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“Even if Yama wants a person dead, Almighty Ye can bring them back to life!” The one in a century miracle doctor, Ye Qianli, fights the King of Hell, King Yama, and the Grim Reaper with a silver needle in one hand. She wins every battle and never fails. In a transmigration, she becomes the princess of a dynasty. It was a pity that she's not doted on by her father and mother. She is even framed by her cousin who wants to destroy her goddess body, snatch her man, and steal her money. Scram! With the godly doctor possessing her body, she becomes ferocious. Cultivating a divine cultivation technique and refining divine pills, she tramples on bitches and slaps their faces, I'll let you know what it means to be the favored daughter of heaven! She can produce worldly treasures herself and picks up treasure everywhere she goes. It just makes one envious and jealous. In a unfortunate sequence of events, due to an intense poison, she "offends" a cold and handsome man in a moment of desperation. Legend had it the revered one in the dynasty, the Prince Charming of the educational institution. If he catches her, he would want to torture and kill her. What should she do?

After Xiao Lingyu was betrayed by her boyfriend, she had the scumbag underneath her feet and along with the slut. Then, she used the spatial jade pendant to return to her hometown and began planting. She planted, planted, and planted before selling, selling, and selling. After that, she built, built, and built. She went on a frenzied path of establishing her farm kingdom, running further and further away! Until one day, under the peach blossom tree in Tao Yuan Village… A cute little toddler who was about four or five years old tried his best to raise his head. When he finally raised his head, he straightened up. Uh, his neck was starting to hurt from him raising it, but he still stubbornly maintained this posture. His big round black eyes narrowed slightly, and he asked curiously, "Who are you? Why do you look so much like me?" The man peered at the cute child who looked exactly like him when he was young. The man was tall, handsome, and exuded an extraordinary aura. He narrowed his eyes and asked coldly, "Who are you?" In his heart, he was trying to guess which bold woman was behind this. If she dared to do it, she must pay the price! However, before he could make the woman pay the price, this cute little toddler came over and held his hand. With a longing gaze, he said, "Uncle, I'm lost. Can you bring me home?" As the man held the little boy's hand and led him to a farmhouse in an unexpected turn of events, he heard the little boy's excited voice. "Mommy, you can get married now! I've finally found a man who looks like me!" Everyone, "…" This child really went nuts in his quest to find himself a stepfather! In short, this was a story of a white-collar worker who was reborn in the city. After getting set up by someone and obtaining a spatial tool by accident, she returned to the countryside, farmed, and raised her son. She was also cared for by the man her son brought back and transformed into a rich lady.

Follow the captivating journey of Ken Takagi, a high school baseball prodigy whose dreams were shattered by a devastating shoulder injury during a crucial match. After being forced to quit baseball and become a regular office worker, his life turns sour upon seeing his teammates compete on the professional level while he wallows in pain and self-pity. However, fate has other plans for Ken when he's granted a second chance, thrust back into his middle schooler self with a powerful ally—the Major League System. With a newfound opportunity to rewrite his destiny, Ken embarks on a quest to reclaim the glory he once lost. Armed with the Major League System, he navigates the challenges of adolescence, friendship, and the pursuit of greatness. As Ken strives to overcome the mistakes of his past and shape a future he can be proud of, readers are taken on an exhilarating ride through the world of baseball, where dreams are made and broken. Will Ken be able to rise above the setbacks, hone his skills, and fulfill his lifelong dream of becoming a professional baseballer? With the Major League System at his disposal, the journey is fraught with excitement, setbacks, and unexpected twists. This is a tale of resilience, redemption, and the pursuit of excellence—a story that will keep you eagerly turning the pages, yearning to see if Ken can hit a home run in rewriting his own destiny. Get ready for a thrilling exploration of passion, determination, and the unwavering spirit of a young athlete chasing greatness.

Ikuti perjalanan menarik Ken Takagi, seorang anak ajaib bisbol SMA yang mimpinya hancur karena cedera bahu yang parah saat pertandingan krusial. Setelah terpaksa berhenti bermain bisbol dan menjadi pekerja kantor biasa, hidupnya semakin pahit saat melihat rekan-rekannya bertanding di level profesional sementara dia meratap dalam rasa sakit dan mengasihani diri sendiri. Namun, takdir memiliki rencana lain untuk Ken ketika dia diberi kesempatan kedua, kembali ke dirinya yang masih siswa sekolah menengah dengan sekutu yang kuat—Sistem Major League. Dengan kesempatan baru untuk menulis ulang takdirnya, Ken memulai pencarian untuk merebut kembali kejayaan yang pernah hilang. Dipersenjatai dengan Sistem Major League, dia menghadapi tantangan masa remaja, persahabatan, dan pengejaran keunggulan. Ketika Ken berjuang untuk mengatasi kesalahan masa lalunya dan membentuk masa depan yang bisa dibanggakan, pembaca akan dibawa dalam perjalanan yang mendebarkan melalui dunia bisbol, di mana mimpi dibuat dan dihancurkan. Apakah Ken mampu bangkit dari kemunduran, mengasah keterampilannya, dan memenuhi impian seumur hidupnya menjadi pemain bisbol profesional? Dengan Sistem Major League di tangannya, perjalanannya penuh dengan kegembiraan, kemunduran, dan kejutan tak terduga. Ini adalah kisah ketahanan, penebusan, dan pengejaran keunggulan—sebuah cerita yang akan membuat Anda ingin terus membuka halaman demi halaman, berharap melihat apakah Ken bisa mencapai home run dalam menulis ulang takdirnya sendiri. Bersiaplah untuk eksplorasi mendebarkan tentang hasrat, tekad, dan semangat tak tergoyahkan dari seorang atlet muda yang mengejar kejayaan.

After failing her tribulation, Ye Leng'an returned to the first world. In her previous life, she was the fake daughter everyone in the Ye family hated. With the real daughter around, she seemed even more worthless in comparison. Meanwhile, the real daughter was adored by everyone. Ultimately, Ye Leng'an was tortured and killed by the real daughter's admirers. She suffered a terrible end. After she died, her soul transmigrated into the cultivation realm. Thanks to her hard work, she cultivated until the tribulation period, and she was only one step away from ascending as an immortal. However, during her tribulation, she failed because of her inner demons from her time in the first world. In this lifetime, she returned with all her glory. She was no longer a loser. Hehe. Now that she had reincarnated, she wanted to regain the honor that once belonged to her. Anyone who stood in her way would be annihilated. Was the real daughter a medical genius who had the potential to become a miracle doctor? Apologies, but Ye Leng'an was the real deal who could bring the dead back to life. She had spiritual pills that countless bigshots would kill for! Was the real daughter a computer genius who could easily access any part of the internet? Apologies, but Ye Leng'an was the one who invented the internet. She was like God, who could control who lived or died in it. Ye Leng'an reincarnated in the world of cultivation and took the world by storm. While countless bigshots found themselves falling head over heels in love with her, a mysterious man who had secretly had a powerful background directly pulled her into his arms. "You belong to me, Honey," he announced. Ye Leng'an helplessly rolled her eyes. "This guy really does get jealous easily!"

****Completed, but under revision.**** ***SUPER SLOW BURN MATURE 18+*** After struggling her way through university, Mina Harlow, a top tier graduate (and literal genius), with the aspiration of lifting her family out of poverty, was still living in the slums, taking odd jobs to earn a living. All of her hard work had been for nothing and her life is cast into turmoil because she offended the wrong Miss from a prominent family. Desperate to for her next source of income, Mina aligns herself with the wrong people, and finds herself amid several conspiracies that keep becoming more and more confounded by misunderstandings. She is mistaken for a spy, by one of the most influential families in the country and held captive as the confusion, mishaps and misunderstandings build up all around her. Under the extreme circumstance, Mina is thrown into despair, hatred and love all that the same time, but will the experience break her or make her ‘better?’ (This story is set in a fictional, modern day patriarchal society on the brink of a shift public opinion on the 'role' of the woman.) Excerpt: "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm stupid," Mina replied. The man laughed sarcastically. "I disagree. I think you are a very smart girl." "Being smart does not mean you can not be stupid." Who told her she was a genius anyway? ***THIS IS AN ADULT STORY WITH AN ADULT THEME. THERE IS VIOLENCE AND IMPLIED VIOLENCE. THERE IS ROMANCE IN THIS STORY, BUT IT IS NOT EXACTLY A LOVE STORY. ***

Xu Feng transmigrated into the cultivation world with only one useless cheat. When he was born, the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had just hatched, and according to the family tradition, it was bestowed upon him as his companion spiritual beast. Thinking that the Golden Armored Spirit Turtle had an extraordinary bloodline, he believed it would become a great companion in the future. However, to his surprise, it took twenty years for it to reach the Qi-Refining stage. So Xu Feng gave up all his expectations. He decided to keep nurturing it. If he failed, he could just pass it on to future generations. Unexpectedly... A colossal golden turtle, as vast as the entire world, lay across the shattered land. Looking at the devastated world, Xu Feng harshly tapped the head of the golden turtle. "Try to be more gentle next time!"

Meng Yu's Golden Finger was called "Corruption Strengthens Tenfold, Becoming a Demon Strengthens Hundredfold," both extremely fierce and convenient to use. "Those who consume Qi are divine and long-lived, constructing the foundation of ten-thousand generations, and on the day they achieve immortality ('Dan'), they break the self of yesteryears ('Infant'), transforming into heaven and earth, thus becoming immortals." This is the eternally correct tale of the Qi Refinement Practitioner Meng Yu's grand cultivation adventure.

Segui l'affascinante viaggio di Ken Takagi, un prodigio del baseball liceale i cui sogni furono infranti da un devastante infortunio alla spalla durante una partita cruciale. Dopo essere stato costretto ad abbandonare il baseball e diventare un comune impiegato d'ufficio, la sua vita diventa amara nel vedere i suoi compagni di squadra competere a livello professionale mentre lui annaspa nel dolore e nell'autocommiserazione. Tuttavia, il destino ha altri piani per Ken quando gli viene concessa una seconda possibilità, ritrovandosi catapultato nel suo sé delle scuole medie con un potente alleato—il Sistema della Major League. Con una rinnovata opportunità di riscrivere il suo destino, Ken intraprende una missione per riconquistare la gloria che aveva perso. Armato del Sistema della Major League, affronta le sfide dell'adolescenza, dell'amicizia e della ricerca della grandezza. Mentre Ken si sforza di superare gli errori del suo passato e plasmare un futuro di cui essere orgoglioso, i lettori vengono trasportati in un'esaltante avventura nel mondo del baseball, dove i sogni si realizzano e si infrangono. Riuscirà Ken a superare gli ostacoli, affinare le sue abilità e realizzare il suo sogno di diventare un giocatore professionista di baseball? Con il Sistema della Major League a sua disposizione, il viaggio è carico di emozioni, battute d'arresto e colpi di scena inaspettati. Questa è una storia di resilienza, redenzione e ricerca dell'eccellenza—un racconto che ti terrà incollato alle pagine, desideroso di vedere se Ken riuscirà a fare un fuoricampo nel riscrivere il proprio destino. Preparati per un'avvincente esplorazione della passione, determinazione e dello spirito irremovibile di un giovane atleta alla ricerca della grandezza.

In this world, there are people who are born to suffer. They have no home, no children, no relatives, and even die tragically at the end, just like Qin Xiangnuan, who carried her burdens alone. In her thirties, she is just a flower that bloomed only to wither in her declining years, and she also has nothing. There are also those who are born to enjoy blessings, possessing wealth, beauty, a capable husband, and smart, beautiful children, yet they still take someone else's life, just like Qin Xiangmei. Though being biological sisters, she plotted against her sister from childhood until her death. If it weren't for rebirth, Qin Xiangnuan would never have known that her half-sister, Qin Xiangmei, not only took away her father and her elder brother's life but also the only keepsake her mother had left for her, and even a tremendous opportunity.