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For niche readers. Seo Jin was in a dire situation having no choice, he decided to rob a stranger. The stranger, So jeo a mafia who could have killed him instantly on the spot after being threatened by a desperate fool. Instead, he offers Seo Jin a contract to become his bodyguard. With his mother trapped by abusive relatives and nowhere else to go, Seo Jin accepts and is pulled into the dangerous underground world. But after agreeing to the deal, secrets about Seo Jin’s life slowly begin to unravel especially the truth about the father he has never met. A mafia BL story about a top bodyguard MC and a powerful mafia boss. ******** Support this author with Golden tickets, Gifts, power stone and coins. 100 Golden tickets/power stone- 1 bonus chapter. Golden castle- 2 bonus chapter

When a voice from the sky suddenly announces, "Well, your planet has reached Life Level 1. It's time to prove your worth! Fight or die, there are no other options! Hahahaha, this is going to be fun—at least for me! Hahahaha, good luck!" —an unimaginable nightmare begins. Extreme natural disasters, wild mutations in plants and animals, and humanity pushed to the brink of extinction. Amid the chaos, Rob—a civil engineer and devoted father—survives for ten long years, fighting tirelessly to protect his wife and children. But even after unlocking his SSS-rank ability World Devourer in the final years, it was too late. Rob became the most powerful human… only to fall defending his family from the continent’s most feared monster: the dreaded Puma of the Andes. In his final moments, a cosmic entity offers him a second chance: to return one year before the apocalypse, with all his memories intact. Now, armed with experience, strategy, and determination, Rob won’t just try to change the future—he’ll build a stronghold of hope from scratch for his family, his friends, and all of humanity. He begins rigorous physical training, smart financial moves, and the construction of a fortified base in central Chile—one of the few regions that will endure the world's end. But this new beginning won’t be easy. Past decisions, family ties, and new threats will soon come to light. Can Rob defy fate, or is he doomed to relive the same tragedy? Find out in this extraordinary story!

A broke Filipino grocery worker survives a hit-and-run and wakes up with three seconds of foresight. To pay the hospital bill and keep his family fed, he sets out to bankrupt the casinos of Asia — slowly, quietly, one nosebleed at a time. But every second he spends is a second of his life, and somewhere out there, someone is keeping a list of people like him.Premise (back-of-book pitch): Aaron Reyes is twenty-three, a business graduate with no business prospects, working the graveyard shift at a 24-hour grocery in Quezon City. His father builds for other people. His mother washes other people's dishes. His baby brother is teething through nights nobody can afford. Then a car runs a red light, and Aaron wakes up in a hospital bed seeing the nurse walk through the door three seconds before she actually does. The gift is small. Three seconds. A nosebleed for every glimpse, a few seconds banked each day for later use. Useless for almost everything in life — except one thing: a casino card laid face down.

Simon Schneider was your regular, run-off-the-mill teenager in the 21st century earth... Except for an incurable genetic disorder that is. Desperate, his parents spent most of their savings in a controversial cryogenic project to have their son join it. Simon wakes up centuries later aboard a starship, among other humans... What he doesn't know is that society and humanity in general have changed a great deal since then. Although they've always been warlike, now it's ingrained into the culture and so is conquest ! Forcibly drafted into the Terran Empire military, Simon spends a few years fighting and killing before being betrayed by fellow soldiers, just like him. However, he miraculously survives ! Moreover, he ends up fundamentally changed... for the better !

The folks that supposedly know all about writing, publishing and printing books said, you have to tell them a little about yourself. Actually I have in the opening chapter at least. But again this is NOT supposed to be an autobiography about me, but rather the very unique experiences of my life. Naturally, some of me will creep into the pages because of how one thing led to another and then another etc. I have left a lot of the real me personal stuff out of the book on purpose for that reason. So after retiring from the military (US Air Force) after 24 pretty good years of service, I did all sorts of things but to be honest nothing was a perfect match for me. I cooked at aanEdgartown (Martha‘s Vineyard ) restaurant for a summer, drove a taxi mainly for tourists a couple oif years, worked in retail, cooked at an assisted living place, sold carpets, wood flooring, ceramic and all that for a few years. All of that was pleasureable most days, but just not me. So in 1996, remembering my service in Iceland and the litteral paradise it was in the 70‘s and 80‘s when I served there I decided to make the move. Having an Icelandic wife, that made the immigration application and approval fairly easy. Since one necessary requirement was a full time job to get a work permit. So I took a job at of all places McDonald‘s for nearly a year. A great training ground, But Iceland, like everywhere was changing, but with all the rukles and regulations about as close to slavery as busy as it was for anyone. I did announcing, finally getting on at a radio station with a show in fact three of my own over three years. But in the closing days of the century, the station changed hands a few times , managers even more frequently and someone discovered that if you taped stuff, ran computer programs and automated most of the time, you didn‘t have to pay salaries just the electric bill. So that ended the last day of 1999 when a new contract was offerred at about half pay. I declined. Then I went into tourism for 20 years, planning personal tours for people. That was great. It‘s an incredile beautiful country,expensive to live work and visit here but VERY worth the effort, even today. 2008 wasn‘t the only crash. My overall health declined rather suddenly, with iskemic optical neropathy, partially in both eyes, type two diabeties, high blood pressure and general unsteadiness, perhaps because of everything else. So enough about the author. If you want to know more, you‘ll have to ask. So enjoy the book, I wrote it to be enjoyed.

Synopsis In the bustling heart of New York's Madison Avenue, Kafka, a spirited and independent 29-year-old, has just opened her dream cafe, The Brewed Haven. Determined to carve out her own path away from her overbearing mother's control, Kafka seeks solace and fulfillment in her cozy cafe, a dream fueled by the lingering memories of her Father. The Brewed Haven offers warmth and comfort to those who walk through its doors. Even a cold and distant, mysterious and contradicting certain someone can't escape the allure of her caramel latte. Across the street, Greed, owner of the luxury tailoring shop Die Böse Jungen, epitomizes precision and perfection, maintaining an immaculate life and business, making him distant, workaholic, and often harsh. His meticulously ordered world leaves little room for imperfections or personal connections. He is a walking mystery, and Kafka swore to unravel them one coffee at a time. Their worlds collide when a simple mistake with a coffee order ignites Greed's ire, leading to a public confrontation that embarrasses Kafka in front of her customers. Despite the rocky start, Kafka's resilience and warmth begin to chip away at Greed's rigid exterior. She sees past his demanding nature to the lonely man underneath, while Greed is drawn to Kafka's free-spirited independence and her refusal to be controlled. As they navigate their clashing personalities and personal struggles, Kafka and Greed find themselves inexplicably drawn to each other. Kafka's nurturing presence helps Greed confront his deep-seated fears, while Greed's unwavering standards challenge Kafka to refine her approach to life and love. Their journey is fraught with misunderstandings and emotional turmoil as they learn to balance their polar opposite natures. Kafka's strained relationship with her mother and Greed's struggle with his secrets test their budding relationship. Will they discover that together? Can they find a harmony that neither thought possible?

In a world where heroes always win and villains are destined to lose, one man decides to flip the script. Armed with nothing but a mysterious system and a wicked sense of humor, he's on a mission to do the impossible: steal the spotlight from the chosen ones. But here's the catch - every time he takes down a hero, reality itself seems to hiccup. Suddenly, he's not just fighting overpowered protagonists; he's juggling entire storylines, each crazier than the last. From cultivation realms to modern metropolises, from ancient sects to futuristic space stations, no realm is safe from his clever schemes and insatiable appetite for chaos. As he collects powers, luck, and even the occasional unwilling sidekick, our unlikely anti-hero starts to wonder: In a multiverse where being good is a superpower, does being bad make him the greatest hero of all? Get ready for a tale that turns tropes on their head, where the bad guy is the good guy, and 'happily ever after' is just the beginning of the trouble. After all, when the system says jump, you don't just ask how high - you steal the jumping skill and soar. Will he save the world by wrecking everyone else's story? Or will the cosmic author finally hit the delete key on his shenanigans? There's only one way to find out. The game is afoot, the dice are loaded, and the house always wins - or does it?

this is about a teen who was reincarnated into a world of swords and magic. He wanted to live freely while chilling with his lover in his life. He thought that he would be just a young master that was eventually be the head of it in the duke's family. Oh, how wrong he was, as a man with such a destiny it was not possible to be just like what he wanted. He was destined to bring greatness in his family english is not my first language also this is my first novel so pls go easy on me

MC: "hmm, so your saying i died by your mistake so i get to reincarnate into any world i want, and even get 5 wishes on top of it" ROB: "exactly" MC: *smirks* " i want to devour your whole being" ROB: *realization* "WHAT!!!??? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" ............................................................................................ ROB means random omnipotent being

Sophie Wexler transmigrated into a novel about The Galaxy, becoming the vicious, F-rank Healer-class cannon fodder. The original owner constantly caused trouble and made things difficult for the female lead, earning her the hatred of the entire internet. Upon transmigrating and seeing that everything had been ruined by the original owner, Sophie's only thought was: "What kind of nightmare start is this?!" To escape the original owner's fate, Sophie Wexler worked diligently, conducted herself conscientiously, stayed away from the male and female leads, compensated the soldiers harmed by the original owner, and strove to be a model citizen of The Galaxy, absolutely refusing to be the cannon fodder 'offed' by the Imperial Marshal! Broke and powerless, Sophie also had to support a man who'd been innocently dragged into the original owner's mess. She had no choice but to hustle. She started live streaming, became a masked singer, and held concerts. At first, netizens were scornful: 【Tsk, how good can she possibly sound?】 Later, the netizens were forced to eat their words. 【Damn, that's so good I'm on my knees!】 【What the hell, the violent episode of my Disorder Period has actually been soothed?!】 【The toxins in my Spiritual Sea have actually been eliminated!】 Her live streams went viral, the masked singer became a huge sensation, and tickets for her concerts were snapped up across The Galaxy. Sophie was content, thinking, "This time, I must have finally escaped the original owner's fate, right?" But what do you know, the man I've been doting on and supporting is actually the Imperial Marshal?! --- One day, Yancey Forrest came home to find that the boisterous person who was always claiming to be good to him was gone. His eyes darkened. Provoke me and then think you can leave? After catching her, Yancey traced his fingertips along Sophie's neck, smiling gently. "Why run?" Sophie trembled. "You... you're the Imperial Marshal?" His identity exposed, Yancey Forrest took her hand and slowly placed it on his own neck ring. "You know I won't kill you, don't you?"