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Ellen, you’ve always said ‘be kind,’ but let’s be honest—kindness isn’t always a choice, especially when life decides to dump on you. Your show gets canceled and suddenly you’re off to England, like kindness is easier with an accent and a cup of tea. But hey, you’ve never been afraid to make bold choices—except maybe with your sexuality. Was it really a choice, Ellen, or were you just finally sick of men’s b*******? Because honestly, while you were throwing a tantrum on set, I could’ve used some r e a l help, not just r e e l help. Next time, save the drama for the cameras and bring the kindness to real life, yeah? I mean, is your name DeGeneres or DeJerk? And let’s talk about your ‘helping’—everybody you helped had to be run through the CIA first! Be honest, Ellen: did you skip helping some people because the CIA said you shouldn’t, or because you couldn’t remember if you were hosting a talk show or running a background check? At this point, it’s easier to get into the Pentagon than to get a hug from Ellen! But hey, hosting a Big Chill like that, you must know what being syndicated really means—because after all the drama, it looks like your kindness is the only thing still in reruns. And I mean for the viewer, not for you. So how can you know something like that—how the business really works—and still throw a tantrum every time stuff doesn’t go your way? Ellen, with all that experience, you should know: if you want a happy ending, you’ve got to be kind all the way to the credits! And you know what? I challenge you to actually take your own advice for once—help somebody in actual need. Like me, this time. Because it’s not money I need—I need someone to actually give a s***. so I'm callin BS on your BS, respect fu LL y ©F course! how to be not a dick 101

When the Anomaly Games descend, the rules are absolute. For the chosen players of every nation, survival hangs by a thread. Break a rule, and cosmic horrors erase you and begin their invasion. So when the Azure Federation's champion is revealed to be a seven-year-old orphan named Kai Locke, the world writes them off as dead. But Kai has a secret weapon: an SSS-Tier Talent, [The Rulebreaker]. For him, the rules aren't just suggestions—they're a joke. While other players desperately try to survive, Kai is busy figuring out how to cause the most chaos. He'll unplug a monster's life support to see what happens, steal a ghost's prized possession, and rack up 'Dread Points' by being the most infuriating child in existence. The more he annoys the entities, the stronger he becomes. Forget surviving. Kai's here to win. And in a game where fear is currency, the most terrifying player isn't a monster—it's a brat who's figured out that the ultimate cheat code is being a total menace.

This story is written by an amateur of the English language. It was originaly written in Polish, so the chapters will appear alternately - once in Polish and one in English. Sorry for the linguistic mistakes, but I'm really bad at the language and I check most things in a translator. * Her childhood wasn't colorful. She also didn't remember much from that period, which she thought was one of the worst of her life. When she discoverd the truth about herself, all she could do was run away. The action takes place after 3rd season in 2011. * Jej dzieciństwo nie było kolorowe. Niewiele też pamiętała z tamtego okresu, który jej zdaniem był jednym z najgorszych w jej życiu. Kiedy odkryła prawdę o sobie, jedynym co mogła zrobić, to uciec. Akcja dzieje się po trzecim sezonie w 2011 roku.

Tony Ryan is a British author, based in Hong Kong, whose previous jobs include being a police officer, English teacher and magazine editor. It has always been his dream to have a novel published, so after catching the bug with his debut fiction novel, Ramus, there will surely be more to follow. He is a strong advocate of mental health awareness and hopes to assist in reducing the stigma against those suffering with any MH condition. What happened to James Lockedon? When a man is reported missing, Detective Jain can’t understand why he has to deal with it. Missing people are mundane jobs for uniform officers. However, he quickly realises that he’s in over his head and the investigation takes a dark turn. Going back to crimes from decades before to help him solve this new mystery, Jain wonders how far a man can go in order to stay hidden. A debut novel, mixing genres into an unconventional mystery novel. Independent review quotes (Goodreads): "The best book I've read this year" "What a fantastic read" "I took for granted that I knew how it ended. Don't make that mistake!" "A powerful and moving story" "I read it in a few hours as it pulled me in to its gripping story line" "this book left me with chills" "there are hints peppered throughout that'll smack you in the face later" and more...

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After being found and brought back by her wealthy family, Arabella Donovan has an unexpected awakening and discovers that the world she lives in is a mishmash of popular story tropes. Her eldest brother is the tragic guy in a melodramatic, angsty novel; Her second brother is the cannon fodder in an showbiz power-fantasy novel; Her third brother is the scapegoat who ends up with a criminal record in a doting teen romance; Her fourth sister is the vicious villainess in a 'real vs. fake heiress' story; And even her parents are just antagonistic background characters in some sweet, middle-aged romance. Arabella Donovan: This family is a complete collection of misfortunes. The word 'tragic' doesn't even begin to cover it. Her family, after hearing all of her inner thoughts: "..."

Good news: You've awakened. Bad news: You're the villainess. Renee Jennings accidentally obtains a system, allowing her to break free from the plot's control by completing missions. Renee Jennings: "Wait a minute, what's with all the animal dictionaries as a reward?" System: [They can give you an affinity with animals.] Renee Jennings: "Why?" System: [Because a villainess has no affinity with people.] Renee Jennings: "…" This joke is not that funny... * After unlocking animal languages, Renee Jennings embarks on a path of no return— Leading dogs to save a blind woman being stalked by a pervert. Reporting an evil old man who murdered his wife and hid her body, thanks to rats. Helping a kitten catch the murderer who killed its owner and buried the body. Finding tens of millions in stolen goods based on intel from birds. * While others are petting cats, Renee Jennings is riding a tiger. While others are falling in love, Renee Jennings is solving crimes. While others are getting married, Renee Jennings is rescuing endangered animals. While others are having kids, Renee Jennings is serving her country.