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Simon never asked to wake up as the useless Twelfth Prince of a dying empire. His domain is a mess, broke, remote, and under constant threat from savage border raiders. Nobles mock him, the treasury is empty, and survival itself feels like a losing battle. Then the 'Creator Node System' activates, flooding his mind with the entire archive of human knowledge. He can wield inventions himself or instantly transfer groundbreaking techniques to his people. What everyone calls silly novelties, a revolutionary coal stove, precision lathes, blast furnaces, and stronger steel, soon ignite real change. Workshops spring up, productivity soars, and his starving lands start to flourish. But progress invites war. Raiders grow bolder, jealous nobles plot against him, and the empire’s internal chaos threatens to swallow everything. Simon must turn his innovations into weapons of defense and conquest if he wants to survive and build something lasting. A gripping mix of clever kingdom-building, industrial uplift, and hard-fought battles as one transmigrator uses knowledge and grit to forge an empire amid rising war.

Sydney Mabry has had a crush on her sexy neighbor, Steven Teller, for months, but no matter what she does, she can’t get his attention.<br><br>When Steven makes an uncharacteristic slip of the tongue and admits he writes reviews for adult toys and novelties, however, Sydney uses the information to get her foot in the door ...<br><br>With an eye toward Steven’s bed.

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Nota del creador: Se están actualizando todos los capitulos, a continuación, se menciona el progreso de actualización. Primeras actualizaciones: Capitulos actualizados (Recientemente): 4- ¿Qué hace a un monstruo? 5 - Querer ser un monstruo Renovación de ambos capitulos. Completados: 1 - Arashi 2 - Unidad ZXR-P2S2-633 3 - Infancia rota Los proximos en ser actualizados serán: 6 - 10 ¡Estén atentos! Un niño despierta sin recuerdos de su pasado. Pero el mundo... sí parece recordarlo. Arashi es un niño que no sabe quién es, de dónde viene, ni por qué es diferente. Solo sabe que desde que abrió los ojos, algo no encaja en él. Mientras recorre un mundo marcado por el caos, fuerzas antiguas y conflictos más grandes que él, irá encontrando personas que le ayudarán a entenderse... y otras que lo buscarán por razones mucho más oscuras. Arashi no es un niño cualquiera. Y quizás... nunca lo fue.

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Shen Lu opens her eyes to find she has transmigrated into a wasteland world, becoming the fake young lady who was kicked out of her home. With her is her equally miserable fiancé, the future major villain. Fortunately, her golden finger activates, and in this wasteland world where the average person can't even get a single hot meal, she embarks on the path to riches through food. Egg waffles, spicy hotpot, and crawfish. Braised pork belly, crock-pot soup, and egg fried rice. ... From a small stall to a small shop. Then from a restaurant to a holiday resort, in less than two years, Shen Lu's name became known throughout the world. Countless celebrities and dignitaries hold out Star Coins, begging for just one bite of Shen Lu's cooking. The Shen Family, who had used her up and ruthlessly abandoned her, regret their past actions, crying and shouting as they beg for her forgiveness. Shen Lu crosses her arms: "Sure. Why don't you slit your throats first to show me your sincerity?"

Yunyun is reincarnated into a post-apocalyptic novel with a powerful female protagonist. Unfortunately, she isn’t the heroine. She’s just a minor cannon fodder character… destined to die early. But after awakening memories of the novel, Yunyun accidentally reveals the future through her thoughts— [Mommy, boohoo… your scumbag husband has been cheating on you for years and even has a child with another woman. In the end, they’ll join forces to cripple and torture you to death!] [Uncle, you’ll be betrayed by an ungrateful subordinate and driven out of your own luxurious home, left to freeze to death in the snow!] [Grandpa… Grandma…] In the original story, only her young aunt—the novel’s female lead—survives to the very end, killing her enemies with her own hands… only to live on as something neither fully human nor a ghost. Before they can recover from learning their fates, another thought leaks out— [Sigh, the apocalypse is coming soon. As a three-year-old cannon fodder, can I go offline early? I don't want to suffer through the end of the world…] Looking at the little milk dumpling in their arms, pretending to be silly just so she can laze around… What else can the Bai family do but spoil her? They hoard supplies, renovate and fortify their home, and prepare in advance for the coming apocalypse. Meanwhile, little Yunyun follows her protagonist aunt, accidentally kicking off the base-building plot and helping create a super base where food and clothing are abundant, even in the apocalypse. Step by step, the Bai family rises to power. In the end, Yunyun is dumbfounded: [Wait… wasn't I supposed to be cannon fodder?! Why does this feel like a "pampered lucky baby" story?!] The Bai family: Their little Yunyun is, indeed, their precious lucky baby.

Olivia transmigrated from the apocalypse to the modern era. Not only that, her dimension and superpower came along with her. She felt that the good days were about to begin. But before she could be happy for even three days, the internet was flooded with posts slandering her. Advertisers and directors want to terminate her contracts, and her company wants to blacklist her? How could this be? She wanted to use the money to enjoy modern life to the fullest. Without money, how could she enjoy anything? So, who's slandering her online? I'll find you and dig up all your dirty secrets. Who wants to terminate her contract? Terminate it immediately. After termination, she'll go on to endorse international luxury brands instead. Terminating the script contract? Good, that's great! If the contract isn't terminated, how can she film the blockbuster drama of the year and win awards with it? Modern life is so wonderful, eating and drinking every day. There's just one tiny problem. Why are there suddenly two babies growing in her belly? And who is this ridiculously handsome man who appeared out of nowhere, claiming to be their father?