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Ten thousand years later, ice has melted. The Soul Federation Scientific Exploration team found an egg with a gold and silver pattern on it in the far north of the land, and after examining it with an apparatus, they found out that there were vital signs inside. They hurriedly brought it back to the institute for hatching. The egg hatched, but it was a baby, a baby exactly the same as a human - a baby born out of an egg.

The war of gods left the earth no winners, but a broken world. Thousands of years later, the soul of the God of war created a new world from the ruins. Nine reincarnations for the same one belief. A youngster looked up at the starlit sky with his sword in hand. Monsters, demons, evil persons…Whoever had the nerve to damage this world would end up dying. To see how a youngster got onto the top of the world little by little, inherited the soul of the God of war, and defend his own world!

In the first episode, Little Palace Maid Lian Hua, holding tea leaves, thought to curry favor with Zhaoyi. The Emperor intercepted her halfway, and before she could react, he hijacked her tea leaves, leaving her bewildered. In the second episode, she wanted to curry favor with the Noble Consort. During the Noble Consort's birthday feast, she hadn't even presented the meticulously prepared tea leaves before the Emperor seized them, leaving her aggrieved. In the third episode, she had just sneaked out with the Palace Maids to pick bamboo shoots, planning to go back and cook something delicious when the Emperor burst out of nowhere wanting to freeload a meal. If it wasn't tasty, he would punish her, she managed to barely pass muster by exerting all her energy. Before she could feel relieved, the Emperor told her he was also staying to sleep! This time, he was thoroughly taking advantage of her, enjoying free food and lodging without the slightest intention of rewarding her. At night, the more she thought about it, the more aggrieved she felt. All the silver she had saved up in earlier years had been used to sustain the Emperor. Now that the money was gone, she feared being punished for not being able to support him in the future. The more she thought, the sadder she got, her tears plopping down, which woke the Emperor sleeping beside her. In a flurry, the Emperor consoled her, "There, there, don't cry, don't cry. I haven't even had time to reward you, how could I punish you!" After much consoling, and finally with his promise to provide for her sustenance, she turned her tears into laughter. The Emperor breathed a sigh of relief. This Little Concubine would need to be favored properly from now on—he dared not make her cry again. →→【This story has concluded, thank you for reading】→→ New book recommendation: "Consort of the Roll-Royce is Here, Run!"—It's a good read! Please add it to your favorites.

In this martial arts world, Every student in high school dreams of becoming a Martial Artist one day, and so does Wang Zhan. Luckily, he awakens a system by chance, which enables him to get improved by fighting. Strength +1, Physique +1, Strength +1, Agility +1… "Don't run! Let me land a punch!"

Traveling to a parallel world where demons reawaken, Lin Heng becomes a Daoist and is tangled with the eerie Life-Buying Money. One day, ten years of life are borrowed, and as he faces the brink of extinction, fortunately, the system activates! "Fusion, Five Thunders Righteous Method!" With the Great Divine Techniques of the Celestial Master's Mansion in hand, Lin Heng awaits the eerie entities coming for his life that night.

Ye Sang’s five daddies were all villains wicked beyond redemption who were doing bad things in the world. Eventually, they were all killed by the male lead! And so, she had to hug onto their thighs tightly to prevent them from courting disasters and instead rise to the peak of their lives. …… Number one, the biggest influence in the business industry: “The weather’s getting cold, it is time for the Duan family to be bankrupt.” Number two, the smartest villain: “Imma teach that Duan guy a lesson today.” Number three, a genius in the medical field: “I’ve reincarnated and I will make him pay.” Number four, the god of Esports, and number five, the god of acting: “Today, only one shall fall and one shall stand.” Their little ball silently hugged one of their thighs. Daddy, Sangsang hungry~ All the villains who were on their way to take revenge immediately thought, ... screw that, I’m busy spending time with my daughter! And then, the entire City A found out that these five vicious and merciless villains weren’t scared of anything but their daughter crying. Everyone who saw this thought, ...wait, why does this scene look so strange? Why are all these great villains busy raising their daughter? …… All these villains who could cover the sky with their hands never thought that the cute daughter they raised could be stolen by the Duan family’s little wolf!!! Duan Jinyan hugged the girl tightly in his arms, “Why are you running? Sangsang, call me brother and my everything will belong to you.”

Jiang He might have transmigrated to a world of Qi and martial arts, but the System that he got only provided him with... seeds. "Hold on, System. Aren't these just... peas? Not only are they inedible, but I'm supposed to throw them far, far away?"

New novel "Max-Level Boss Transmigrates into a Delicate Beauty and Goes Viral", seeking bookmarks~ Gu Wanyu is transmigrating back! She comes back with a set of skills, tearing apart scumbags, and severely tormenting foster daughters. Who would've thought she'd accidentally get tangled up with the top aristocratic family of Beijing City. Later on... All the bosses became her die-hard fans. The enchanting movie emperor waved his hand, "Bring the best resources in the crew to Sister Yu and let her choose." The domineering group president tossed a black card, "I'm so poor I only have money left. Sister Yu can buy whatever she likes." The obsessive hacker wore an obedient smile, "I'm the best behaved. As long as... she's by my side." The internationally renowned designer pursed his lips, "Do you like haute couture dresses? If not, I'll design another one." The tsundere school hunk snorted, "Shut up, all of you. She loves me the most!" Just as the top figures from all walks of life began to argue Master Lu from Beijing, known for his ruthless methods and overwhelming power, breaks through the crowd. He hums and clings to the woman, "Wife, I am all yours." Gu Wanyu: "........" The bro-con younger siblings immediately switch sides, "No way, you're not worthy!" [1v1, physically and mentally pure, sweet, and revitalizing]

Adult Romance Since Suri disappeared, smiles and laughter seemed to have disappeared from the Clarke family home. Christian, who feels responsible for the disappearance of his younger sister, turns into a terrible figure, all ways and efforts Christian do to find his sister. In his search, Christian accidentally meets a girl who manages to return laughter to him. As his feelings deepen for the girl, Christian must be faced with a painful reality that makes him have to choose to continue his story or end it. Elena Wilson, an ordinary girl who has a simple dream turns out to have many secrets. What is that secret? Was he the one who saved access to find Suri?

[Multiple Cute Babies + Multiple Beast Husbands + 1vN] Qiao Xixi wakes up to find herself transmigrated into a book, into a beast world. She has become the villainous biological mother who abuses the main antagonist in the book. She's thrown into wilderness survival from the get-go, and comes with three little villain cubs who are gradually going astray. Just as she binds to a cub-raising system, ready to lead by example and teach the cubs well. She is shocked to discover that it was she who had snatched the food her cubs worked so hard to find. After a cub got injured, not only did she ignore him, but she also threw him into the snow to fend for himself. Qiao Xixi's legs give way. "Help me up, I can still salvage this!" She pulls herself together, cooperates with the system to complete missions, raises her cubs' Combat Power, awakens their Beast Souls, and they gradually become the coolest cubs in the beast world! However, just as she's enjoying the happy results of raising her children. Why is the look Jin Ling, who was rescued by her cubs, giving her not so innocent? How come the cubs' biological fathers are showing up one by one! That arrogant and bewitching red fox, Feiyan, why is he even clingier than the cubs? The red python Sunxiao, who exudes a "keep away" aura, is actually the snake cub's father beast? And the stunningly beautiful Merman Prince, the brutal Black Panther Commander… They actually had a cub with her too, and now they want her to take responsibility? The cubs before finding their biological fathers: "I want a daddy too..." The cubs after finding their biological fathers, racking their brains to make their dads vie for favor: "Useless old man, you can't even fight for affection!"