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Simon Ashbourne figured dying in a stupid lab accident would be the end of his mediocre engineering student life. Instead, he opens his eyes in the body of a spoiled, useless twelfth prince whose so-called "domain" is a bankrupt border scrap of land packed with starving peasants, backstabbing nobles, and raiders who treat the place like their personal all-you-can-plunder buffet. Just as he's wondering if this transmigration thing is some cosmic joke, the Creator Node wakes up inside him. Every scrap of human knowledge, blueprints, formulas, forgotten techniques, entire industrial revolutions, floods his brain like a broken dam. No fireballs. No super strength. Just the power to shove centuries of know-how straight into other people’s minds with a single thought. A living USB drive for progress. His first move? A humble coal briquette stove that burns cleaner and hotter than anything this stagnant medieval world has ever seen. Then precision lathes. Superior steel. Iron caltrops that turn charging cavalry into screaming messes, mechanical clocks. Smarter mines. Machines that spit out more machines. In a kingdom frozen in time for centuries, every little “novelty” he drops is pure revolution. But revolutions don’t come cheap. The nobles already smell a threat to their cosy monopolies. Resources are desperately scarce. Enemies are circling. And Simon quickly learns that knowing how to spark an industrial age is a hell of a lot easier than forcing terrified craftsmen, greedy merchants, and paranoid lords actually to build it with him. From a dying backwater to something that could shake an entire empire, one calculated gamble at a time. Because in a land ruled by swords and ancient bloodlines, the deadliest weapon might just be a kid with a head full of forbidden ideas and zero patience for the status quo.

Sydney Mabry has had a crush on her sexy neighbor, Steven Teller, for months, but no matter what she does, she can’t get his attention.<br><br>When Steven makes an uncharacteristic slip of the tongue and admits he writes reviews for adult toys and novelties, however, Sydney uses the information to get her foot in the door ...<br><br>With an eye toward Steven’s bed.

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As time passes and under the same ceiling " Emil " grew certain .... , he was just a desperate replacment for " lillian " . She hoped he would ditch her from her depressing past love and he grew tired waiting for her to return his love back .

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Un niño despierta sin recuerdos de su pasado. Pero el mundo... sí parece recordarlo. Arashi es un niño que no sabe quién es, de dónde viene, ni por qué es diferente. Solo sabe que desde que abrió los ojos, algo no encaja en él. Mientras recorre un mundo marcado por el caos, fuerzas antiguas y conflictos más grandes que él, irá encontrando personas que le ayudarán a entenderse... y otras que lo buscarán por razones mucho más oscuras. Arashi no es un niño cualquiera. Y quizás... nunca lo fue.

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In her past life, Tang Mo accidentally lost her own Space Jade Pendant when the apocalypse began, losing her biggest golden finger. Afterwards, her superpower training went awry, she lost her loved ones, suffered from ostracization, and utterly ruined the good hand she was dealt, ultimately dying at the mouths of mutant beasts. Opening her eyes again, Tang Mo was reborn one week before the start of the apocalypse. None of the tragedies has happened yet! How will she seize the opportunity and walk her own path to becoming a powerful figure in the apocalypse?

Reborn into the past, Zhao Nuanyue is no longer willing to be morally blackmailed by her so-called relatives and be a puppet at their mercy. She will use her own abilities to protect her younger brother and personally take revenge for her past life. Her benefactor from her past life is in a coma, and she voluntarily becomes a bride to ward off bad luck, becoming his wife. What was a solo fight transforms into a tag-team takedown, crushing those cruel, malicious bitches and scumbags from her past life! That man: "Whoever bullies you, I'll kill them!" That woman: "No need. Just dote on me. I'll take care of trashing the scum myself!"

When she opened her eyes, she had inexplicably returned to twenty years ago, the first day of the apocalypse escape. "Classmate, you're a Superpower User, right? How about considering joining our special operations squad?" Looking at the man opposite her with sparkling, charming eyes, Xie Ning heartlessly refused: "Thanks, I have a team." "Ah, what team do you have?" "No team." "Right, you're beautiful, so whatever you say is right. How about this, you join our squad, and I will accompany you through wind and rain, and go through fire and water with you to clear dungeons and kill monsters." "Every single day, year after year?" "Mhm! I will work hard to make money, and only for you. How does that sound?" Xie Ning: ... After being reborn, her small Space has turned into a large, mobile villa, and she originally just wanted to live her own quiet little life in peace. Never did she expect to attract such a clingy, devilishly charming man. Question: How does one heartlessly and coldly reject a charmer? Waiting online for an answer, it's quite urgent...