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To Yun Jieshi, it seemed that life had a way more ominous meaning than he had previously imagined. He had never asked for much in all his twenty-whatever years of living. His dream was to make up for all that he had missed, all he was never taught about half of his heritage, his culture. Who really was Sun Wukong? Was he better than Superman? What really was an Immortal? Was it a greater existence than a Celestial? Did Pangu really make the world with his very own body? Why was Faye Wong so damn cool?! So many questions! The reward for Yun Jieshi’s curiosity and devotion, however, was a whole new adventure in an alternate world, mystical and mysterious in nature. Graced with magnificent powers and privileges, the little monkey must head North, not as the Great Sage, Equal to Heaven, but as the Discount Sage, Lesser than Most…for a time. Into the cold, into the bizarre, grand stories await his ears and eyes. --- Author's Note: Please be sure to read the Auxillary Chapter to find out if this story is to your tastes or not. Also, please don't complain too hard about the cover. I'm not trying to be obnoxious with the Chinese characters pasted on it. I just haven't found a better cover yet.

Warning: if you have heart problem and if you don't want to die while laughing then don't read it because as an author of this novel I don't want that someone files a police case on me because of their loved one died while laughing. And also before reading this story confirm these categories: 1. You are sitting on a stable thing. Not a chair. Not a swing. The floor is acceptable. The floor has never betrayed anyone. 2. While reading do not drink or eat. The author accepts no responsibility for chai on laptops, biscuits in noses, or dal on ceilings. 3. Try to read somewhere private. Else don't complain if someone calls you mad because of your madly laughter. They are not wrong. You are mad now. This is permanent. If you fulfill all these criteria, say yes in comments. Good luck. The pigeon is already watching.

(honestly just some random scenes from a story I’m writing) plot: in a world where everyone is born with powers called talents, and if not born with them have them awakened through technology, there are those who use those powers for deeds seen as “heroic” such as Maxciel, the words number one hero, the best as what he does. or those who choose the opposite, such as Xenith, the worlds most wanted villain. in a twist of bitter ironic fate, a newly awakened user with the ability to manipulate emotions accidentally makes the worlds number one hero fall in love with the worlds most wanted villain… it might get pretty gory so you’ve been warned

In a world full of people blessed with the power to control nature's elements, an unpredicted attack annihilated a small village to break the time of peace, killing all of its residences without a trace for any survivors, during the battle though, a 10 years old kid called Gabrel manages to run away from his village, with total ignorance of his village's inevitable fate he runs away, only to fulfill his parent's wish for their beloved child to escape death, but that wasn't his wish, after 5 years of hatred, wrath, and training, he starts his journey to discover the identity of whoever was responsible.

A very satirical isekai and alot of fourth wall breaks! Join the very nicely (and epicly named), truck kun, godie the goddess,epic loli weeb, nicola tesla, einstein and isekai man in this great wacky world! Many Different Points of views! keep that in mind!

Beatriz (Bia), 22, survives on pizza, panic and pixels. A master at avoiding eye contact and accumulating empty packages, she is the definition of Socially Inept. And, of course, you're probably hungry. When the real world (and maybe an unexpectedly persistent guy?) starts knocking on the door of her cave room, Bia must decide whether to face her social bugs or just order more food. Get ready for laughter, embarrassment, and a girl's search for... well, for anything that doesn't involve leaving the house.

Horatia knows the rules of her people by heart: The Wendigo must not reveal their true forms to others; those who do so will be cast out. Another rule is that those who attempt to wield magic will be punished. These are just a few of the rules. Horatia knows better than anyone that these rules are like chains wrapped around the Wendigo. That it binds them, yet makes them "normal." But when cornered, what will happen when one action prompts her to make a choice she never once considered?

How many boys has Jennifer Casslink been with? None, but the boys she knows are still interesting nonetheless.

The first time Ji Huan was to be married, the groom died just as her bridal sedan chair arrived at his door. The second time Ji Huan was to be married, the groom was struck by lightning just as the auspicious hour arrived. Having been 'returned' twice, her ominous reputation spread throughout the surrounding villages, and it seemed she would be left on her family's hands. Her grandmother, who favored boys over girls, slapped her thighs and wailed, "What sins did I commit in my past life, that you can't even be sold for a single tael of silver!" Ji Huan: "...You might not believe this, but I'm destined for great fortune in the future." Yikes! There's a rule that "those who are unmarried by the age of seventeen will be assigned a husband by an official"? Not to worry, not to worry, I'll just find a fake husband to deal with it. That vagrant at the village entrance... if he cleans up, he's actually quite presentable. It'll be him!

Stella Sterling, born into wealth, had always followed the rules. Jaded by the hypocrisy of high society, she suddenly had a whim one day to have an ordinary romance. Thus, a fabricated rumor that Stella Sterling had spent a fortune to hire a Matchmaker from a dating site to find her a partner quickly spread through her circles. Those on good terms with her teased and watched the fun. Those on bad terms with her waited to see her become a joke. Later, an employee from the dating website revealed, "The company was acquired with an investment from a Vicenzan tycoon, and the profile of a certain female member with the surname Sterling was hidden overnight." The public speculated wildly about the identities of the Vicenzan tycoon and the female member with the surname Sterling. - Later on, a candid street photo that was accidentally captured went viral. In the dense night of The Spire on Vesper Island— Beside a Benz, a handsome, composed, and dignified man lifted a striking beauty in a red dress with one arm, pressing her against the car door and lowering his head for a deep kiss. In the faint light and shadow, the woman's flowing hair was swept by the wind, wrapping around the man's finger, which wore a pinky ring. Like a footnote to a romance, and even more like a vintage film frame etched into the axis of time. Someone immediately dug up the man's identity based on clues from the photo. The eldest son of Vicenza's Rhodes Family—low-profile and inscrutable, cold and untamable, and also the powerful contemporary authority of The Vesper Circle. And the alluring, glamorous belle by his side was none other than Stella Sterling. When the street photo spread to the mainland, everyone excitedly exclaimed: "The case is solved, the case is solved—"