batjokes

During the 21st century the chuck Norris excavation team discovered new species of bat during the Wide exca competition, a specie which holds a terrible disease that led to a worldwide vampire pandemic, and caused countries to separate from each other by building giant walls containing bunkers to prevent the pandemic from causing further damage and protect the unarmed people. Morty starks a fifteen (15) year old inhumane boy who seems to be immune to the virus and also seems to be able to control it gets separated from his parents as a result of the pandemic, leaving him with his sister and some companions and also to put an end to the pandemic as he seems like the only one that can stop it.

In a post-Virat-Rohit era, Indian cricket is in crisis. To rebuild the national team, the BCCI launches the most intense talent hunt in history: “Bat & Ball.” Among 44 young players, one silent, unorthodox batsman named Aryan Raj stands out — not for power, but for precision, mindset, and obsession to win. This is not just a game. It’s a war of ego, emotions, and explosive cricket rivalries — watched by international legends and driven by media madness. Who will survive the trials? Who will lead India next?

Some trials change you. Others remake you. Max Verren is broke, desperate, and out of options. In a world where shimmering portals known as Fate Baths offer unimaginable power—and a near-certain chance of death—he finds himself standing at the edge of a choice no sane person would make. But sanity went out the window three rent notices ago. To survive, he must dive. To rise, he must endure. To succeed he must mold himself. In a world ruled by contracts, surveillance, and god-tier Divers, Max isn’t a chosen one. He’s just someone who said yes when the world told him no. But the deeper he goes, the more he begins to realize: The Baths don’t just test your body. They test your soul. He must fight against Fate, and take what is his. --- In a alternate universe from modern day earth, Max Verren, the MC lives in an Earth that had experienced metaphysical mysterious portals appearing at random across the earth. These portals when entered by someone, will lead to an corresponding life or death challenge/experience depending on the challengers past experiences and the rank of the portal itself. Max Verren, lived a difficult three years since he had been kicked out of the house at 16 by his mother. He finds himself beaten down on luck, and experiencing more dedt then his means, leading him to discover becoming an Fate Diver, government sponsored challengers of the portals, now called Fate Baths. Through thick and thin, he finds his way to become an Diver, to maybe escape life of hardship through gambling his life. However, he finds his first Fate Bath to be nothing as expected, leading him down an rabbit hole. Follow Max, as he fights to survive his hardships, experience challenges, grow both as an Diver and an person, fight physiological troubles, and discover the mysteries of the Fate Baths!

Are demon always bad and do humans really struggle against them? Go through the story to know the truth of the world where humans and god rule and demons and other races struggle.

Mainit na kantutan ng mag-amang Sina Adrian (13 anyos) at Benjie (40 anyos)

Volume 1-Kayla has self-imposed a mission to kill her father Volume 2- C&C

seorang remaja yang bertemu dengan seorang laki laki yang misterius di sebuah reort dan well itu takdir tidak baikk.

A Werefox and a Vampire! What could go wrong! Ollie is a 27 year old army veteran with a heart of frozen gold, and Gabe is a caretaker with a big house and an even bigger personality. When Ollie’s dad goes on a business trip, leaving Ollie home alone with his nightmares and uncontrollable shifting, he decides to hire a caretaker, even though Ollie hates the idea. He hires Gabriel Firise ( Fur-iss-ae) to do the job. In the year that they have with each other, will Ollie give in to Gabe’s constant flirting, or will his fear of hurting others get in the way? Disclaimer: contains smut, fluff, and everything in between! Some parts 17+, and cuddles all the way!

We have all heard the legends of great wizards, but do we know how those stories begin? Ardan Egobar, a young man living in a remote corner of the New Monarchy Empire, does not. He doesn't realize that this story is about him. Not yet... In a world where steam locomotives chug along iron rails, where massive airships hover in the skies, where in the cities you might encounter orcs in suits involved in organized crimes, dwarves with cigars controlling major banks, or elves strutting down fashionable boulevards, where humans have built vast nations on the brink of a world war, almost anything seems possible. Maybe, in such a world, even an ordinary young man, the last of the mountain hunters, might one day become the greatest wizard in history.

Menceritakan kisah Kelelawar Bai Shaoqing dan Feng Long. Pada pesta ulang tahun kepala keluarga Bai, Feng Long, pemimpin klan seni bela diri pedang datang untuk memberikan ucapan selamat ulang tahunnya secara langsung, dan kepala keluarga Bai tersenyum bahagia. Saat tamu-tamu terhormat datang, kegembiraannya semakin kuat. Ketika mata semua orang terfokus pada Feng Long dengan kekaguman dan iri hati, mata Feng Long tertuju pada sudut paling tidak mencolok "Bolehkah aku menanyakan siapa namamu?"