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Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk? And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen! But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you. So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits! And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***. so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101

When the Anomaly Games descend, the rules are absolute. For the chosen players of every nation, survival hangs by a thread. Break a rule, and cosmic horrors erase you and begin their invasion. So when the Azure Federation's champion is revealed to be a seven-year-old orphan named Kai Locke, the world writes them off as dead. But Kai has a secret weapon: an SSS-Tier Talent, [The Rulebreaker]. For him, the rules aren't just suggestions—they're a joke. While other players desperately try to survive, Kai is busy figuring out how to cause the most chaos. He'll unplug a monster's life support to see what happens, steal a ghost's prized possession, and rack up 'Dread Points' by being the most infuriating child in existence. The more he annoys the entities, the stronger he becomes. Forget surviving. Kai's here to win. And in a game where fear is currency, the most terrifying player isn't a monster—it's a brat who's figured out that the ultimate cheat code is being a total menace.

This story is written by an amateur of the English language. It was originaly written in Polish, so the chapters will appear alternately - once in Polish and one in English. Sorry for the linguistic mistakes, but I'm really bad at the language and I check most things in a translator. * Her childhood wasn't colorful. She also didn't remember much from that period, which she thought was one of the worst of her life. When she discoverd the truth about herself, all she could do was run away. The action takes place after 3rd season in 2011. * Jej dzieciństwo nie było kolorowe. Niewiele też pamiętała z tamtego okresu, który jej zdaniem był jednym z najgorszych w jej życiu. Kiedy odkryła prawdę o sobie, jedynym co mogła zrobić, to uciec. Akcja dzieje się po trzecim sezonie w 2011 roku.

Tony Ryan is a British author, based in Hong Kong, whose previous jobs include being a police officer, English teacher and magazine editor. It has always been his dream to have a novel published, so after catching the bug with his debut fiction novel, Ramus, there will surely be more to follow. He is a strong advocate of mental health awareness and hopes to assist in reducing the stigma against those suffering with any MH condition. What happened to James Lockedon? When a man is reported missing, Detective Jain can’t understand why he has to deal with it. Missing people are mundane jobs for uniform officers. However, he quickly realises that he’s in over his head and the investigation takes a dark turn. Going back to crimes from decades before to help him solve this new mystery, Jain wonders how far a man can go in order to stay hidden. A debut novel, mixing genres into an unconventional mystery novel. Independent review quotes (Goodreads): "The best book I've read this year" "What a fantastic read" "I took for granted that I knew how it ended. Don't make that mistake!" "A powerful and moving story" "I read it in a few hours as it pulled me in to its gripping story line" "this book left me with chills" "there are hints peppered throughout that'll smack you in the face later" and more...

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My journey with music has been amazingly wonderful, but I never wanted anything to drag me apart from it. - Author

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In her past life, Tang Mo accidentally lost her own Space Jade Pendant when the apocalypse began, losing her biggest golden finger. Afterwards, her superpower training went awry, she lost her loved ones, suffered from ostracization, and utterly ruined the good hand she was dealt, ultimately dying at the mouths of mutant beasts. Opening her eyes again, Tang Mo was reborn one week before the start of the apocalypse. None of the tragedies has happened yet! How will she seize the opportunity and walk her own path to becoming a powerful figure in the apocalypse?

Married to Mason Crawford for two years, Summer Thorne became the city's notorious jinx. As the legitimate Mrs. Crawford, she could only watch helplessly as her own family went bankrupt and her father was convicted, with no one willing to lend a hand. Mason Crawford looked at her coldly: "Summer Thorne, do you think anyone in Valois would dare to help you if I didn't give the word?" Everyone watched her hit dead ends everywhere, bruised and battered, standing by with cold indifference. Until that snowy night in the deep mountains, she was tricked by others and left to walk alone in the snow, when a man on horseback galloped over, pulled her onto his steed, and wrapped her in his embrace. * The first time they met, she lit a cigarette for him; The next time they met, he said, "Miss Thorne, how much are you planning to spend to buy me?" Timothy York, a gentleman from a prestigious family—upright, dignified, aloof, and noble, a man who had never made a single misstep, praised by everyone in Valois. Yet, on that one day, Summer Thorne was photographed leaving Timothy York's residence early in the morning. The entire city was in an uproar. The most unattainable flower of Valois had actually stolen another man's wife! * Everyone said Summer Thorne was a master of seduction, but they received Timothy York's four-word reply— "I initiated it." The wind rose in Sombren Forest, and snow fell into his arms. From the very beginning, it was he who initiated it.