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At age 3, she knew who she wanted to marry. At age 10, she gave away her first kiss. At age 20, she became his personal bodyguard. For her childhood best friend to still run away after all this, what was the point of her learning marital art all these years? The saddest thing to come out of all this was the fact that she was the one feeling burdened all this time… Five years later. “Mommy! How come I am so cute but I do not have a daddy?” “How should I know? Go ask your daddy!” Xia Yuxun watched the newly married couple through the TV screen and answered without looking back. Half an hour later, at the live wedding that was being broadcasted, a crying child was grabbing onto the groom’s leg and screaming “daddy”. The man stared at the miniature version of himself and asked, “Where’s your mommy?” Xia Yuxun, who was watching this live show gulped, “You brat, you are digging your mom a hole!”

"Buddy, that woman has woken up." Tomorrow was Wen Ruoqing's wedding day, but someone dragged her and sent her to a hotel. Wen Ruoqing woke up and found there was a camera in front of the bed, waiting to shoot her steamy scene with two guys. Wen Ruoqing escaped from the window and fell in the arms of Ye Sichen, the most powerful man in this city. Wen Ruoqing removed Ye Sichen's bathrobe and kissed him... After an erotic night, Wen Ruoqing wanted to leave quietly. However, Ye Sichen stopped her, "No women dared to climb onto my bed. You know what you deserve." Oh hell, she offended the most powerful man. She was screwed! Unexpectedly, Ye Sichen offered her... a marriage certification?!

Charlie Thompson, seventeen, grew up in a poor and remote village and now makes a living as a deliveryman. He has only just recovered from the stab wounds that nearly killed him, and the treatment has drained almost all of his savings. Even so, he can feel his life shifting. When he was in the hospital, his jade pendant stirred and a stream of cultivation and medical knowledge poured into his mind. From that moment on, he knew everything was about to change.

At the age of ten, he shyly called out "Sister Jiang," a slender, small boy obedient like a little milk dog. She imitated the adults, kissing his forehead to comfort him. When they met again, he was dressed in a sharp suit with gold-rimmed glasses, his every move as noble and pure as glimmering frost and snow, unapproachably lofty. Tearing off that scholar's disguise, he finally revealed his fangs in the darkness. "Isn't this what you taught me?" he whispered, encircling her slim waist from behind and seeking a kiss, his voice seductive, nearly playful as he called out those two words, "Sister Jiang." Jiang Jiu only then realized that the other party had long since become an obsessive and scheming mad dog, in a place she knew not of.

For more than a decade, she disguised herself as a weakling while preyed on the strong – Qiao Qing had never viewed reputation as an important matter. But people began to take advantage and purposely hurt the ones she cared about. Qiao Qing then decided to stop hiding her real self. An incapable good-for-nothing? Her natural genius IQ can explode your eyeballs! A lowly commoner? Her real identity made her someone who you are not worthy enough to be friends with! A feeble chick? Her skills in ancient martial art can result in you looking for your teeth all over the ground! A godly student, a godly Go player, a godly night rider, a godly martial artist… as her real identity revealed little by little, all those snobs who once viewed her poorly began to switch sides and attempted to please her. Qiao Qing shut the front door. No guests welcomed. She blocked those who wanted her for their own selfish demands, but she couldn’t stop this one evildoer from approaching her. Just like that, climbing over the walls and entering through the window became Jun Yexuan’s specialty. As the President of the Jun Corporation, he had enough to protect Qiao Qing her entire life. But what bothered him was that Qiao Qing was far too independent and far too capable. Without any of his help, she was able to successfully handle everything. Jun Yexuan became moody – he felt like he wasn’t needed! So, on a random day, a cry for help appeared on Weibo, “What do I do when the wife is too capable? Waiting for immediate responses – it’s urgent.”

Upon transmigration, Yun Yi became the love-struck damsel with a name homophonic to her own, Chuyunyi. The original owner was not only schemed against in her work but also deceived into signing up to go to the countryside. Inadvertently discovering that the person who claimed to like her was secretly meeting someone else behind her back, she finally understood that it was all their manipulation. When she was disheartened and received the news of her grandfather's accident, she became so devastated that she perished atop the mourning hall. Yun Yi used their own methods against them, seizing her work back with thunderous means, turning the schemers of the original owner's family into social pariahs. She also conveniently broke off the engagement with the fiancé who looked down on the original owner. Pah, who knows who will look down on whom in the future? Looking at the golden finger she obtained by chance, she sighed within her heart, "A blessing in disguise." As for searching for relatives? Just let nature take its course. She had no intention of bringing a bunch of ancestors on herself—the identity of a lone girl suited her just fine. The first time they met, she got a nosebleed from the basketball he tossed... The second time they met, she was mistaken for an accomplice, and the two escaped danger with tacit cooperation... The... Nth time they met, she almost became the man's cure, what kind of twisted fate was this... A piece of double-sided embroidery had the Pu'er tea-loving and women-abstinent Huo Si chasing after her like mad, banging his head against the wall for her. People in the compound praised Huo Si's righteousness, yet they didn't know his sacrifice for the family was only a blind, so he could stand by her side openly and legitimately. The little woman leaned on his shoulder, her voice soft and aggrieved, "They all don't like me. They even say I'm a vixen who used tricks to seduce you." Huo Si, towards those who had harmed and schemed against her, arrogantly declared: Zero tolerance. He made them 'slap themselves in the face' with his actions. She is his scale that must not be touched! The thrice-lovesick husband is online!

After graduating from college, Liu Zheng returned to his hometown because his brother was injured, propping up the small family clinic. However, following an accidental fall in the mountains, he was fortunate enough to have a serendipitous encounter. From then on, he wielded medicine in his left hand and martial arts in his right. The villagers of the small mountain village stepped onto the path to wealth!

After transmigrating, a talented young woman became the black sheep of the Gu family. People even tried to cut her open and take her son away. Five years later, she returned with a cute baby. She chuckled at the title of black sheep that she was given. Everyone wanted the medicinal pills that she made! She designed the most expensive jewelry in the capital! She opened the biggest fine-dining restaurant in the country! Even the most mysterious Island of No Return belonged to her! Ms. Gu and her son drank and ate good food while they entertained themselves by humiliating others. Life was great! However, one day, a man suddenly pinned her against the door. "How dare you steal my son?" Hehe. Did he want to take her son away? "Close the door and release the hounds!"

Mehr als ein Jahrzehnt lang verstellte sie sich als Schwächling, während sie auf die Starken lauerte – Qiao Qing hat nie viel auf ihren Ruf gegeben. Aber dann begannen die Leute, sie auszunutzen und absichtlich denen zu schaden, die ihr wichtig waren. Qiao Qing beschloss, ihr wahres Ich nicht länger zu verbergen. Eine unfähige Nichtsnutzin? Ihr natürlicher Genius-IQ kann deine Augäpfel explodieren lassen! Eine niedrige Bürgerliche? Ihre wahre Identität macht sie zu jemandem, mit dem du nicht würdig genug bist, befreundet zu sein! Ein schwaches Küken? Ihre Fähigkeiten in alter Kampfkunst können dazu führen, dass du deine Zähne überall auf dem Boden suchen musst! Eine göttliche Schülerin, eine göttliche Go-Spielerin, eine göttliche Nachtfahrerin, eine göttliche Kampfkünstlerin... als ihre wahre Identität nach und nach enthüllt wurde, begannen all jene Snobs, die sie einst verachteten, die Seiten zu wechseln und versuchten, ihr zu gefallen. Qiao Qing schloss die Haustür. Keine Gäste willkommen. Sie blockierte diejenigen, die sie aus eigennützigen Gründen wollten, aber sie konnte diesen einen Übeltäter nicht davon abhalten, sich ihr zu nähern. Genau so wurde das Klettern über Mauern und das Einsteigen durch Fenster zu Jun Yexuans Spezialität. Als Präsident der Jun Corporation hatte er genug, um Qiao Qing ihr ganzes Leben lang zu beschützen. Aber was ihn störte, war, dass Qiao Qing viel zu unabhängig und viel zu fähig war. Ohne seine Hilfe konnte sie alles erfolgreich bewältigen. Jun Yexuan wurde launisch – er fühlte sich überflüssig! So erschien eines Tages ein Hilferuf auf Weibo: "Was tut man, wenn die Ehefrau zu fähig ist? Warte auf sofortige Antworten – es ist dringend."

Lao Li's family finally gave birth to a girl! It's a pity that we are on the road to escape... Mrs. Li: What should I do? My baby has no milk to drink! Jiayin spat out bubbles of saliva and waved her little hands: "Don't be afraid, I have space, bring your own rations!" So... Li Laosi: Mom, I picked up a dairy goat on the roadside! Li Laosi’s wife: Mom, this rabbit hit the tree by itself! Li Laosan: Mom, I went to fetch water, and the big fish jumped into the bucket! Li Laosan’s wife: Mom, a handful of rice actually makes a pot of rice! Mrs. Li's head was buzzing. With the blessing of her ancestors, she was giving birth to a little lucky girl, who would prosper her family once she was born! As soon as she turned around, there was a pile of dates, apples and pears on the kang... Old lady Li: "Wait! Fu Niu'er, let grandma slow down. We have good things, so we have to take them out slowly!" Li Jiayin :Hee hee hee Keywords of the novel: Transformed into a little farmer's little Fubao, and cheated on the road to escape without pop-up windows. Translated into a peasant's little Fubao, and cheated on the way to escape from the wilderness. Download the full txt version. Transmapped into a peasant's little Fubao, he cheated on the road to escape from the wilderness.