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Owen, um estudante comum do ensino médio na Academia Saint Aya, se vê junto com seus colegas de classe misteriosamente transportado para um mundo cheio de magia e criaturas bizarras durante um evento escolar. Neste mundo, a arcanergia satura a terra, e todos os seres inteligentes podem dominá-la. Quanto mais adepto alguém é em utilizar a arcanergia, mais nobre sua raça é considerada. Ao chegar neste novo continente, os estudantes da Academia Saint Aya imediatamente atraem a atenção de vários poderes. Eles são chamados de Santos e são escolhidos por raças poderosas para serem preparados como sucessores. No entanto, Owen parece ser tão discreto aqui quanto era na escola, sem nenhuma raça demonstrando interesse nele. Mesmo enquanto seus colegas de classe encontram seus lugares, ninguém estende a mão para Owen. Justo quando todos pensam que ele será deixado para trás, o rugido de um dragão ecoa pelo céu. A antiga e poderosa raça dos Dragões, em um gesto sem precedentes de alta cerimônia, faz com que os doze Grandes Anciões Dragões recebam pessoalmente Owen, escolhendo-o como o "Santo dos Dragões". Enquanto todos estão atordoados com essa virada dramática de eventos, Owen ouve um som de "ding" ao lado de seu ouvido... [Vinculando Hospedeiro, o mais poderoso Sistema de Profecia foi ativado!]

On an undisclosed world, in the southern hemisphere, lies the Mythical Continent of Talamh Aisling. A place where Science, Magic, and Cultivation merge and separate over and over to create wonders that the rest of the world can only dream of... *Interrupted film sound effects* "Yeah, no, not doing this. Hello everyone, you can call me the Druid, this is my diary from my travels in a continent that according to rest of the world, doesn't make sense. There's adventure and romance, danger and excitement, what more could you want?" *Bang! Crash! Bang! Boom! Gong!* *Film resuming noise and muffled gag sounds" *New Narrator* Join us as we explore this wonderful and exciting land. Plan is a chapter a week, my apologies to everyone who thinks this is too slow, but this my first time writing.

Akira Usagi was your average otaku agent 007: 0 girlfriends, 0 social life, 7 anime per day. His only goal was to finish his seasonal waifu tier list… Until he got accidentally summoned by Uzaki, a god(dess)? of questionable gender and even more questionable budget. Now Akira is the King of Faraluz, a kingdom so bankrupt even the castle ghosts are on strike. Together with his loyal(?) maid Cecilia — a vampire with a mood-switching coin — Akira must recruit 7 genre-broken waifus to rebuild the nation… and hopefully pay for his living expenses. With stupid missions, magical tax evasion, and ecchi encounters that defy logic, Akira will learn that being king of parody might be worse than being a harem protagonist. And he didn’t even ask for either. “A story of love, poverty, and irresponsible magical decisions.” WARNING (Because Apparently We Need One) This novel is a parody. Yes. Shocking. We know. Nothing in here is serious. Not the plot, not the characters, not even the author’s notes. If you’re expecting deep lore, consistent worldbuilding, or respectful treatment of femboys... well, we have bad news and a sarcastic fairy. We take zero responsibility if you: Lose faith in humanity Start speaking in tsundere Develop sudden emotional attachment to magical tax forms This story contains nonsense, fourth-wall violations, and budget explosions. Proceed only if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, or cry into your body pillow. You have been warned. Now let the chaos begin.

Kiyoshi Fujino will have his way with every girl in this story...the end! [THIS NOVEL WON'T BE DROPPED!] Release rate: 1 chapter/2 days Chapter length: 1000+ words Genre: ECCHI

Thomas a mafia lord, feared by all, cherished by the ladies for his unaiding cuteness although he's always silent and speak less, his aura can not be ignored. lorita a high school student , who knew nothing about the world, who lives to enjoy the coolness of the world , she's confident, fearless,rude , nevertheless cute. Liam ,Thomas step brother, very cunny , dangerous, friendly , handsome and friendly. what will happen when Thomas meets lorita , will he be able to tolerate her rudeness? what about Liam will be able to get lorita's love? let's find out

Ever thought of the realm of gods. Ever thought of yourself as clumsy... This story is for you... Read this humorous story that leads to silliness overloaded... Gods on earth to try and correct a blunder made by their tardiness which leads to the greatest massacre of all time........

Eleanor Hart is trying her best to have her author publish her story. She will do everything she can to make her dreams come true. Even with the government forcing a shutdown bubble over Parody Park itself! Facing Boss Man killer of protagonists, high school, and a half-demon love interest Eleanor swears she will have her story published! Warning there will be mentions of characters that seem like real life figures. These figures are fictional and are not based on anyone in real life.

A Parody series of Destiny 2 following Carl the Warlock, Hunk the Titan, and Toby the Hunter.

Follow the trio as they hunt down the Barons and Uldren Sov for taking out Cayde-6.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.