piccolo lifts pyramid

Domanda: "Quando un giorno d'estate, trovi un cetriolo inspiegabilmente apparso sulla vagina di una bella donna nel soggiorno, come dovresti salvarla?" "A. Tirarlo fuori" "B. Succhiarlo fuori" "C.**********" Anni dopo, quando Li ricordò di nuovo questa scena, si odiò per non aver scelto C... --------- "Accidenti, cosa mi preme contro?" Meng Lin esclamò istintivamente, guardò immediatamente in basso, e vedendo l'allarmante sagoma, esclamò sorpresa: "Qianfan, perché hai messo il tuo bastone bianco dentro i pantaloni? Hai paura che qualcuno lo rubi? Lascia che la cognata ti aiuti a tirarlo fuori!" Detto questo, Meng Lin tese la mano... ------ "Cognata, ti stavi masturbando?" Li Qianfan finse di essere scioccato. "Un cetriolo è caduto dentro la mia vagina, puoi aiutarmi a tirarlo fuori?" Non c'era da meravigliarsi che sua cognata sembrasse così assetata; era perché spesso rimaneva insoddisfatta. "Cognata, non piangere, ti aiuterò a tirarlo fuori subito!" Dopo averla confortata, Li Qianfan posò il palmo sulla coscia di Meng Lin e iniziò a muoversi lentamente verso il luogo dove il cetriolo era sommerso......

Da quando Yang Fan è tornato al villaggio, le giovani donne avevano praticamente sfondato la sua porta...

Il piccolo medico del villaggio era in realtà un Imperatore del Regno degli Immortali nella sua vita precedente. Al suo risveglio, iniziò a deliziarsi nella vita rustica, con bellezze che bussavano alla sua porta in cerca di cure mediche...

Dopo un'esplosione di una bomba che ha raso al suolo la base, Si Yan si è ritrovata trasmigrata in un libro. Al risveglio, si è trovata faccia a faccia con quattro adorabili piccoli futuri cattivi, che alla fine le avrebbero tolto la vita. Nella storia originale, aveva le gambe spezzate dal quarto, le braccia rotte dal terzo, gli occhi cavati dal secondo e il cuore trafitto dal primogenito. Si Yan prese una decisione. No, non poteva semplicemente rimanere in disparte! Tuttavia, dopo aver fatto pace con i bambini... Primogenito: "Penso che Tigre Nera sarebbe un buon secondo padre." Terzo: "Aquila Bianca è più adatto." Quarto: "Ma chiaramente, Lupo Argentato è superiore." Secondo: "..." She Wang: Perché i bambini pensano di trovare a mia moglie un altro uomo?! Incredibile...

Lei è una discendente di Shennong con incomparabili abilità mediche e possiede un tesoro unico. Lui è un bellissimo signore della guerra che misteriosamente diventa cieco ed è astuto e scaltro. Attraversando in un altro mondo, lei diventa una piccola inutile di sei anni. Sfidando i cieli con evocazioni e magia proibita, si innalza con un solo colpo, mostrando una brillantezza abbagliante, guardando dall'alto i potenti. Quando l'arroganza incontra l'astuzia e il genio si scontra con la mostruosità, in quel momento, il mondo trema con soggezione!

Un tempo mortale della Terra, Liora è rinata sulle rive del Fiume dell'Oblio — come un Diavolo. Proprio quando era preoccupata per il suo futuro, un Sistema si è risvegliato dentro di lei, concedendole il potere di diventare più forte divorando anime. Da quel momento in poi, l'ascesa dell'Imperatrice Demoniaca ebbe inizio. Innumerevoli anni dopo, il suo nome riecheggiava attraverso l'universo, accompagnato da molti titoli. Imperatrice Demoniaca. Madre della Disperazione. Figlia della Calamità. Regina della Rovina. La Portatrice della Fine. Il Peccato Primordiale. TAG: Strapotente, Yuri, R18, Leggero Romance, Sistema, Oscuro, Villain, Diavolo, Azione, Avventura, Reincarnazione, Viaggio tra Mondi

Wraiths are genetically altered people who possess special abilities. However, ability doesn't always mean power: more often than not, it just makes you a target. This is especially true for Matthew, who might just be one of the most powerful wraiths in the world - and therefore, has to hide his power and use cunning in order to survive. And then there is that girl who wants him to join her rock band...

Mani had a lot of secrets. Hiding in his office, he pretended to be someone he was not until his safe space disappeared in a day. Coworkers that he ignored for years pulled him along to participate in saving their world. None of them knew what they were doing, yet they marched forward together. Once out of his shell Mani stepped into the greatest adventure of his life. (Included: mature topics of young adults self discovery, middle age identity crisis, and senior citizen moonshine addiction. Consider yourself warned.) *** Mani swirled pink liquid in his cup "This is called a moonshine right? Moonshine.. it should not make us blind right?" he drank it while still pondering pros and cons of drinking it in their current situation. "Well, did not make me blind," Yax offered his expert opinion "and I've been pilfering it from my dad since like.." he really could not remember, seemed like forever already. He reached to get another bottle and tumbled all the empty ones to the ground. Cid pulled him back by his shoulder "Sit down, I'll do it." he refilled Yax's cup on the right and Mani's cup on the left, then filled his own in the middle. With closed eyes, he enjoyed strawberry aroma wafting up from this holy drink. Mani bravely emptied his cup "Did we really saw it back there" he whispered from left "it was so much bigger than.." he trailed off in search of proper example. "Yep, we saw it" Yax's answer came from the right "it was absolutely huge." Mani leaned over Cindy and looked at Yax seriously "Do you think we will need magic to move it?" He did bring along his beads. Yax also leaned over to give his most serious answer "Naah, it should have an engine somewhere in there to move it. I heard" he looked around carefully and whispered so only Mani could hear "my dad said it's technology so ancient that it was sealed away, to keep it safe. It's better than magic." At the other side of their campfire, Ivory huffed while trying to snatch last bottle of holy moonshine from Jone who gently pushed him back while seriously stating "All technology at certain point starts resembling magic to those who do not understand it." "Hear, hear" Blaze confirmed from his spot on the ground with one hand waving up and showing a peace sign for some reason. Next to him, twins were out and snoring already. Mani pursed his lips and looked up into the sky. He could not see any real moonshine, leaves blocked the sky, but it should still be up there somewhere. He still hoped to get some magic, it would be awesome to get some real superpowers. He hiccuped, while leaning on Cindy next to him. Well, he kinda did have some already, or those do not count? Yax leaned fully on Cid, snuggling. He had to admit some parts were rather mystical. Like this holy potion. Or Mani. Mani was most definitely something magical. But he is not going to say it. And no one can know what he thinks to himself. He grinned, satisfied by himself and his skill to keep secrets. Squished between two drunks, Cid rolled his eyes, there goes Yax, spilling the beans to whoever wants to listen his 'secret thoughts'. Not like anyone was sober enough to pay any attention. "Time to end this party." Cid said while standing up and dragging Yax towards the tent he shared with Ivory. "Tomorrow is another day where we have to rise up and do our best to save the world." Even though he knew that all they were saving is themselves. And their friends. Well, that is his whole world, really. The forest was silent, darkness was endless, beasts were hiding. With closed eyes and half asleep, Blaze was sure that he can hear gods above laughing, louder and louder from that abyss they call home. ...___...

After transmigrating to this parallel world, Vincent becomes a gravekeeper of the ancient Pyramid of Giza. One day, a team of archaeologists suddenly arrives at the pyramid. They want to excavate the Pyramid of Giza! Vincent is furious, "Did you ask the Pharaoh for permission?" Thus, he accesses the system and summons Sacred Scarabs to kill the archaeologists! Vincent is enraged at their intrusion! Another exploration team that has once challenged other great pyramids takes action. However, they only realize something is off after they enter the pyramid. The Sacred Scarabs are merely child's play. The Pharaoh of the Pyramid of Giza revives and leads millions of mummies out of their tombs! The world finally realizes that the Pyramid of Giza is not a place that they can excavate!

Massive demons and freaky food mutant's prowl the night in this world. They feast on any human being stupid enough to cross their path like starved animals. All is not lost though as people gained alien technology and a strange new energy source to combat these creatures. Follow our main protagonist in his journey through the food pyramid where he will see what the darkness really is... wait is that a carrot lunging at me???