roald dahl stories for adults

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I'll write your destiny with my own hands...He said in a cold, selfless tone, shaking the ashes of his cigarette. When you get out of my prison, people will catch up and tell each other. See that she's the one who got fucked up by Bahawal Sher. You are ruined, Merab Malik ... He laughed as he saw the veil of tears in her brown eyes. For she was aware how her life was going to become a storm after today. After this day that she will never forget.

When Iona Quinn interviews for a job as a live-in nanny to two young boys she immediately hits it off with her new boss, Onyx Bentley, the boys young single and successful father. And it is a relief as a twenty-two year old child lover making her way in the world, it's a great thing to have a well paying job where you don't have to worry about, rent, food or transportation (official car) working under a boss that is neither a sore to the eyes or ears. The perfect condusive environment to pursue her part time degree in marine engineering and Iona would give everything to not mess the arrangement up even if Onyx is starting to make googly eyes at her. Onyx Bentley checks all the boxes for Ionas dream man but there are some things that he is that  she just can't handle. Like being a baby daddy to three different problematic women. Although its clear that Onyx is no longer that man, his baby mamas are still their immature selves. Iona swears that no matter how much Onyx tries to push the boundaries he would always only be her work bestie. But she has to live in the same house as him and there are those weeks when the boys are not around.

A boy noticed something different in the roads. Leading them somewhere. He met a girl as his new transfer student. Both embark on a journey on the Roads.

A mere soldier. A roach in the army of the Queen. Sent out on the front lines of every battle for the Queen's glory and power.

What should I do before I die? One day this question popped up in the mind of a 20-year old student who was struggling with his life and was waiting for his death. So in the end...he decided to write! Yep, write! A person who hasn't ever written a decent essay was going to write a novel!! I know the idea seems ridiculous but it was the truth. But...just as NOT expected, his novel turns out to be a big flop. The depressed and troubled author decides to go to sleep to get some peace but eventually ends up dying under unknown circumstances and reincarnating in his own novel. How will he live in a world created by himself? Or was the world really created by him in the first place? Will he be able to live this life while facing his past actions, his sins, and his regrets? Or will he break into pieces again and wait for his death in the same way he did in his old life? I am posting this on RoyalRoad.com as well, my profile link is https://www.royalroad.com/profile/267246/fictions

In instant his consciousness vanished, his emotions mixed with anger and disappointment instilled themselves in his soul, at the end of his life-- which turned out to be not over yet. When he opened his eyes, he had returned to his starting point. The beginning of madness in his life.

melissa and her daughter had never been close until she discovers something kiara has been hiding but melissa also has a secret to reveal so does everyone else in her life

[Large-scale Male Competition and Asura Field, Multiple Male Leads] [Ditzy Beauty x Gloomy Male Ghost/Black-Bellied Older Man/Pure Love Loyal Dog/Unhinged Arch-Nemesis/Clingy Younger Puppy] Zoe Rhodes dies unexpectedly in a car accident. Before her death, she awakens her consciousness and discovers that the world she lives in is a tragic, angsty BE novel. Several villains imprison the female lead, causing the male and female leads to break up and get back together for many years, and in the end, they even drive the male lead to his death. The good news is, she's just an insignificant cannon fodder. The bad news is, her brother is that wronged male lead! Zoe Rhodes's vision goes black. When she wakes up, she has transmigrated ten years into the future. To protect her brother, she starts desperately trying to make her presence known among the villains, hoping they can turn over a new leaf. Through Zoe Rhodes's unremitting efforts, her brother is safe! The female lead is safe! She is also sa... wait, that's not right?!! Can someone please tell her why, after waking up from a nap, she finds herself lying in the villains' basement?! Zoe Rhodes: I don't know either. They started shouting something about a "white moonlight" and a "cinnabar mole" and then lined up to kiss me. [This is probably a story about a ditzy beauty who tries to tame the villains, only to discover that she is their long-dead "white moonlight", and all the villains are lining up, fighting to be her dog.]

Accidentally bound to a quick transmigration system, Ning Yue is resistant on the surface, but inwardly, she's screaming wildly: "As long as I keep completing missions, it's equivalent to gaining eternal life, I'm going to keep transmigrating forever!" In "True and Fake Rich Daughter," she is the fake rich daughter who was abandoned. She declares, "The wealthy family abandoned me, so I will create a wealthy family of my own!" In "Era's Blessed Child," she leads her entire family to build a fortune, turning the fake blessed child into a real blessed child. In "Flourishing Age of Shengshi," having transmigrated into the Empress who was turned into cannon fodder, she simply turns the ungrateful mother and son into cannon fodder instead.