muzan is an idiot

Après avoir obtenu son diplôme universitaire, Liu Zheng est retourné dans sa ville natale car son frère était blessé, soutenant ainsi la petite clinique familiale. Cependant, suite à une chute accidentelle dans les montagnes, il a eu la chance de faire une rencontre fortuite. Dès lors, il maniait la médecine de sa main gauche et les arts martiaux de sa main droite. Les villageois du petit village de montagne se sont engagés sur le chemin de la richesse !

Aleandra Feodora seorang gadis cantik asal Rusia melarikan diri dari kejaran mafia paling berbahaya di Rusia setelah melihat keluarganya mati dibantai. Entah apa yang terjadi, dia tidak tahu. Pelariannya membawanya ke California dan dia hidup sebatang kara di kota asing itu. Tapi naas dia harus melihat sesuatu yang tidak boleh dia lihat sampai akhirnya dia terperangkap dengan seorang mafia kejam yang tidak memiliki belas kasih. Hal itu dimanfaatkan Alendra karena dia butuh bantuan seseorang untuk membantunya balas dendam. Aleandra mendekati mafia itu yang bernama Maximus Smith. Keadaan Maximus yang seperti pria idiot membuat Aleandra memutuskan mendekatinya tapi jangan ragukan kepintaran dan kekejaman yang dia punya. Agar Maximus mau membantunya, Aleandra menawarkan sebuah penawaran pada Maximus yaitu tubuhnya. "Aku akan memberikan keperawananku padamu asal kau mau membantu aku balas dendam!" Aleandra. "Jangan main-main, untuk apa aku keperawananmu? Aku bukan bajingan yang begitu mudah tergoda hanya karena keperawanan! Bahkan jika kau menjualnya satu dolar, aku tidak akan membelinya karena aku sudah memerawani banyak wanita di kota ini!" Ucap Maximus sinis. Aleandra mengigit bibir, putus asa. Bisakah dia mengambil simpati Maximus agar pria itu mau membantunya balas dendam?

Are you afraid of death? For Jie Fu Lian, who had already come to terms with his death, the thought of being alive was scarier. Although his death was quite tragic, he still lived a fulfilling life. He had done everything that he had wanted to do and he had achieved everything that he had strived for. Even as he died, he only had a single regret. He regretted the fact that he couldn't thank Hua Tianshu, an enemy who had stood up for him till the end. His death was quite painful but he wasn't unhappy with it. However, it should have ended right there. Why the hell was he now possessing the body of a tyrannical demon king?! The heavens above were certainly playing with him and laughing at his misfortune! As if possessing the body of his enemy wasn't enough, out of all the people that he could run into, why did he have to run into Hua Tianshu?! Just when Jie Fu Lian thought his luck couldn't get any worse, Hua Tianshu just had to go and recognize him as well! "Is this what an ill-fated relationship means?" Jie Fu Lian's lips twitched. It was as if even death couldn't break the red strings that had tied the two of them together. "Why are you so nice to me?" “You wouldn’t believe me even if I told you the reason,” Hua Tianshu sighed. “You are falsely accusing me. I trust everything you tell me.” “I like you.” “I like you too, brother,” Jie Fu Lian beamed, however, this response only disappointed Hua Tianshu whose words had been misunderstood once again. “We are clearly not on the same page,” Hua Tianshu sighed as he turned around and left. Jie Fu Lian frowned as he tilted his head cluelessly. The new demon king is a thick-headed idiot who can’t even take a hint! Cover art by: Cherlyswan

I died on the battlefield with a bullet in my lungs, only to wake up strapped to a freezing metal table with a fanatic priest aiming a rusted scalpel squarely at my manhood. Apparently, I had transmigrated into the world of "Hunter Odyssey", a trashy modern fantasy novel I read during my last military deployment. Worse? I was not the protagonist. I was Draven Mordis, a disposable orphan extra captured by a dark cult, destined to be castrated and turned into a brainwashed, lobotomized pawn in the prologue. Meanwhile, the actual "Hero" of this world, Neville Hennesy, is a naive, self-righteous idiot. I am a Commander. I do not play games. War is about efficiency, survival, and eliminating threats permanently. Just as the cultist's blade descends to claim my future, a translucent blue screen shatters the darkness. [Host survival rate at 0%.] [Emergency Sign-in Protocol Initiated...] [Reward: S-Rank Talent: Vector Manipulation.] Discord: https://discord.gg/dEWsPqDRFh Author's Notes & Release Schedule: Premium Lock: The novel will remain completely FREE until we hit the 30,000-word mark (around Chapter 30 to 40). After that, the chapters will be locked for Premium, so enjoy the massive free read and add it to your library! Mass Release Bribes & Goals: If you want to see Draven ruthlessly dismantle his enemies faster, fuel the System with your support! Power Stones (Weekly Goals): 200 Power Stones = 1 Bonus Chapter 500 Power Stones = 2 Bonus Chapters 1000 Power Stones = 4 Bonus Chapters Golden Tickets (Monthly Goals): Top 200 in Golden Tickets = 3 Chapter Mass Release Top 100 in Golden Tickets = 5 Chapter Mass Release Gifts (Instant Rewards): 1 Magic Castle = 2 Bonus Chapters 1 Spacecraft = 5 Chapter Mass Release Drop your Power Stones, leave a review, and let us show the naive heroes how it is really done.

Ich starb auf dem Schlachtfeld mit einer Kugel in der Lunge, nur um festgeschnallt auf einem eiskalten Metalltisch aufzuwachen, während ein fanatischer Priester ein rostiges Skalpell direkt auf meine Männlichkeit richtete. Anscheinend war ich in die Welt von „Hunter Odyssey“ transmigriert, einem kitschigen modernen Fantasy-Roman, den ich während meines letzten Militäreinsatzes gelesen hatte. Was noch schlimmer war? Ich war nicht der Protagonist. Ich war Draven Mordis, ein entbehrlicher Waisen-Extra, der von einem dunklen Kult gefangen genommen wurde und dazu bestimmt war, im Prolog kastriert und in eine gehirngewaschene, lobotomierte Schachfigur verwandelt zu werden. Währenddessen ist der eigentliche „Held“ dieser Welt, Neville Hennesy, ein naiver, selbstgerechter Idiot. Ich bin ein Kommandant. Ich spiele keine Spiele. Im Krieg geht es um Effizienz, Überleben und die endgültige Eliminierung von Bedrohungen. Gerade als die Klinge des Kultisten herabfährt, um meine Zukunft zu fordern, durchbricht ein durchscheinender blauer Bildschirm die Dunkelheit. [Überlebensrate des Gastgebers bei 0 %.] [Notfall-Anmeldeprotokoll eingeleitet ...] [Belohnung: S-Rang-Talent: Vektormanipulation.]

Je suis mort sur le champ de bataille, une balle dans les poumons, pour me réveiller attaché à une table en métal glaciale, avec un prêtre fanatique visant mon entrejambe avec un scalpel rouillé. Apparemment, j'avais transmigré dans le monde de "Hunter Odyssey", un roman de fantasy moderne bas de gamme que j'avais lu lors de mon dernier déploiement militaire. Pire encore ? Je n'étais pas le protagoniste. J'étais Draven Mordis, un Extra orphelin et insignifiant, capturé par une secte obscure, destiné à être castré et transformé en pion lobotomisé au cerveau lavé dans le prologue. Pendant ce temps, le véritable "Héros" de ce monde, Neville Hennesy, est un idiot naïf et moralisateur. Je suis un Commandant. Je ne joue pas à des jeux. La guerre, c'est une question d'efficacité, de survie et d'élimination permanente des menaces. Alors que la lame du cultiste s'abat pour s'emparer de mon avenir, un écran bleu translucide brise l'obscurité. [Taux de survie de l'Hôte : 0 %.] [Protocole de Connexion d'Urgence Initié...] [Récompense : Talent de Rang S : Manipulation Vectorielle.]

What happens when you give a dumb genius three wishes and unleash him into multiple fantasy worlds? Chaos.

Two different people from two different background fall in love with each other. He thinks she is troublesome and sometimes, an idiot. After hanging out for quite some time with her, he begins to think that the idiot looks cute when she is stupid around him. He doesn't know when suddenly he begins to call her 'my idiot'. p/s English is my third language, so expect some grammatical mistakes/errors as this story is not edited and I have nobody to proofread it for me. Do check out my other stories:- 1. Not At First Sight 2. The Accidental Witch

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The life of a pessimistic seventeen-year-old took a 180-degree turn after a tragedy occurred and led to him being mysteriously transferred to a new world. Miles Reyes, who has lived an ambitionless and solemn life, now walks a dangerous path filled with troubles ever since his transfer. And while he wanders on unknown lands, he meets a particular idiot who became his salvation. As the two develop feelings for each other and experience many "first," what unfolds is a journey that dives into the machinations of human emotion, and touches on the timeless struggle of every soul, which is the key to finding happiness.