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"The more the Church supports me, the more it proves I have done the right thing. The more the heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." "Even when heretics praise me, it further proves I'm right. If heretics stay silent, it shows I have done impeccably!" "If the Church opposes me, it means they have all fallen into evil heresy, and the more heretics oppose me, the more it proves I have done the right thing." In the year 681, An Su was crowned the youngest Pope in the history of the Church. During his speech, he provided important guidance for the forthcoming de-divination work, emphasizing: "Now that both the Church and the heretics oppose me, it precisely shows I am on an exceedingly correct path!" ... The year 685. "It is not that the Evil God cannot be summoned, but that choosing him to take the stage is more cost-effective." Such was the assessment of the former holy woman of the demons, Yage Silvia. This statement, once made, instantly attracted attention from all sectors of society—the extensive documentary "The Legend of Pope An Su" continues to broadcast for you. —— This is a story of a top-tier heretical player speedrunning through a fantasy world.

Before his wedding, worker Xu Yun, faced with the unreasonable demands of a gold-digger, furiously shouted, "Get lost!" From that moment on, his dream has become reality, and he has obtained the Do as You Please System. [Facing a bloodsucking girlfriend, the Host made a 'Do as You Please' decision, abandoning the marriage. Reward: 200,000 yuan in cash.] As long as he does the things he wants to do, he can obtain rewards from the system.

《Decisive Killing》，《He stood there asking me to kill, I don't kill him, it's an insult to him》，《If he doesn't go to die, am I going to die?》，《I'm too lazy to talk, you're not worth listening to》，《I don't think they're in pain》，《We're all trying to live》 Crossing into the ancient martial arts world where danger and opportunity coexisted, Fang Yuan held the "Book of Good People", as long as he did good deeds, he could become stronger, so he embarked on a path of doing good deeds and accumulating virtue

Lu Sangjiu spent over a year imprinting the innocent image of herself—often coughing up blood, delicate, and frail—into the hearts of everyone in the Seven Emotions Sect. In reality, the frequent coughing of blood was real, but she wasn't actually that delicate and frail. In the beginning, she had only one purpose for coming to the Seven Emotions Sect: to strip away the female lead Ye Zhiyao's destiny and break free from the shackles of the Heavenly Dao! Later, looking at the simple and kind-hearted fools of her sect, she thought to herself, since it's convenient anyway, I might as well save who I can! As the saying goes, the only thing that can defeat a pure white lotus is a refreshing little green tea. So, in order to compete with the female lead Ye Zhiyao, who possesses immense luck and is loved by all men, it wouldn't be too much for her to occasionally speak some "green tea" words, right? And so... Facing a demon beast, Lu Sangjiu, while spitting blood, bravely said: "Eldest Senior Brother, don't worry about me, hurry and save Senior Sister Ye, she's more important than I am!" The hot-tempered Eldest Senior Brother stood firmly in front of her, "Nonsense! My Little Junior Sister is the most important!" Facing a scheming bitch, Lu Sangjiu, while spitting blood, choked out: "Second Senior Sister, don't misunderstand, she wasn't bullying me, I'm not wronged at all!" The crybaby Second Senior Sister, while wiping her tears, gave her a live performance of tearing the scheming bitch apart by hand. Facing an Evil Cultivator, Lu Sangjiu, while spitting blood, stubbornly said: "Third Senior Brother, you go first... I will definitely do my best to hold on until you bring people back to save me!" The timid Third Senior Brother mustered his courage, had a breakthrough on the spot, and crushed the Evil Cultivator! Later, Ye Zhiyao pointed her sword at Lu Sangjiu, claiming she was the Demon Cultivator Gu Huang, who brought disaster to the world a hundred years ago, and that she should be killed. Everyone stood firmly in front of Lu Sangjiu, "Impossible! Little Junior Sister is too frail to withstand a gust of wind; there's no way she's the Great Demon!"

***Winner of Silver Prize for WPC#207!*** Sabrina is a 1,500-year-old dragon shapeshifter who fell in love with her super sexy, super hot yoga teacher and set out to seduce him. Kavan, the yoga teacher, is mortal and doesn't even know about the existence of dragon shapeshifters. So, Sabrina tried everything to seduce him and he avoided her thinking she is a married woman. When they finally get together, (oh trust me, it was HOT!) the Sea Jade Dragon Clan council of elders are against their union! The clan tried to split the couple up but Sabrina will not give up without a fight. Read all about their stolen kisses, their sweet loving moments and how they fight against the all-powerful dragon council of elders to be together. Will they win this fight? Will love conquer all? Or will Sabrina be banished for going against the council of elders' orders? This is a modern love story with a fantasy twist. Get ready for an entertaining, sometimes funny, ride in the ups and downs of their turbulent relationship. Add to collection now and read all about their forbidden love! Warning: There will be steamy mature R18 content in the later chapters. There will also be sweet funny moments between Sabrina and Kavan. If you like stories about dragon shapeshifters in a modern setting, I have another book with the same premise : Kidnapped by A Dragon Billionaire. https://dynamic.webnovel.com/book/20831468905213505?utm_source=writerShare&utm_campaign=4306116363 It’s about dragon shapeshifters from the Heaven’s Descent clan. Trust me, it is also funny, steamy and has a hot dragon as the male lead with a young innocent mortal female lead. ******BONUS******** 50 power stones = 1 bonus chapter 100 power stones = 2 bonus chapters 200 power stones = 4 bonus chapters ****EXTRAS**** 50 summoning pens = 1 special chapter release (side story that’s related to main story) 100 summoning pens = 2 special chapter release (Kavan’s viewpoint) *Updates every two days* Announcement: If you would like to view NSFW illustrations of Sabrina and Kavan, head on over to my P.a.tre.on: https://www.patreon.com/OLynn

This is a true life story about all the challenges one faces in life told by a 27 year old woman. Everything from family issues, to relationship stress. Depression and dealing with work related anxiety. How God stepped into her life and sent her a partner who she shares he story with. Although she still faces challenges in life, she now has someone who motivates her to stay strong and to always put God first in everything that she does.

This universe is the creation of the divine being Revel, for when he came into it he knew joy in his existence and revelled in it. It is filled with millions of worlds and life forms, all of whom do know not their maker's name... Fólórunsó and Sola are mercenaries of the United Freelancer Organisation stationed on the planet Pedtro doing odd jobs to make do every day. Fólórunsó is bound to a strange contract tied to a stranger power he can never truly master. Sola is tied to the day the skies fell to earth and is plagued by an ailment that will inevitably take his life. These two misfit allies find themselves taking up a peculiar job for an exuberant payment that ends up separating their paths. What will happen to the two as they explore this universe and its infinite worlds, and what will occur in their inevitable reunion?

The game has become reality, with monsters, demon beasts, and dungeons everywhere. Su Mo awakened absolute defense at the beginning, but he wanted to be a DPS. Because when he awakened absolute defense, he also awakened a growth ability: Heart of Slaughter: You gain free attribute points for every enemy you kill. The stronger the enemy, the more attributes you get, and the stacking has no upper limit! Classmate: "How is it reasonable for you, a DPS, to stand and tank the boss?" Su Mo: "How can you be a DPS if you can't even stand your ground? A real DPS should withstand the enemy's damage!" Classmate: "But you don't get damage when the boss hits you!!" Su Mo: "That's because its DPS is not enough!" ----------- The MC is not a transmigrator, so don't blame him when he takes his badassery very seriously.

[5 chapter every Sunday, tuesday and friday.] Yoshida, who worked for a black company, died in an accident. Due to a mistake during reincarnation work, he couldn’t reincarnate in his original world. God suggested him to reincarnate in a different world with a mischievous angel, who unwillingly accompanied him, as his support; and the two were born into the world of sword and magic as twin brother and sister. A few years later, Yoshida took magic lessons from his angel sister and began his special training so that he could lead a fulfilling life. But the younger sister, who changed her mind to enjoying this world, was aiming for a parasitic life where she could live comfortably, so she continued training her brother so that she could use him well. Being an adventurer, or the third generation of inn owners, Yoshida’s second life with a younger sister, who doesn’t wanna work, begins. Supprt the translation Crew https://www.buymeacoffee.com/TranslationCrew

The story is about a boy named Akishito Akato, who came to Japan for a short rest, but due to some circumstances he had to stay here forever… What are these circumstances? The people who met Akishito are trying to figure them out. But he can't tell them the truth… Subsequently, however, someone gets to the truth and finds out the reasons for his actions, and then stranger and more serious events happen, besides, a chase begins for the main character...