funny vampires

Victor was a normal 21-year-old man, he grew up in a loving family that helped him take care of himself knowing that he had a practically incurable disease, the RH null blood, he was the owner of a rare blood type... But what Victor didn't know, is that this blood type was a delicacy in the supernatural world, creatures that fed on blood loved his blood type... And that blood he hated would be the factor that would make Victor the greatest vampire of all time. ........................... [A/N: The cover is mine, it's original.] This novel is being edited by: IsUnavailable, And Davo 2138. If you want to support me so that I can pay artists to illustrate the characters in my novel, visit my Patreon: patreon.com/VictorWeismann More characters images in: https://discord.gg/4FETZAf

Victor était un jeune homme normal de 21 ans, il a grandi dans une famille aimante qui l'a aidé à prendre soin de lui-même, sachant qu'il avait une maladie pratiquement incurable, le sang RH null, il était le détenteur d'un type de sang rare... Mais ce que Victor ignorait, c'est que ce type de sang était un délice dans le monde surnaturel, les créatures qui se nourrissaient de sang adoraient son type de sang... Et ce sang qu'il détestait serait le facteur qui ferait de Victor le plus grand vampire de tous les temps.

THÈMES MATURES : Esclavage ...éléments TW Après que sa famille a été brutalement assassinée devant elle par le Roi des Vampires, Zyren Blackthorn, pour être des chasseurs, Aria est laissée brisée et dévastée, désespérée de mourir. Son monde est anéanti lorsque Zyren, au lieu de la tuer, la revendique comme son animal de compagnie, la traînant loin de son village jusqu'au cœur de la ville centrale. En tant qu'esclave humaine, elle est forcée d'endurer ses désirs sadiques. Chaque nuit, il lui rappelle son impuissance, mais sous sa cruauté se cache une obsession qui brûle avec intensité. Malgré sa haine et son désir de vengeance, le corps d'Aria la trahit, et elle se retrouve prise entre un désir sombre et son besoin désespéré de vengeance. Extrait : La respiration d'Aria se bloqua tandis que les doigts de Zyren traçaient la ligne de sa mâchoire, son toucher plus froid que la glace, pourtant brûlant sa peau avec la promesse d'en faire plus. Elle devrait résister, devrait riposter, mais son corps la trahissait—frissonnant, désirant ardemment le plaisir qu'elle savait qu'il pouvait lui donner. "Tu pensais que je te tuerais," murmura Zyren, sa voix un ronronnement sombre. "Mais au lieu de cela, tu m'appartiendras. Chaque partie de toi sera mienne." Ses lèvres s'entrouvrirent pour parler, mais les mots restèrent coincés dans sa gorge. Le souvenir du sang de sa famille tachant ses mains lui retournait l'estomac tandis qu'elle le regardait avec haine. "Dis-moi," grogna-t-il, ses mains descendant plus bas, pressant contre la douceur de sa peau, "souhaites-tu toujours mourir?" Elle serra les poings, les larmes menaçant de couler, mais son corps tremblait sous son toucher. "Je ne souhaite rien d'autre que d'être libre de toi," cracha-t-elle, mais même alors que les mots quittaient ses lèvres, elle sentait la faim en elle—une faim qu'elle détestait mais qu'elle ne pouvait nier tandis qu'elle fixait ses yeux rouges. Un besoin de se PRÉSENTER à lui et de le laisser la monter... corps et âme.

This novel is an "always-ongoing" novel containing a compilation of fictional funny stories. New fictional funny stories will be added to new chapters in this book over time.

Caïn, un Dieu Suprême vampire, remonte le temps pour échapper à une annihilation totale, pour se réveiller à une époque où il était lié par un pacte de sang matrimonial à trois belles sœurs vampires qui partagent son pouvoir et ralentissent sa progression. Pour retrouver sa force maximale et se venger des dieux qui lui ont tendu une embuscade, il doit échapper à ce lien. Il a échappé à une embuscade des dieux les plus puissants. S'échapper de trois épouses vampires devrait être facile. Mais que se passe-t-il si ses trois épouses peuvent entendre toutes ses pensées ? Peuvent-elles contenir cette créature Dieu Suprême ? Un Dieu Suprême comme lui peut-il échapper à cette histoire d'amour romantique ? AVERTISSEMENT : CECI EST UN ROMAN SANS SYSTÈME.

This novel contains a compilation on funny chats to entertain all of you. One chapter refers to one chat.

This novel contains funny conversations between fictional people. They are written to entertain all of you. One chapter represents one conversation in this novel.

The world with it's beautiful mechanised civilization came crashing down when the greatest source of fuel it had ever known suddenly ran dry. Worse part is, it all happened in one night. Great world economies plummeted like a shooting star at the horizon. Panic umbrellaed man kind unlike anything he had ever faced before. It was worse than any wars or plagues that had come before it. However, by some miracle, a different source of energy just as rich and nearly boundless as the last was discovered. They called it Ryeoun Energy. The energy of the soul of living organisms. The purest and best rated of this energy, came from man, the most intelligent of all beings. But like every grand mistake this specie had ever made since the dawn of existence, they abused it's power which lead to the climb of depression rate by 60% of the society and suicide rates more than tripling it's usually number. In short, humanity was killing it's self. World Governments seeked ways to amend this problem and soon enough, inhumane experiments were conducted. This experiments created the Blood demons (Vampires). Talk about leaving the hot pot and straight into fire. Only Darklings a different breed of man induced evolution can stop them. However,with the plans the vampires have, even Darklings are about to bath in a world of pain. Only one. An outcast, a hybrid, and an irresponsible jerk can save them. But before he can save anyone, who will save him from himself.... ........,............................... Disclaimer:The art work is by Nasir... If you like it, dm me I'll help you connect.

Chifuyu’s life is flipped upside down when he’s brought into the world of hunters and vampires. His tale will bring happiness, laughter, sadness, and pain to himself as well as those around him. A new journey begins. I will be posting this story on RoyalRoad.com *** Hello to all those reading and thank you for taking the time to check out my series. This is my first story that I'm posting online and I am serious about writing Vampire Legacy to be the best it can be. Though I do need to make clear that the first 100-200 chapters will be a mix of comedy and serious arcs. This will be a fantasy action story just as much as a comedy/slice of life story until the true plot kicks in. I plan to go all in with the comedy, then when we get to a certain turning point, the breaks will not stop with 13 long continuous serious arcs that will go until the finale. This novel will definitely be at least 500 chapters. I hope you all stay and see what I have to offer. *The cover is fanart for the anime The Case Study of Vanitas. I’m using it instead of the basic book cover until I draw the key visual myself.*

"It's already 12:30 a.m., thirty minutes past midnight and I still can't locate the fucking grave. Just how deep did these assholes bury her? Were they trying to hide a body or dig to the Earth's core? I know, I know. You're probably wondering what the hell a woman in her late twenties is doing in a cemetery, covered in dirt, and digging up graves like it's a normal Friday night. And no, I'm not a gravedigger............" I had three fucking rules. Just three. And sure, no problem with the undead—until me and my brilliant fucking stupidity decided to break every single one. **Rule one**: Don’t remove the necklace. **Rule two**: Don’t talk to him. **Rule three**: For the love of all things holy—don’t open the fucking cage. Simple, right? Apparently not. I shattered them. One by one. Like an idiot playing with a loaded gun. And now? The most dangerous vampire in existence is free. Two others are hot on my tail. And I have no idea what the fuck I’ve gotten myself into.