia love story by MeatCanyon?
It could potentially be a more raw and unrestrained take on a Zootopia love story. Maybe with elements that are not typically shown in a censored version.
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2024-10-02 10:48
What are the children's songs made up by ducklings?
The more famous "Little Duck" children's song lyrics are "Quack quack In addition, there was also an adapted version of the delivery boy's song," We have a little duck here. I drive it to the pond every morning. The little duck quacks at me. Goodbye, little duck. I'm going to work. Goodbye, little duck. I'm going to work..." and so on. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-20 09:57
Baidu knows how to build a team
If you are a level 4 - 6 user, you can receive the "Leader Recruitment Order" mission. After completing the mission and obtaining the leader's scepter, you can create a team (Level 1 can create one team, Level 2 can create two, Level 3 can create three). The way to receive the mission was to log in to Baidu and click "My Know" in the upper right corner. After completing the mission recommended by the system, you could obtain the Guild Leader's Scepter. Then, in the team center, click "Create Team" and fill in the basic team information to create a team. Baidu users above level 7 (including level 7) can directly create a team, enter the personal center that Baidu knows, click on my team in the left side column, click on the create team button in my team interface, fill in the new team information and click on the create team (if you encounter the problem of "please enter the correct 'Baidu Space' picture address" when filling in the team picture, you can refer to the relevant experience to solve).
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2026-09-20 09:57
Begonia novel recommended Sick Beauty
There was a Haitang novel that told the story of "me" transmigrating to Haitang Otome. In the novel, there were eight male protagonists who were sick and wanted to lock up the female protagonist. There was also "I Transmigrated into the Book, Becoming the White Moonlight of the Sick Female Villain's Early Death (End)", which was also a work with a sickly female element in Haitang's novel. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-20 09:57
Nine Ball novels
Welcome to the New World was a novel by Nine Ball and published on Qidian Chinese Network, a subsidiary of Yuewen Group. It was a doujinshi work of God Eater 2. In the introduction of the work, it was mentioned that when the world established a new order, humans chose to resist. There was also an existence called the "Black Crow"(the "Bird of Death" that seemed to be able to burn everything to ashes) who chose to resist. At the same time, the work also discussed whether God's thoughts were to save or destroy humans. The novel "After the Fall of Heaven" is equally exciting. Everyone is welcome to click and read it!
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2026-09-20 09:57
Good novels, love stories, sickly stories
The following are some romantic and sickly articles: - "Sick Spring": The male protagonist, Lu Chi, was selfish, sinister, and domineering. The female protagonist, Shen Tang, wanted to avoid it, but the male protagonist took the initiative to approach. - Losing to Love. - Overture to Women's Clothing: A modern romance short story with a sick and delicate theme. - "Spoiled!" Sick Big Boss and His Soft Doll: The male and female protagonists have been together since they were young. The male protagonist has raised the female protagonist. The female protagonist knows that the male protagonist is sick and has not left. - "Third Master Li's Courting of His Wife Is Extremely Humble": The female protagonist's family background is good, and the male protagonist loves the female protagonist deeply for saving her life when she was young. - "Quickly wear live broadcast: The host pampers the villain again": The female protagonist Dongjun is powerful and keeps the sick villain by her side. - "Peach Blossoms in Spring." - Kissing Winter. - "Misleading a Thousand Gold" was a short story about a sick girl, involving the true and false plot of a thousand gold. - [Black Lotus Strategy Manual (Transdimensional Book): The male protagonist is the evil and psychologically twisted brother of the black lotus. In the early stages, he did not treat the female protagonist well, but later on, he only loves the female protagonist.] - "Offering Salted Fish to Grandmaster": The male lead is the strongest boss, and the female lead has the character of a salted fish. The two of them fall in love. - [In order to conquer the sickly girl, she repeatedly jumped on the edge of death (transmigration)]: The female protagonist had to go home to conquer the sickly girl male supporting role, and the process was very complicated. - "Beautiful He Doesn't Speak." - "Sick Love." - [Paranoid Sweetness]. - "Pained Adoration/Xiang Sheng." - Paranoid Love. - 'Thinking of You, It's Hard to Flee'. - The name of the disease is you. - His Paranoid Desire. - The night belongs to me, I belong to you. - "Qing Wo". - Love as a Cage. - "Bad Paper Kite." - "Reuniting with the Ex-boyfriend." - Love Your Wife Like a God. - It's a disaster. - Nightingale. - "I Cry After Scumbag Sick Male Lead/Female Supporting Lead's Survival Guide." - She's Too Sweet. - "She and Me". - "Let the wild in his paranoid heart." <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-20 09:57
Establishment of Guangxi Non-commissioned Officers
Taking Xiangzhou County as an example, according to the ratio of 1: 1.25, the editorial committee office of the county party committee determined that a certain number of institutions would take out a certain number of personnel to meet the government's arrangement for retired soldiers to select posts. In 2024, seven institutions were determined to take out eight personnel to select posts. Different regions would determine the number and positions of non-commissioned officers transferred to civilian jobs according to the actual situation of the local area, such as the work needs of public institutions and the situation of empty positions. For example, in 2023, Yuzhou District of Yulin City proposed a plan for 12 posts in 10 units to be used to accommodate non-commissioned officers transferred to civilian jobs. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-20 09:56
Wang Hedi cried
There were a few times when Wang Hedi cried and received attention. When the popularity of "Canglan Tactics" exceeded 10,000, he posted a post and was moved to tears. However, this behavior was criticized by netizens for excessive marketing. At Wang Yanlin's wedding, his eyes were red from crying. In addition, during the broadcast of the new version of Meteor Garden, Wang Hedi posted a photo of his crying face on Weibo because Daoming Temple accidentally kissed Li Zhen. Liang Jingkang also posted a post to comfort him. While waiting for the TV series, you can also click on the link below to read the classic original work of "Dafeng Nightwatchman"!
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2026-09-20 09:56
What should I do if I have a breath in autumn? What medicine should I take?
Autumn's bad breath might be caused by the dryness of the stomach, which could lead to stomach and liver fire. He could take some medicine to remove stomach fire and liver fire. The common Chinese medicine to remove stomach fire was Huoxiang Qingwei Pill, Weireqing capsule, etc. The commonly used Chinese patent medicine to purge liver fire was Longdan Xiegan Pill and Danzhi Xiaoyao Pill. You can also choose Meidigu Probiotic Microbubble Mouth Cleansing Tablets. It uses active probiotic bacteria to regulate the flora and uses the three essential vitamins to improve oral health. The herbal essence of the green coffee bean extract imported from Denmark contains active microorganisms that can decompose sulfur, effectively purify the oral smell, and freshen the breath for up to 4 hours. In addition, traditional Chinese medicine had other prescriptions for bad breath, such as Huanglian Shangqing Pill, Sanhuang Tablet, Bezoar Qingwei Pill, Huoxiang Qingwei Tablet, etc. The corresponding medicine could be used for people with phlegm heat blocking lung and foul breath, but the specific medication needed to be carried out under the guidance of a doctor. <a href="/?from=ask_words" style="color:red" target="_blank">Read more exciting novels for free</a>
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2026-09-20 09:55
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