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“What's done is done! Let's just forget it!” He said and acted nonchalantly, even though he was cowering in fear because something was telling him that the stranger in front of him didn't intend to let go. The man's frown increases and Hayden swears that the temperature in the room increases multiple times. After winning over his heart and stealing his first, this boy wanted to avoid responsibility, which made Zenos annoyed. “You want to run away from me?” He asked in annoyance, and suddenly Hayden found himself under the man without even knowing how. “I'm just…” Hayden wasn't able to finish his words before he was domineeringly kissed by the stranger. Zenos used his left hand to pin Hayden's hand on top of Hayden's head effortlessly. Hayden tried to struggle and blocked the stranger's tongue from dominating his mouth by pressing his lips against each other stubbornly, but the man unexpectedly bit Hayden's bottom lips, making Hayden yelp in pain. The man used that chance to clean all the taste of strawberries in Hayden's mouth, while his right hand continued to stroke Hayden's body wantonly. When Hayden was starting to go dizzy due to shortness of breath, he was released by the man's assault. He breathed in and out rapidly and thanked heaven for the chance to live again. “You can't run away from me… You are mine” Zenos growled into Hayden's neck possessively. Hayden felt a shiver run through his spine after hearing the stranger's words. His breath hitched as the man licked his earlobe and kissed his neck with extreme familiarity, domineeringly. “Mine,” the stranger proclaimed again. The stranger gave a low curse word and rolled off Hayden's shivering sensitive body, “I'll spare you because you're still in pain. You won't be as lucky next time” he said and lifted Hayden's chin to peck him one more time while Hayden stared dumbfounded. Cover isn't mine, found online My new bl novel is out: The Journey Of Chasing After The Transmigrated Straight Shou

In the bright lights of Vegas, Aris Reynolds never thought her wild night would end in a marriage she couldn't remember. But when she wakes up married to the mysterious billionaire Nico, her life changes completely. With the risk of deportation and a surprise pregnancy, can they make everyone believe their marriage is real? As jealous exes and hidden enemies appear, Aris must wonder: Can a contract turn into real love?

If she was that worked up from the man without even seeing his face. Then when they finally did see each other, sparks would fly. There was nothing for it. They had to get a room and get naked with a quickness. Eyes half-lidded Haley slowed her movements, and the man matched her. When he felt her begin to turn, his grip around her waist loosened. She could tell by the slight tremble of his fingers against her waist, that the man was also eager to know the identity of the person he had spent the better part of the night dancing with. Plastering a seductive smile on her face, Haley finally turned fully to face the man, tilting her head up so that she could see him clearly. And that was when the little fantasy that Haley had been entertaining of getting laid that night went up in flames. It took a second for her mind to process exactly who she was seeing, and she saw the moment it sank in for him as well. In an instant his arms went from being around her waist to up in the air as the man jumped back like a scalded cat. "Roth?!" "Slater?!" * Deacon Roth, the powerful CEO of Roth Group is content with his loveless life. But then after a drunken mistake he finds himself married to Haley Slater, a woman who used to be his greatest rival before she quit. It should be easy to divorce afterwards, but circumstances force them to stay together. One year as a married couple. That is what they decide on. But will they really be able to walk away after the year is over? * Haley Slater has had enough of love. So what if she is married to Deacon Roth. They have always been rivals and marriage won't change that. When the year is over she will simply move on with her life and be happily single...right?

As I entered my late thirties, I was introduced to the world of spirits after years of abstaining from the consumption of alcohol. Now, with a thirst for adventure and an insatiable desire to sample every libation known to man, I long for a kindred spirit who shares my passion for potent potables and my penchant for indulgence. But fate had other plans for me, as I find myself suddenly transported to a magical realm, where swords clash and sorcery reigns supreme. Here, I must face the encroaching darkness, hoping that my devotion to the Dao of Drunkenness will lead me to victory, and allow me to reach the pinnacle of my potential. As I contemplate my future, I dream of reaching the heights of my chosen path, where even the most fearsome demons, celestial beings, and immortal entities will quake at the mere mention of my name. And as for sustenance, I crave the meat of mythical beasts like dragons and phoenixes, savoring their flesh as mere appetizers to accompany my beloved libations. -------------------------------- #Fans' Quotes (For volume 1): (1) “I think the novel is off to an excellent start. I especially enjoyed the beginning part, where he spoke with the 8 immortals. It's something different from what I'm used to reading, where the MC dies, reincarnates/transmigrates into a new world. However, the process of attempting to reincarnate in the underworld, in my opinion, felt like it could have been sped up a bit. Ultimately, an interesting start so far hopes you keep releasing more.” From Alex_V_7892 (2) "Pleaseeeeeeee next chapter! And if anyone knows some more novels that are like this with a drunk OP main character tell me the name!!!" From _Tragedy_ (chapter 30) --------------+++++---------- For more details, please join me here: by sending a friend request to my following discord account, the_handsome_fatty#2213

In a blink of an eye she lost everything. Her home. Her family. Her identity. Having her whole clan wiped out and their ancestral homes leveled to the ground was something no one had ever expected. Unable to do anything about it and finding the news out too late was something that she will forever regret and carry deep in her heart for the rest of her life. This is why she chose to drink her sorrows away as she let her past self die along with every single person she had ever cared about and chose to live anew and rise from the ashes like phoenix! She then became known for her looks, habits and most of all her skills! The unparalleled beauty in vermillion that always had a wine jug in her hand, who has a fragile fairy-like appearance that can make kingdoms fall but has a ruthless and ice-cold personality, not caring about anyone but herself. Too bad she was also known to be a peerless genius doctor who was said to cure even the most impossible illnesses! While she lived her life in infamy and a self-imposed exile, unbeknownst to her, someone like her who has disappeared in the passing of time was looking for her. He was a dragon among men hidden in plain sight, waiting for the most opportune time to strike and take back what was rightfully his. But first, he needed to find his little red phoenix.

“Brother, you are a disgrace to our empire!” the Emperor roared, his voice echoing in the throne room. “You drown yourself in wine while your niece, the brightest jewel of the empire, is being courted by geniuses and kings!” Leaning lazily against a pillar, Wei Feng took a long swig from his wine jug and let out a discreet burp. “Mmm... And what’s the problem?” he replied, his voice slurred. “Those ‘geniuses’ are just noisy peacocks. And as for the jewel of the empire... she already has an owner.” Wei Feng, the Drunken Prince, the Royal Failure who renounced the throne. Everyone in the empire sees him as a useless parasite. What they don’t know is that, in the shadows, this decadent prince is building a collection of the most powerful, beautiful, and dangerous women the world has ever known. And the first piece in his collection, the most precious and forbidden, is the Crown Princess herself. “The heavens could strike me down with a thousand bolts of lightning, and the ancestors could curse my name for ten thousand years...” he whispered to her one night, his warm breath against her earlobe as her body trembled under his touch. He paused, a smile that could almost be felt in the darkness. “...and still, every second of this sin with you would be worth it. Let them call me a demon. What kind of demon wouldn’t enjoy corrupting an angel?” [Author's Note] Welcome! Prepare for a story where the empire's most underestimated protagonist proves that true power doesn't lie on a throne. What you'll find: An elite Harem. Explicit Content (R-18). A central taboo relationship (incest). (Warning: Reader discretion is advised). Zero-Tolerance Policy: NO NTR! There is no sharing here. The Harem Promise: Each heroine is a fully developed character with her own ambitions and power. They are not mere trophies. The title says it all: only Saints and Queens are accepted. If you're ready to see how a "failure" brings the world to its knees, not through war, but through conquest and seduction, then this is the novel for you.

A NEW STORY LADIES AND GENTS, THIS IS A STORY ABOUT THE DANGERS OF ALCOHOL AND HANG AROUND BAD PEOPLE AND WELL BE RIGHT ON TIME IN YOUR HOME OR YOUR WIFE WILL KILL YOU.

This is the story of a young man who is dealing with his unrequited love and painful feelings of regret and yearning while he tries to escape through this hell he himself created by drowning in alcohol. The art used on the cover doesn't belong to me.

This novel is about a man who goes out into the world and tries to do his best to fulfill his dream of becoming the greatest sailor the world has ever seen.

Ryo adalah seorang pemuda biasa yang hidupnya penuh dengan kejenuhan. Suatu malam, setelah mabuk berat di pesta perpisahan sahabatnya, ia tertabrak truk misterius dan tiba-tiba terbangun di dunia lain! Dunia yang penuh dengan sihir, monster, dan yang paling mengejutkan wanita-wanita cantik dari berbagai ras! Lebih gilanya lagi, ia mendapatkan "Drunken Cheat System", sebuah kekuatan aneh yang semakin kuat saat ia mabuk. Dari nol menjadi pahlawan, dari pemabuk jadi legenda, petualangan gila Ryo di dunia isekai penuh romansa dan harem pun dimulai!