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In a chaotic city restaurant where tempers boil as fast as the soup, two workers become locked in a daily battle of wills — a fiery young server trying to prove herself and a jaded dishwasher who’s seen it all. Their workplace rivalry turns every shift into a test of patience, pride, and survival. But when management finally takes notice and one of them is forced to face the consequences, what seemed like a petty feud becomes a powerful lesson in accountability, growth, and letting go. Told with sharp humor and emotional depth, Count Your Teeth with Your Tongue is a gritty, character-driven workplace drama about knowing when to fight, when to lead, and when to walk away. Everyone has a breaking point. What happens when you reach yours?

"When the Shan Hai Jing stops being a bedtime story and starts being the truth, something ancient and hungry wakes up in the dark under our feet. It’s got teeth from a time before God had a name, and it’s coming for us. Humankind won't be a civilization anymore; we’ll just be meat on the table." 山海经 不再是传说... 古牙 从地脉苏醒，吞噬人间！ Gruesome slaughters broke out all at once across the globe, a supernatural bloodbath with no earthly explanation. A shadowy outfit that’s been operating since the Song Dynasty finally dug up the truth—and it was a nightmare. Those things aren't bedtime stories anymore; they’re the 'beasts' from the Shan Hai Jing. They’re real, they’re awake, and they’re coming for us. It isn’t just about the hunger for human meat, either. They’re looking to wipe us off the map entirely. Or maybe—just maybe—it’s our own fault. Maybe we’ve spent so many centuries stacking up our own filth that it became a long-distance call to the dark. An invitation they couldn't refuse.

This is a collaboration of all things that circulate inside of my twisted mind. Warning its explicit and dark, enjoy!

From a young age, Dianthe knew her destiny: she would marry Peter, her kind but weak childhood friend, and follow the orders and expectations their elders had set for their packs and territories in their sleepy Colorado town. The dynamics of Dianthe's pack life and everything she knows are completely flipped when she accidentally imprints on a human boy. Questioning her existence, destiny, and everything she has ever experienced could even cause her to lose herself in the process. What is the price of true love?

A tale of outcasts! Captain Kota Korrow and his band of misfits have been struggling to survive for years with their community on a distant island then things take a turn for the worse when Korrow and his crew unleash an ancient evil.

There are a lot of stories about first loves, friendships that last a lifetime, and adventures that become epic poems with intricate trues. Yet this story is about losing it all. The inevitable path is always the most painful to bear and twists the heart's intentions. In the land of Helio, creatures ruled the sky and ground. Magic was not a weapon of war, but a blessing of the beyond world, so old races lived at peace with other. Until the Eighth Capitals were founded, Arkin, an orphan, would bear witness to this world's wonders and tragedies; his story starts at an old fountain offering his hand to a lost dragon.

Trevor has for his entire life been, inlove with fantasy. He wish desperately everyday that, could become a blood sucking vampire, or a creature of the moon aka werewolf. This dream came to reality, when a system, calling itself the king of vampire system, came to him. It told him that, a world filled with mystic creature, will attack earth, and it his job not to protect earth, but to lead vampire, from that world, to become, the strongest race in the universe.

Fu Xiaoxiao transmigrates into a book and immediately faces the crisis of being sent to the countryside. As the unloved middle child, her younger sister is the one meant to go — but her mother transfers her job to the sister instead. A disaster of a start. To avoid being sent away, she has to marry within seven days. She meets a few ordinary men and decides she'd rather go to the countryside. Then she runs into a neighbor who's also looking for a spouse — and his conditions are surprisingly good. A dowry of three hundred? Bicycles and a radio? Just take care of the kids, and separate rooms are fine? The others may pass, but she won't. Every day is a battle of wits with the two kids. Life is eventful, she gets a salary every month, and the boss is never home. Absolutely perfect. Except... wasn't this big shot supposed to be infertile? Then why does he keep strutting around naked in front of her? She has professional ethics. She won't be seduced by a good body. Hmph. Men only slow down her sword swing. Lu Feng grits his teeth at Fu Xiaoxiao, who remains completely unmoved by his countless attempts to seduce her, and traps her in his arms. "Boss, let's talk this through. I know forty a month is a bit much — how about... five less?" Trapped in his embrace, Fu Xiaoxiao thinks he's unhappy with her high salary and starts bargaining. "I'm giving myself to you for free." Lu Feng grinds out through clenched teeth. This woman has no heart. "...Can I say no?" Fu Xiaoxiao swallows, staring at the washboard abs so close. "Such a good deal — are you sure you don't want it?" Lu Feng squints, tempting her. "Fine." A fool turns down a bargain.

[Irresistible MC + Farming & Entrepreneurship + Strong Female Lead + Cute Baby + Love Rivalry + Farming System + Male Competition] Deng Yuyuan wakes up to find she has transmigrated into a period novel about a "pampered group darling" — as the biological mother of the vicious female villain. The female villain has a biased grandmother, a mooching uncle and his family, a blindly filial father, and a spineless mother. She was a small-time thief as a child. As an adult, she committed every kind of evil — constantly framing the female lead — and ultimately met a miserable end. The female lead is the only daughter in another family, doted on by her older brothers. The villain targeted her out of pure jealousy. And now, Deng Yuyuan has become that villain's cowardly mother — and the villain herself is currently just an ugly, wrinkly-faced infant. The blindly filial father loves his wife, but gives all the good things to his own mother. He says to his starving wife and daughter: "Xiao Yuan, come drink some water. I specially heated it for you." Deng Yuyuan looks at her own bony frame and her tiny child — and decides to get a divorce. Goodbye, useless husband. She's going to raise this little cub with an abundance of money and love. No way she'll go astray this time. Lost one husband, gained a crowd of suitors. A beautiful sent-down youth coveted by many — she knows some self-defense and burns the midnight oil studying. With the reinstatement of the college entrance exams, she takes her child toward a much wider world. Riding the wave of the times, Deng Yuyuan works her way up to become a gaming tycoon and a cutting-edge scientist... Except — why are so many men fighting to be her cub's stepfather?

【Career-oriented female protagonist + Love-struck male lead + Entertainment industry + Variety show + Satisfying sweetness】 Renee Morgan, a newcomer in the entertainment industry, learns of her predetermined fate as a minor female supporting character in a dream. She is the queen of minor roles, the resilient type, blazing with fighting spirit, illuminating many female stars. Renee Morgan: "...To hell with being a minor character. Anyone who dares use me as a stepping stone, I'll make sure they fall flat." Wendy Aldridge, also a newcomer in the entertainment industry, wants to use her as a control group. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Half a month later, Wendy Aldridge, who was supposed to become famous as part of the control group, ends up being cyber-bullied and is urged to leave the industry? Renee Morgan, who was supposed to be cyber-bullied out of the industry, becomes an overnight sensation and a top-star. The rival company's leading actress, backed by influential figures in the entertainment circle, snatches the main female role, leaving only the role of the female third lead for her. Renee Morgan: Ok~ Four months later, this drama explodes in popularity, all supporting roles become famous, and the female third lead role becomes a classic. The biggest stars, male and female leads, are left with no buzz? ... Later, Renee Morgan finally achieves her dream, winning the Best Actress Award with her acting skills, and announces her relationship on the day she receives the award—she is in love. He's just a regular person. One day, Morgan all over the country sees familiar figures appearing in the news and rushes online to share: Is this the Best Actress's ordinary boyfriend?