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Sun Wukong awoke to the Advice System at Magic Square Mountain, connecting his consciousness to Zhihu. As long as he took suggestions from netizens, he could obtain various rewards. At first, all he sought was immortality, but once a bunch of savvy netizens started offering a myriad of suggestions, his future began to warp. "I'm Sun Wukong, been at Magic Square Mountain for seven years, and the ancestral master still won't teach me the path to immortality—what should I do?" "I’m Qin Shi Huang himself. Hurry up and wire me some money." "Thanks for the invite; I'm in the States, just got off the plane. I suggest you definitely learn all the Heavenly Guards and Earthly Fiends!"

Soft kitty, cartel kitty, Little ball of fur— Sneaks across the border, With a bag of... purr. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, Counting all that cash, DEA comes knocking, Kitty makes a dash. If Jim Parsons sang this version on *The Big Bang Theory*, Sheldon would probably say, "Penny, I asked for comfort, not a federal investigation!" My cartel cat was prowling by the border wall, Kept watch so long, poor kitty took a fall— Bumped kitty… ohhh Bumped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was hiding in a secret flat, Waited so long, poor kitty got trapped— Trapped kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was running from the DEA, Ran so fast, poor kitty lost his way— Lost kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat was counting all the cash, Stacked so high, poor kitty made a dash— Rich kitty… ohhh Bumped, trapped, lost, rich kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My neighbor saw my kitty with a bag of snow, I said to my neighbor, "Let my kitty go!" Free kitty… Bumped, trapped, lost, rich, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to hide in a sombrero, But sneezed so loud, blew his cover, oh no! Sneezy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat took a nap on a pile of cash, Dreamed of tuna, woke up with a stash— Sleepy kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat tried to bribe the border guard, Offered a fish, but got caught off guard— Caught kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught kitty… Just a friendly little cat. My cartel cat escaped with a clever plan, Rode a llama, now he's the man— Llama kitty… ohhh Sneezy, free, sleepy, caught, llama kitty… Just a friendly little cat. Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty! For more about Jim Parsons, visit his official site: [https://www.jimparsons.com](https://www.jimparsons.com) For *The Big Bang Theory* show, visit: [https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/](https://www.cbs.com/shows/big_bang_theory/I if this book changes even one life then it was worth it I need help https://photos.app.goo.gl/67B1XKnbaEnRj7rB7

Every night, Zen takes a pill and enters a dream where he lives an entire lifetime in another profession. One night he spends forty years as a neurosurgeon. The next night he becomes a Michelin star chef. Then a wildlife photographer in Antarctica. A detective. A game developer. A fighter pilot. An astronaut. A novelist. A violinist. A king. A street magician. A manga artist. When he wakes up, only eight hours have passed. But he remembers every life. Every skill. Every mistake. Every person he loved. By the age of twenty two, Zen has lived thousands of years and mastered hundreds of professions. The problem is that the human mind was never meant to carry that much experience. He begins mixing memories between lives. He instinctively reaches for surgical tools he has never touched. He misses children he raised in lives that never existed. He mourns a wife who lived only in another reality. He speaks languages he never studied. He remembers birthdays that never happened and funerals that nobody else attended. And eventually he starts asking himself a terrifying question: If I have lived a thousand lives, who exactly am I?

It's no secret - 14-year old Kanazawa Megumi is an extremely plain and average person. She has no interesting talents, no special traits - and no friends, either. Megumi had gotten used to being a loner....and only existing in the background. But here's the twist - secretly, she absolutely hates it! Living her life as a 8th Grader at Sakuragaoka Junior High, she has had enough of her life as a wallflower. In a fit of rage, she created her other persona - the cheerful and charismatic Madoka - and suddenly, Megumi's once boring, grey life began to bloom! But as Madoka's popularity rises, more people begin to seek out Madoka's real identity...can Megumi protect her secret?

Everything changes. When we least expect it, everything changes in the blink of an eye. Everything happens so fast that we are not able to choose the correct paths. Where we do choose wrong, it can lead us down the wrong path that causes a wound in the heart. And it reaches the point where we know what pain is, a pain so deep and intense that it takes us to the limit of running away. Escape No one expects people who by nature have to love us to cause us deep disappointment. A new beginning where there is no past, but there are memories that torment us. The uncertainty of the future of not knowing if what we do is right or wrong. It only remains to start over.

Aight bois. This is coming from an author and a reader: most of y'all's writing sucks. Readers shouldn't have to turn their brains off to enjoy your writing... That's just forcing them to be a zombie and mindlessly passing time by, ain't no enjoyment there. So in case you couldn't tell already, this will be very blunt. Thus, here's some things to keep in mind as you read. 1. If you're just going to hear and not listen, skedaddle. Hearing is having it go through one ear and out the other, listening is paying attention and making the effort to understand. 2. Toss your pride away. Yeet it across the ocean. I've seen sooo many authors unable to take constructive criticism and INSIST on improper grammar because they couldn't admit they did something wrong. 3. If you think your writing is good, then it's terrible. Simple. Reason: If you think your writing is good, then you stop looking for ways to improve it and it stagnates. Even the best of the best authors (on wn and traditional books) have room for improvement so don't be like "ah it's good enough" or "there's no where else to improve." 4. Don't listen aggressively. I.e. listening only to find faults in what the person says and use it disprove their claim. One example is waiting for your opponent to make a grammar mistake.  This is different from debate tactics to lead your opponent into logical trap and use their fallacies they accidentally left behind to invalidate everything they said. It's hard to notice, but the main difference is that someone who listens aggressively is no longer open minded or calm. They're usually narrow minded and stubborn to admit they're wrong in those moments and are very easy to manipulate bc they're blinded so ye. Did I leave some traps within the logic presented here? Maybe. Don't be an idiot and you won't have to find out. Side note: apologies if this boi comes off as ranting, bc it is. The average wn quality is on par with mtl childrens books, which is infuriating bc now there's hardly anything good left to read.

In a mystical land called Kirata, a wise lion named Batista teaches his young son, Kista, life lessons through adventures across forests, oceans, and the endless sky. Each journey challenges the young lion, confronting fears, solitude, betrayal, and mystery. Through glowing codes that unlock new worlds, Kista learns courage, wisdom, and the meaning of trust. “The Lion’s Advice” is a tale of adventure, growth, and moral guidance for both young and adult readers.

When life gets you down, there's only one thing to do! Go back to sleep!

Marcus Webb spent twenty-three years surviving an underfunded orphanage, only to discover he is the illegitimate heir to the wealthy Webb family. But his homecoming is no rescue. His older brother, Travis, immediately begins orchestrating a campaign of calculated financial sabotage, relegating Marcus to a basement-level job, framing him for corporate espionage, and feeding him ruinous advice designed to destroy him. But Marcus has an impossible secret. An enigmatic interface has activated on his phone: a system capable of inverting probability. The mechanic is absolute, Marcus must willingly accept and execute the malicious advice laid out by his family. When he does, the system rewires reality, twisting intentional sabotage into personal success. A dead-end corporate trap becomes a stepping stone to executive power. A failing company tip transforms into a goldmine. Every trap Travis sets accidentally becomes Marcus's ladder to wealth. Supported only by his analytical sister Sophie and Caroline, a sharp partner who matches his ambition, Marcus begins climbing out of the basement. But as his wealth skyrockets into the billions, Marcus realizes the system is far from a passive cheat code. It is an intelligent force testing how he handles sudden, staggering power. What began as a desperate game of survival is morphing into a deep personal trial. Marcus must prove he can rise above the toxicity of his bloodline, discovering that the system didn't choose him just to get rich, but to build a lasting foundation for his own life and the people he chooses to lift up with him.

Amelia Lockhart has one mission: make the top idol Ethan Quinn fall in love with her, then break his heart, so that Ethan Quinn can successfully pass his tribulation and return to his position as a High God. There's just one problem: as the most hated woman on the internet, Amelia is the last person anyone would pair with the nation's golden boy. But when she lands a spot on a dating show alongside Ethan, she sees her chance. She does all the heavy lifting and is dependable enough to make him see her differently. As a result, Ethan starts pretending to be weak. The fans are confused. Their untouchable idol is... blushing? Getting clingy? Calling her "jiejie" in that voice? "Sis, I surrender." "Sis, you can only spoil me like this." Amelia is losing control of the plan. She was supposed to seduce him and walk away. So why is he the one coaxing her to stay, and why is it getting harder to say no?