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[I have led a cautious life, but the system keeps trying to do me in] "Ding Dong!" "Welcome to the Smart Cultivation System!" "You have chosen to cultivate the Bone Forging Art. The system will start cultivating for you. The system has detected that the host is missing the Bone Tempering Pill. Please wait a moment..." "Ding Dong!" "The system successfully stole ten Bone Tempering Pills for you, and the cultivation will continue..." "Important reminder, while the system is cultivating, you will lose lose control of the body..." After getting the Smart Cultivation System, Pei Ling began to grow stronger rapidly. He was prepared to become a deity until one day... "Ding Dong!" "You have chosen to cultivate an unknown technique. The system has identified this as a dual cultivation method. The system will start to cultivate for you. The system has detected that the host is missing a Dao Partner. The system is looking for a Dao Partner for you..." So, Pei Ling watched as he ran to the fairy's training room next door, drugged her, and carried her into his room...

Yu Xinyan's past life was a tragedy—used by her adoptive parents to settle debts, married to a divorced man, and falsely labeled as infertile. After a lifetime of suffering, she died alone and abandoned. Reborn, Yu Xinyan refuses to repeat her past mistakes. The role of a nominal wife? Let someone else play it. Just as she contemplates how to rewrite her destiny, she stumbles upon a mysterious space—a gift from the heavens. With this golden advantage, her eyes gleam with newfound determination. She ruthlessly cuts ties with the so-called "devoted" man, marries the factory's most sought-after bachelor, and embarks on a blissful, shamelessly sweet life—a happiness only they can truly understand.

Elif adalah seorang kutu buku yang Cerdas suatu perusahaan dan cewek yang sangat teliti dalam bekerja sepanjang hidupnya untuk mendapatkan apa yang dia inginkan. Tumbuh dewasa, dia tidak mendapat dukungan dari keluarganya dan hanya bisa mengandalkan dirinya sendiri. Jadi, ketika Elif memutuskan ingin mendapatkan gelar sarjana teknik, dia menyadari bahwa dia perlu mengambil jalan alternatif untuk sampai ke sana. Dia mengambil pekerjaan menari di Suatu Klub Pasifik berpikir ini akan menjadi pertunjukan sampingan yang cepat, di mana dia dapat menghasilkan uang yang dia butuhkan. Tapi dengan kurangnya keterampilan menari dan Alfin Brayen yang menjadi terlalu protektif, Elif menyadari ini mungkin tidak semudah yang dia pikirkan. Dimas Maykel tahu satu atau dua hal tentang rasa sakit, tetapi topeng yang dia pakai sangat bagus. Tidak ada yang tahu bahwa pria tampan, cerdas, dan nakal ini memiliki masalah yang mendalam. Maykel melakukan rutinitas pria lucu agar dia bisa menyembunyikan patah hatinya. Tetapi ketika Elif menari-nari ke dalam kehidupan Maykel, dia menyadari bahwa dia harus berhadapan langsung dengan musuh di masa lalunya jika dia menginginkan masa depan bersamanya.

Pour toi, coeur de poète avec une âme de pirate et un esprit vagabond. Je t'invite a voyager avec moi, contempler l'univers, l'inconscient et leurs secrets.(fic) Suis sur facebook en open source, Dav Bin, vu que le compte est passé en creation digitale, viendez. pas.

In a world of warring kingdoms, Lira is a young girl whose chaotic ways hide extraordinary power. Alongside her companions, she faces impossible challenges with humor, courage, and unrelenting strength. This is a story of adventure, friendship, and the unpredictable heroics of an unlikely savior. Lira is an idiot. At least… that’s what everyone thinks. After all, who accidentally overthrows an empire with a single stone and then asks for ramen as a reward? But behind her simple smile lies a power that defies logic itself—strength that bends reality, fists that warp time, and instincts that move faster than thought. As kingdoms fall into chaos and the Demon King’s generals rise to stop her, Lira journeys across a war-torn world with a reluctant strategist, a boastful prince, and a stubborn dwarven princess who all find themselves drawn into her unstoppable path. Enemies grow stronger. Battles grow more absurd. And the world slowly realizes a terrifying truth— She isn’t a hero. She isn’t a villain. She’s just Lira. And that might be the most dangerous thing of all.

Xiang Wan transmigrated into a book and became a cannon fodder character who only appeared once! She was originally a top-tier heiress from a prestigious modern family. After her mother's early death, her father squandered her mother's money daily with his mistress, resulting in several illegitimate children. In order to secure her position as the young heiress of the Xiang family, she had to outwardly pretend to be an excellent and knowledgeable heiress, internally act as a filial granddaughter and daughter, and occasionally engage in power struggles with her half-siblings. Despite the hardships, she couldn't let go of her mother's possessions, not a single one! Unfortunately, just before she could reclaim her inheritance, she accidentally fell into the water during a gathering. When she woke up, she realized she had transmigrated into a book, and her identity was that of a noble young lady from the 1970s?! She was incredibly beautiful and came from a remarkable family, yet she wasn't the female lead? She was just a cannon fodder character? Xiang Wan couldn't accept it. But when she saw the 100 billion cash locked in the System, Xiang Wan regained her motivation! Indulging in a life of food, drink, pleasure, and luxury was what she should be living! Complete a task for a hundred thousand dollars? She had to do it! However many there were, she would complete them all! Various luxury goods for just a few hundred bucks? She would take them all! Later, as the market opened up, while everyone, including the main characters in the book, was doing business, Xiang Wan drove luxury cars, lived in mansions, embraced her handsome husband, counted her precious gemstones, and lived a joyfully happy life!

In a city perpetually drowning in fog and fear, a cold fire is about to burn. Spreading before Detective Arthur, under the single, smoky halo of his desk lamp, is a labyrinth of forgotten inkancient maps and cryptically coded ledgers thought to be incinerated decades ago. For years, the Family’s grip on the city was a myth, a ghost story told to rookie cops. But the documents he holds under his magnifying glass are too real. They are safehouse coordinates, money laundering routes, and, most chillingly, a hit list that starts with Arthur's own sister, a city prosecutor on the verge of a breakthrough case. With every ancient clue he decrypts, Arthur isn't just investigating a crime; he's uncovering a legacy of blood that connects to his family’s darkest secret. Now, he must become the ghost that haunts the mafia. Trading his badge for his wits and his gun for the maps, Arthur has forty-eight hours to hunt down the resurgent network before they execute their list. He’s been hunting the mafia for a lifetime, but this time, they are hunting him. He must solve the past to save the future, or become the next name crossed off the ancient list. The hunt is on.

I have the best harem in-game AND in real life!!! Win games = win babes = win slaves For every minigame won, the player will receive a beauty into their harem who obeys their every whim. Chen Mo was invited into this game that provided an endless array of minigames, each with a unique storyline, atmosphere, and theme. The harem wasn't the only reward this game had to offer. Magical items bearing supernatural abilities could be purchased from its store, and a fair number of them could be used in real life. The players of this game were secret superpowered individuals in the real world due to these magical items, and Chen Mo had just become one of them... albeit starting off as an F rank one. With these magical items, Chen Mo didn't intend to use them only for selfish purposes; he was going to use them to change the world for the better. But mostly, of course, Chen Mo was playing for the heavenly babes. As an F rank, Chen Mo finds himself often underestimated by enemies he will soon embarass, as well as frequently teased by women he will soon conquer. But he always comes out on top. Why? Because he's just too smart for an F rank. —————— DISCLAIMER: Violence Gore Psychological horror Horror Very graphic, explicit scenes

This story explores the journey of a woman named Sarah as she discovers the supernatural abilities of a white cat. Through her dedication and study, Sarah uncovers the secrets of the cat's powers and even discovers her own latent abilities. The story is a journey of self-discovery, and the exploration of a world beyond the mundane. It speaks to the power of curiosity, dedication, and the pursuit of knowledge, as well as the potential for magic and wonder in the world around us.

Cheng, a 26-year-old mother of two, has returned from abroad. Little did she know that she would come across the man she met six years before. Call it luck or call it misfortune, he doesn’t know her, but the two kids especially the older one, look exactly like him! Will he recognize them? The younger sister asked, “Uncle, do you think I look like someone?” He replied, “you look like me.” “Haha! Then there’s someone else in my family who looks just like you.”