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PORN

PORN

Chuck Norris a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck in his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort for a girl to love. Every time he is about to get laid some weird twist of fate gets him. He later comes to know that the world is not so simple, as he witnesses the world of the supernatural and gods. Meeting the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, Chuck walks his own sex, obscene and adultery, becoming a king of Porn, as a Porn God. Story Short scene: So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no, and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it, medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature is always hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystallized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulation for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m a Goddess, hehe.
Fantasy
4 Chs
Porter X

Porter X

if only things were as easy as God had planned. during creation, God had created 9 worlds with various species to habit it while creating a TREE to govern them. it was said to be the most beautiful tree among all God had created and as such every species created where deprived the right to eat from it and among those species were Man who later on Disobeyed. God felt heartbroken and angered but he couldn't destroy all he had created but instead left man punishment to the hands of the Tree later known to man as "THE WORLD TREE" and to others as "YGGDRASIL" while he sealed up the heavens and just watch from above. Feeling angered towards man for stealing from its precious fruit the TREE sought out all means necessary to retrieve back the long lost fruit that had been eaten which had contained substance later known as Mana had change the genetic structures of some of the humans giving them magic powers or ability after birth while those who werent blessed with powers became the regular among the others. Before man decided to give birth, the tree had meet up with other species from other worlds since it was link to them and entice them with his fruit of magic, those that fell became its pawn and those that didnt ignored but what they expected were different until man gave birth to it first child which came about the first dungeon. History has it that it took 500 years after mans population had grown spontaneously to even shut down one of the oldest dungeons after countless outbreak that almost made the human species extinct. It was at that period a prophecy came into the ears of every race and those who knew began preparing for the future while those who knew and where working for YGGDRASIL became willing to secretly kill the child of prophecy while hiding most of all the truths of the past from reality. Meanwhile at this present age the so called child of prophecy had began to live his life just to make sure that he survives with his kid sister and those he made friends with while he secretly questions his lost of memories and lack of ability. but things changed after he came face to face with death... →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→ →→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→→
Fantasy
28 Chs
My Space Connects to the Apocalyptic World

My Space Connects to the Apocalyptic World

One day, a strange hand suddenly appeared inside Chi Wan’s interdimensional space. Its owner claimed to be living in the apocalypse—starving, desperate—and begged to trade anything he had for food. Chi Wan stared at the pile of Imperial Green jade, oversized diamonds, and dozens of kilograms of gold bars he offered… and fell into deep thought. …Wasn’t this a little too profitable? From then on, her connection to the apocalypse only grew stronger. The mysterious man—who turned out to be a powerful figure—used his Wood Ability to help her revive rare orchids, cultivate endangered plants, and even harvest zombie crystal cores for the country. As for Chi Wan? She only had three responsibilities: feed him, feed him, and keep feeding him. Somehow, without realizing it, a group of extraordinary men began to gather around her: A genius research scientist. An aloof, abstinent CEO. A cold and ruthless Soldier King… In front of Chi Wan, they were gentle, attentive, and impeccably polite—each trying to outshine the others. Behind her back? They were one step away from tearing each other apart. Meanwhile, on the other side of the spatial link… The so-called King of the Apocalypse clenched his teeth in silence as he listened to these men compete for her attention. As for Chi Wan? “I’m busy getting rich and supporting my family,” she said calmly. “A battle royale of suitors? I have no idea what you’re talking about.” Until one day— An absurdly handsome man appeared at the gates of her villa… carrying a sack filled with gold and jewels. “I’m here to marry into your family,” he declared. Chi Wan glanced at him, then at the newly connected wasteland world inside her space… …and once again fell into deep thought.
Sci-fi
114 Chs
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1 answer
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