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An ultimate warrior, the one and only Alchemy Emperor, Ling Han, had died in his quest to achieve godhood. Ten thousands years later, and he, with the "Invincible Heaven Scroll", was reborn in the body of a young man with the same name. From then on, winds and clouds moved, as he set himself against uncountable geniuses of this new era. His path of becoming a legend has begun once more. At all eras, and underneath the heavens, I am the strongest!

Un guerrero supremo, el único e incomparable Emperador de la Alquimia, Ling Han, había muerto en su búsqueda por alcanzar la divinidad. Diez mil años después, y él, con el "Pergamino del Cielo Invencible", renació en el cuerpo de un joven con el mismo nombre. Desde entonces, los vientos y las nubes se movieron, mientras se enfrentaba a incontables genios de esta nueva era. Su camino para convertirse en una leyenda ha comenzado una vez más. En todas las eras, y bajo los cielos, ¡soy el más fuerte!

Um guerreiro supremo, o único e insuperável Imperador da Alquimia, Ling Han, havia morrido em sua busca para alcançar a divindade. Dez mil anos depois, ele, com o "Pergaminho Celestial Invencível", renasceu no corpo de um jovem com o mesmo nome. A partir de então, ventos e nuvens se moveram, enquanto ele se opunha a incontáveis gênios desta nova era. Seu caminho para se tornar uma lenda começou mais uma vez. Em todas as eras, e sob os céus, eu sou o mais forte!

【Brand New Setting】【Fully Developed System】 When you awoke, you had become an official known as "Minister of Agriculture" in a fantasy game. "Dynasty's Prosperity" version: You diligently cultivated the "Seasonal Order," from "Harmonizing Winds and Rains" to "Summoning the Winds and Commanding the Rains," from "Bountiful Grain Harvests" to "All Things Flourish," commanding the seasons and quietly developing. You achieved minor successes, joined the army on expeditions, and controlled the "Four Books of Agriculture." You froze thousands of miles of great rivers to pave the way for the army. With "Miasma" you slew enemies, "Fog Shadow" obstructed tens of thousands of troops, establishing unparalleled military exploits and rising to the position of Director of Agriculture, secretly seizing the fate of the dynasty, all falling into your hands. "Spiritual Energy Resurgence" version: You nurtured "Mountain Spirits and Wild Creatures": Twin lotus make you invulnerable to both water and fire, the Seven Star Sword cools the light across Nineteen Provinces, Parasitic Species feeding on living beings, Void Species rooting in the void to absorb the Spiritual Energy of heaven and earth... You established an inner scenic area, cultivated immortal species, with "Grand Taiyi Lotus" replicating en masse! "Ancient Tree of Life" immortal and indestructible! "A true seed falls into the Dantian, can nurture spiritual sprouts for ten thousand years, one day when the cultivation is complete, my life is governed by me, not by the heavens!" "Heart fire shines like the sun, kidney water is the source, spleen stores earth, lungs refine through metal, liver sustains with qi. Using the body as the foundation, nurture original species, foster all laws, achieving the status of Shennong Dao Master !"

A new work from the author of 'Astral Pet Store', welcome to enjoy it! ———— In chaotic times, one seeks survival; in prosperous times, one seeks fame. Despite being weathered by the vicissitudes of life, the Great Yu Dynasty still found itself in an era of prosperity. In the northwest, a youth trekked nine thousand miles on foot, slaying the Great Demon alone to compete for a lifetime of glory. In Long Lake, an unmatched Grandmaster hurried to the mortal realm to establish a sect, leaving his name to be revered for a hundred generations. In the imperial capital, a saintly figure spread his teachings far and wide, with followers throughout Qingzhou, his legacy lasting forever. Yet within Qingzhou City, in the compound of a family with a long military heritage, there was a child who never engaged in serious pursuits, instead spending his days playing chess, painting, fishing, and playing the zither. Years later— …… When the sword rose, dragon smoke stretched for three thousand miles, and a single strike wiped out the cities of nine provinces! Among all the laws of the world, only I, have entered the path. …… 【Light-Hearted Humor】【Martial Path Panel】【Art Master】【Scheming】

Within two days of landing, he witnessed a Great Sun blossoming upon the earth, followed by a succession of events: storms, cold waves, famines, hungry ghosts, Evil Path, Divine Dynasty, Devils, one after another. Yu Ziqing first set a modest goal for himself, not to starve to death. Then he sought to secure for himself a sufficiently powerful backing, so he could cultivate in peace until nobody could kill him. ———————————————— As long as there is enough information, there is no enemy that can't be defeated.

Em tempos caóticos, busca-se a sobrevivência; em tempos prósperos, busca-se a fama. Apesar de ser desgastada pelas vicissitudes da vida, a Grande Dinastia Yu ainda se encontrava em uma era de prosperidade. No noroeste, um jovem percorreu nove mil milhas a pé, matando sozinho o Grande Demônio para competir por uma vida de glória. Em Long Lake, um Grandmaster incomparável se apressou para o mundo mortal para estabelecer uma seita, deixando seu nome a ser reverenciado por cem gerações. Na capital imperial, uma figura santa espalhou seus ensinamentos amplamente, com seguidores por toda Qingzhou, seu legado durando para sempre. No entanto, dentro da cidade de Qingzhou, no composto de uma família com uma longa herança militar, havia uma criança que nunca se envolveu em atividades sérias, em vez disso, passava seus dias jogando xadrez, pintando, pescando e tocando cítara. Anos depois— …… Quando a espada se ergueu, a fumaça do dragão se estendeu por três mil milhas, e um único golpe eliminou as cidades de nove províncias! Entre todas as leis do mundo, só eu, entrei no caminho. ……

Dans les temps chaotiques, on cherche à survivre; dans les temps prospères, on cherche la gloire. Malgré les vicissitudes de la vie, la Grande Dynastie Yu a su se maintenir dans une ère de prospérité. Au nord-ouest, un jeune homme a parcouru neuf mille miles à pied, tuant seul le Grand Démon pour rivaliser d'une vie de gloire. À Long Lac, un Grand Maître inégalé s'est hâté vers le monde des mortels pour établir une secte, laissant son nom à révérer pour cent générations. Dans la capitale impériale, une figure sainte a répandu ses enseignements loin et large, avec des adeptes à travers Qingzhou, son héritage durant pour toujours. Pourtant, à Qingzhou, dans le domaine d'une famille avec une longue tradition militaire, il y avait un enfant qui ne s'engageait jamais dans des poursuites sérieuses, préférant passer ses journées à jouer aux échecs, peindre, pêcher et jouer au luth. Des années plus tard— …… Quand l'épée s'est levée, la fumée du dragon s'est étendue sur trois mille miles, et une seule frappe a anéanti les villes de neuf provinces! Parmi toutes les lois du monde, seul moi, suis entré sur la voie.

Folge dem Weg des Dao von Kindheit an Ein neues Werk des Autors von 'Astral Pet Store', viel Spaß beim Lesen! ———— In chaotischen Zeiten sucht man das Überleben; in Zeiten des Wohlstands sucht man Ruhm. Obwohl die Große Yu-Dynastie von den Wechselfällen des Lebens gezeichnet war, befand sie sich immer noch in einer Ära des Wohlstands. Im Nordwesten legte ein Jugendlicher neuntausend Meilen zu Fuß zurück und erschlug den Großen Dämon allein, um um lebenslangen Ruhm zu kämpfen. Am Langen See eilte ein unvergleichlicher Großmeister in die sterbliche Welt, um eine Sekte zu gründen, und hinterließ einen Namen, der hundert Generationen lang verehrt werden sollte. In der Kaiserstadt verbreitete eine heilige Gestalt ihre Lehren weit und breit, mit Anhängern in ganz Qingzhou, ihr Vermächtnis währte ewig. Doch in der Stadt Qingzhou, im Anwesen einer Familie mit langer militärischer Tradition, gab es ein Kind, das sich nie ernsthaften Beschäftigungen widmete, sondern seine Tage mit Schachspielen, Malen, Angeln und Zitherspielen verbrachte. Jahre später— …… Als das Schwert sich erhob, erstreckte sich Drachenrauch über dreitausend Meilen, und ein einziger Schlag löschte die Städte von neun Provinzen aus! Unter allen Gesetzen der Welt bin nur ich den Weg gegangen. …… 【Leichter Humor】【Kampfkunst-Panel】【Kunstmeister】【Intrigen】

En tiempos caóticos, uno busca la supervivencia; en tiempos prósperos, uno busca la fama. A pesar de estar desgastada por las vicisitudes de la vida, la Gran Dinastía Yu todavía se encontraba en una era de prosperidad. En el noroeste, un joven recorrió nueve mil millas a pie, matando al Gran Demonio solo para competir por una vida de gloria. En Long Lake, un Gran Maestro sin igual se apresuró al reino mortal para establecer una secta, dejando su nombre para ser reverenciado por cien generaciones. En la capital imperial, una figura santa extendió sus enseñanzas por todas partes, con seguidores por todo Qingzhou, su legado durará para siempre. Sin embargo, dentro de la ciudad de Qingzhou, en el complejo de una familia con una larga herencia militar, había un niño que nunca se involucró en actividades serias, en cambio pasaba sus días jugando al ajedrez, pintando, pescando, y tocando el zither. Años después— …… Cuando la espada se levantó, el humo del dragón se extendió por tres mil millas, ¡y un solo golpe borró las ciudades de nueve provincias! ¡Entre todas las leyes del mundo, solo yo he entrado en el camino!.